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Can't say I've ever required a comeback playing Halo because I have never actually played multi player.... I have, but my less than enthusiastic wife doesn't count. She has never "schooled" me. In fact she always ends up in a corner staring at the floor or ceiling. She is no gamer. Pity. Therefore she does not understand my desire of XBL.

Cue the violins.

  • 05.27.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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I have a decent one.....its kinda of a thing we do at my school but its still funny.
someone kills you and they talk smack
you reply and say:"Look at your face.......thanks"
Thats a good one to piss people off and make them lose their focus on the game.

  • 05.27.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I typically say boink when -

- wait, I never say boink. The only appropriate time to say "boink" is when pelting someone in the head with a ping pong ball.


well if you pelt them in the head with a grenade that is kind of like a ping pong ball right?

that's why i say boink....cause they and the grenade bounce....fun.


[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:15:13 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:12 PM PDT

bah

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I can't wait until I'm an old woman, then I have an excuse to be mean. I get to go out on my porch and scream and holler at all the kiddies.
Tell you what, I'll sit on the other side of the street and make dirty comments to the hot young babes that walk by. I'm going to love being a dirty old man! >:)

  • 05.27.2004 7:19 PM PDT

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don't.

Every time you get a kill, start singing the Quizno's Subs commercial starring the mutated singing sewer rats. "Eat Quizno's Subs! Subs are a dollar off! When you bring in a a coupon..." I've made it our clan's battlecry. It definitely gets annoying very quicky. Perhaps this is a bit more of an inside joke though, I don't kno. Corpse humping is always a sure-fire classic success. But perhaps my best taunt is mowing through so many of the other team's players, getting up a nice running riot, but doing it all in complete silence. Then, once everyone on their team knows that I am invinceably storming their base, the maniacal laughter normally spooks them out a bit. I love being better than everyone I know.

And ObbiQuiet...you're way too mean...I like it!

  • 05.27.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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Sorry, I forgot to quote. I'm not sure if this'll work, but I'll know soon enough...
Posted by: Sporndog
This thing has gotten way off topic. So I'm here to bring it back.

Ahem,
Referring to the South Park episode where Jimbo attaches the bomb to the opposing team's mascot that triggers when the high "E" is sung on "Loving You". The Doot n doot n doo doo part before became our trademark. When Reid would snipe somebody, we'd hear "Damnit Reid!!!" And we'd both go, "Doot n doot n doo doo" and piss everybody off.
(BTW, we live in dorms so it's easy to taunt others from across the hall when we beat them on the LAN. People on the fourth floor heard us [we're on the second] when we killed people)
Also, we would walk into the loser room and say, "Oh, what's that sound??? Oh, it's just the sound of you sucking" or "Oh, it's just the sound of you getting @$$ pounded."


I have to disagree with one point. The subject didn't drift very far in my opinion. People were throwing stupid insults and comebacks at each other and it was Halo related.

I usually don't bother with taunts, but that's just me. For those who like immature taunting such as corpse humping, try using a player name such as "your dick" for automatic, effortless taunts like "You killed your dick." and "You were killed by your dick." Even if you kill yourself, everyone will get "...was killed by a vehicle" or "...killed himself".
You could also use similarly silly descriptions of the weapon or method with which you killed your target such as "spurted you with my big tube" (rocket launcher) , "penetrated you with my powerful shaft" (sniper rifle), "splattered all over you" (shotgun), etc.

[Edited on 5/28/2004 3:42:23 AM]

  • 05.28.2004 3:38 AM PDT
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Other: You wanna die?!

You: You wanna live?!

  • 05.28.2004 11:18 AM PDT
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I'm not mean, just misunderstood.

  • 05.28.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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one time a friend of mine happened to kill me like twice in a row (6 man slayer) as i was respawning. he started talking all kinds of crap. i got my hands on a shotgun and mowed him down 6 straight times. each time i would yell "oh -blam!-! that was right in your face!" or "he'll be having a closed casket funeral" or some other stupid thing like that. even if it took me 3 shots to the arm/leg, or if i hit him in the back, i'd scream "oh! with the facer!" finally he screamed back "man you're not even hitting me in the face!" to which i responded with an oldy but a goldy, "you're ass, you're face - what's the difference?"
typically though i don't talk alot of crap when i'm winning. i'll talk crap after i've won. especially when the post game carnage report comes up. "whoa! so-and-so's keeping it real with 20 deaths!" or (since most of us corpse hump) "dude, your @sshole is like this big now. when you fart, it doesn't make any noise."
it's usually when i'm dying that i start talking. the sarcasm meter gets turned to full blast and i start saying stuff like: "WOW. it's because you're good." and "you're the best." but that's just me.

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  • 05.28.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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i use to talk a lot of smack but for some reason as i got better i talked less. now the only time i talk is when im killed and i do it just to piss off everyone else.

  • 05.28.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I'm not mean, just misunderstood.

i read most of the posts and you where being pretty mean. but i dont care cause it was funny as hell. keep going

  • 05.28.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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When someone I catch someone humping a corspe I usualy wack him in the back and then hump his corpser and shout

*OH BABY!!!* really loud and my buddys get so pissed off

One time though my friend and I we're playin halo pc and he humped a flaming corpse and dide from it....so funny

  • 05.28.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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that reminds me of this time i "made love" to my buddy's corpse. not this quickie business most of you are used to, but something that belonged in a porno. and it was 1 on 1 with about 6 people watching, so it made for quite the show. there were slow thrusts which gradually sped up to fast pumps. there was @ss slamming. and to cap it all off, a shudder and a loud moan as my character reached his climax. even the guy i was playing against had to put the controller down to watch. it was really, really funny. but at the same time, quite disturbing.

[Edited on 5/28/2004 12:35:12 PM]

  • 05.28.2004 12:33 PM PDT
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HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK FOR ANY SITUATION!


If someone ever says nice comeback.

YOU say "if I wanted a come-back, I woulda wiped it off your mommas chin*

OOOOHHHH!!!!!! BAZING!!!!

  • 05.28.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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i just spary ur -blam!- all over

  • 05.28.2004 8:30 PM PDT

I [color=blue]own[/color] Halo. And November 9th, I'll [color=blue]own[/color] Halo 2.
I also [color=blue]own[/color] two cats. Or they [color=blue]own[/color] me. Or something.
I [color=blue]own[/color] a car, too.
And I [color=blue]own[/color] an Xbox with a Halo logo on it.

Saying I "own" another person would mean I'm a white slaver, so I don't, because I'm not.
It's the most idiotic phrase I've ever heard anyone use.
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The preceding opinion has been my [color=blue]own[/color]. If you don't like it, consider the fact that, since it was free, you didn't have to take it.

Serious rant over.

Seriously, though, I find it better not to gloat when I beat the living -blam!- out of someone in MP.
It makes them even more nervous and they play worse, and I win more.

[Edited on 5/29/2004 12:48:13 AM]

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