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no sorry, thats all I got. I guess ill go crawl back to my cave and think up something for another 100 years and get back to you skipper.

  • 05.26.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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I never really get serious when I bag out other players, newbie or otherwise. I just play to have fun. So usually the matches I engage in become some long bouts of Monety Python-esque abuse.

"Hah! You are now dead, because I killed you, until you were dead, in which you are now. Dead. Like a thing that has been killed, because I killed you. Until you were dead."
*Guy respawns* "No you didn't!" *blam!*
"Arg!!"
"Now it is you who are dead. Wait...did you just respa...BLAM*
"Now you are both dead, because I killed you both. And it is I who killed you both, until you were now am dead."

Or something equally retarded XD

  • 05.26.2004 8:28 PM PDT
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yup we just play for fun, we never get really competitive. just some of us get a little frustrated sometimes. but all of us just swear constantly.

  • 05.26.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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We usually resort to Jay and Silent Bob quotes...

  • 05.26.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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Thats why I find games a lot of fun. I mean its easy enough to go to the pub or just hang out with mates (or my girlfriend) and watch films or just talk and come up with witty barbs and rib-pokers, but where else do you get to hunt your mates down with a sniper rifle and catch him off his guard and get to hear him scream a hundred colourful words of various flavours? Outside of airsoft or paintball).

Im trying to get into game design, like my girlfriend, whos a lead designer and animator for a game company in St Louis, and even though its all aspects of game design which interest me, its the whole idea of communities forming and mates getting together and socialising with other gamers from all over the planet and duking it out or just playing together that I find intensely amazing and unique, and ultimately rewarding.

  • 05.26.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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This thing has gotten way off topic. So I'm here to bring it back.

Ahem,
Referring to the South Park episode where Jimbo attaches the bomb to the opposing team's mascot that triggers when the high "E" is sung on "Loving You". The Doot n doot n doo doo part before became our trademark. When Reid would snipe somebody, we'd hear "Damnit Reid!!!" And we'd both go, "Doot n doot n doo doo" and piss everybody off.
(BTW, we live in dorms so it's easy to taunt others from across the hall when we beat them on the LAN. People on the fourth floor heard us [we're on the second] when we killed people)
Also, we would walk into the loser room and say, "Oh, what's that sound??? Oh, it's just the sound of you sucking" or "Oh, it's just the sound of you getting @$$ pounded."

  • 05.26.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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heh, Jay and Silent Bob quotes.
(after being killed in a hog) "yeah sure I'll take a shot
in the mouth, if it gets me to the other base sooner
or later"(yeah that's gross)

  • 05.26.2004 10:15 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
"Beaten by a girl. And you call yourself a man?"
Lol! Nice...
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LOL. That's actually pretty funny.
Good job, people like you now.Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I'm sure. You seem like the type of man who likes to take charge.
Ummmm... Thanks, I think. You sound a bit sarcastic though. I wonder if you are a sarcastic person. Let's read on.Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Wow. Remind me never to blatantly insult you. I couldn't deal with your harsh wit.

The only way I could ever insult you is through extreme subtlety.
Yup. Sarcastic. Funny, but sacrcastic.Posted by: ObbiQuiet
When you're going to ask a question (indicated by your 10 question marks), at least give us an idea of what you're asking.
True. Mean and harsh, but true.Posted by: ObbiQuiet
If that was you trying to be stupid, I can't imagine what you can put out when you're trying to be serious.

Don't tell me, I'm not sure I could take it.
Just plain harsh. And dripping with sarcasm. I'm all for sarcasm and that, but you're pouring it, along with the demeaning tone, on just a little too thick. And don't be so harsh. If you're going to be harsh, try to be blatantly neutral too. Then your harshness looks like it was warranted.

  • 05.26.2004 11:58 PM PDT
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Do I smell a psychoanalysis? :P

I am somewhat of an elitist of the forum world, and I'm sarcastic to those I see under me. :/ Sometimes it's pure playfulness, others it's a cruel pleasure.

Since you've complimented me and show a basic grasp of grammar you won't get much sarcasm from me. :)

  • 05.27.2004 12:03 AM PDT
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Well, Obbi. If I can say anything it's that you've certainly stirred up the forums lately. I would almost rather stay here and watch it all unfold then play some more Infinity.
Mmm, Marathon...

  • 05.27.2004 12:19 AM PDT
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Being mean is fun, but tragically against the forum rules. I can't wait until I'm an old woman, then I have an excuse to be mean. I get to go out on my porch and scream and holler at all the kiddies.

It's gonna be great!

  • 05.27.2004 12:22 AM PDT
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It really must be fun being you, what with the never having to consider the feelings of others. ;)

  • 05.27.2004 12:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Surge
It really must be fun being you, what with the never having to consider the feelings of others. ;)


That's what you get for being a Nietzschian, I suppose.

  • 05.27.2004 12:42 AM PDT
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My girlfriends life ambition, after she's grown tired of game design, is to retire as a cranky old woman with a lot of cats and a shotgun. Something any self respecting person should aspire to.

  • 05.27.2004 4:20 AM PDT
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not a comeback but just a diss
when you nail someone in the back, preferably with meele while wearing stealth it has become customary to add 'look in your rear view mirror, -blam!-". thats always good.
my mate jonny (our patron halo owner) is also known as jonny 'corpse beater' fox because he slapped my corpse with a shotgun last week......scum..

  • 05.27.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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I just say boink whenever i frag my bro's, it makes them mad enough. Who needs somthing like, 'i must be butter cause i'm on a roll' when you can say boink?

  • 05.27.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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I typically say boink when -

- wait, I never say boink. The only appropriate time to say "boink" is when pelting someone in the head with a ping pong ball.

  • 05.27.2004 10:30 AM PDT

"Go then. There are other worlds than these."

Corpse-humping says it all.

But other than that my all time favorite was at a lan party. It was 2 v 2 and my team won. I had only just met the guy I was playing with but we worked well together and after the last kill I shouted "I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire!" and he immediately jumped in with " I am Ted, Theodore Logan!" and we ended in unison with "and together we are WYLD STALLYNS!"

I guess you had to have been there but it was hilarious becuase we had just met, pwn3d, and then the rest came off like it was rehearsed. I had no idea he had ever watched "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." We laughed about that one for the rest of the night.

Sometimes I just scream "SLOTHBOY" after every kill. That tends to tick people off too.

  • 05.27.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Corpse humping always made me feel awkward.

  • 05.27.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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The BEST COMEBACK....
"PICK UP A SHOVLE....YOUR GAMES CRAP."

  • 05.27.2004 11:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: joeyg
The BEST COMEBACK....
"PICK UP A SHOVLE....YOUR GAMES CRAP."


But I used it once and it back fired. I killed him i said it. And then he killed me and then he said "I think the shovles next to the shed"

  • 05.27.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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So Obbi, this would be a good barb for you to say:

"You are such an Übermensch!"



  • 05.27.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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And you wouldn't even know it was a compliment.

  • 05.27.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ringer
So Obbi, this would be a good barb for you to say:

"You are such an Übermensch!"





That would be a compliment. I will sometimes refer to people (insultingly) as "preachers of death".

  • 05.27.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ringer
And you wouldn't even know it was a compliment.


Oh, I missed that you said this. Yes, you are right, it would be a compliment.

  • 05.27.2004 12:27 PM PDT

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