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Subject: "Witty" banter in the Flood.
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SBG, no offense, but you haven't been here very long yourself. In fact, this is the first thread I've seen you in.
Nonetheless, I agree. Spaulding, go read the rest of the thread. Or I will assault your inbox with pictures from the dreaded Kitty Bucket.

  • 02.12.2007 7:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
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Actually, no.
How about this? The mods don't always see the flamebait. And, in the first post, the author talked about the "Go back to the Halo 3 forum" and you're telling him to go back to the Flood, the fourm that you attempted to suggest ideas to help it. If you actually cared, you wouldn't tell the so called "jerk" or "spammer" to go back there.

  • 02.12.2007 7:43 PM PDT

2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

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Posted by: Code Zero
Naturally, the Flood is mentally ill. I'm not sure if the mods could just ban all those guys. If they locked every thread where someone responded like that, you'd have a whole lot of locked threads. I suppose they can always edit... but either way it will always be like this.


Where do you want your so-called idiots to go? disperse into the rest of the forums so you can whine how they're ruining your thread? Then what's the excuse, oh yeah, you didn't want them to have an off-topic area. If you dislike it just stay away.

Posted by: Code Zero
The Flood will always be filled with idiots. Just laugh at these guys for being so dumb and move on. If they truly offend you then contact a mod...


Yes, of course, we're all just babbling idiots. Not one bit of intelligence in the Flood forum at all. Nope, I mean those people can't even speak english or type on a computer.

Stereotyping bastard.


That last comment was uncalled for. Either way, you made yourself look like an fool in my eyes. Why? Because The Flood is my favorite of all the forums. I go there more than any other forum on Bungie.

I never said all the people in the Flood are idiots. I said it's filled with idiots. Never did I imply that all or even most of them are this way. So stop jumping to conclusions.

Kay thanks.

  • 02.12.2007 7:50 PM PDT

"What I see is insanity,
What ever happened to humanity?"

Posted by: SexyBanannaGirl
Please, go back to the flood as nobody appreciates flaming and nonsense here.


Uhhh... wait a second. Weren't you just arguing that there shouldn't be nonesense in The Flood?

Anyway, I think that the little things that happen in The Flood, like the actions, are just part of what make The Flood what it is. Posts that drag the converation off topic are counted as spam usually by the moderators and posts that aren't changed are usually harmless banter. If it gets out of control then the thread usually gets locked. (Say Something Nice, Post a Pic...) It's just the way the forum is. The people who still post there are people who enjoy it, so let the many babies have their bottles and enjoy the forum for what it is.

As always with the flood, "use at your own risk. "

[Edited on 2/12/2007]

  • 02.12.2007 7:52 PM PDT

I suppose purposely trying to railroad a thread by going off topic is wrong. It can ruin the whole thread. That makes sense to warn or blacklist someone who goes in and knocks over someone else's tower of blocks.
However, if someone wants to chime in with a useless one liner....who cares? Normal people usually just skip over that crap anyway, any get to the meat of the thread. The only people who write one-liners at the end of thier posts are complete idiots anyway....

*eats finger*

  • 02.12.2007 7:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: dalmedya
Nonetheless, I agree. Spaulding, go read the rest of the thread. Or I will assault your inbox with pictures from the dreaded Kitty Bucket.

You see!
Exactly what I mean. Random unneeded link that has nothing to do with my thread. And we aren't even in the Flood.

  • 02.12.2007 7:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
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Posted by: dalmedya
Nonetheless, I agree. Spaulding, go read the rest of the thread. Or I will assault your inbox with pictures from the dreaded Kitty Bucket.

You see!
Exactly what I mean. Random unneeded link that has nothing to do with my thread. And we aren't even in the Flood.

Well, he did add to the conversation and just added a little humor at the end.

  • 02.12.2007 8:01 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Alright...SexyBanannaGirl, you are one really stupid....no I shouldnt say that...I was banhammered last time I did....well, anyways, why exactly are you defending one of the forums? Wtf. For stating what everyone already knows, Lieutennant Obvious, you've been promoted to Captain. Congratulations.

You see, thing is, I really dont care whether this is supposed to be a forum about the "community" and all the other tech issues. I seriously dont care. I'm being very calm when I say this: step off, this isnt your thread. Just step off. You dont, didn't, and never belonged in this conversation in the first place. Why on Earth would you care. Who gives two blams? Not me, nor do many other people. These are general forums. This is where most people go with tech problems and to talk about the community, but then there are people who just want to be heard instead of skipped on The Flood and not passed up as something unimportant.

You need to get off here, UglyBanannaMan, and stop calling yourself "SexyBanannaGirl". It only shows your likeness towards men.

  • 02.12.2007 8:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: dalmedya
Nonetheless, I agree. Spaulding, go read the rest of the thread. Or I will assault your inbox with pictures from the dreaded Kitty Bucket.

You see!
Exactly what I mean. Random unneeded link that has nothing to do with my thread. And we aren't even in the Flood.

Well, he did add to the conversation and just added a little humor at the end.

It wasn't funny. He just linked to a bunch of stupid pictures that he links to in his posts.

  • 02.12.2007 8:11 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Kitty Bucket is cute. Don't insult the power of cats. Hey look! Oh Noes! We're going off topic again! It's the end of the world!

Seriously guys. If you go off topic, someone can fix it by staying on topic and everyone else will go back on topic. It's ok. The Flood is for going off topic and not caring.

Why is everyone making such a big fuss over this anyways? I mean, really, is it that bad?

  • 02.12.2007 8:17 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Anyways, I believe that the newbies should be aware that The Flood is for nearly useless banter. If it's talk about halo, halo 2, and a buncha other stuff that doesnt have anything to do with halo 3, then they shouldnt be saying "go back to the halo 3 forums, ya know. That's what I think.

  • 02.12.2007 8:25 PM PDT

Posted by: paulster5315
"The victim was identified as CoD: Black Ops. It laid outstretched towards a copy of the game 'Halo'".
"I guess Halo was a milestone that Cod..."
*sunglasses*
"...couldn't quite Reach."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

and another thing, SBG, if you really are a girl, prove it to me. Prove it to all of us that you aren't a guy posing as a girl just to be noticed by everyone else.

Prove it, cause I don't believe you.

I may be going off-topic here, but I'm just curious, because normally, a girl wouldnt use all those big words you've said so far.

  • 02.12.2007 8:30 PM PDT

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"I never said all the people in the Flood are idiots. I said it's filled with idiots."

Filled, means there are typically a lot of them, right? Well tell me, does the Flood get any more locked threads than the Halo 3, which is currently the only forum that is as busy as it.

I just don't see your point in having such a huge distaste towards the people in a forum if it is "one of you favorite forums". The last comment wasn't needed, I am just sick of so many people hating on the Flood forum. My apologies for that.

  • 02.12.2007 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: SexyBanannaGirl
So I didnt actually speak out against anything I am guilty of. I have never talked about people having bad sigs at all, i simply talked about off topic posting and random garbage. Now, do you remember where people were talking about groups getting together to cause problems?

I think spaulding has just proven my point. Posting flamebait for no reason, especially when you havent read any of my posts. Please, go back to the flood as nobody appreciates flaming and nonsense here.


Are you joking me???

For all of you who just said I need to go read the thread, please tell me how I could have posted my first post in here without reading it. I even provided QUOTES FROM ANNA. For heaven's sake people, I read the entire thing AND posted a valid point --- she didn't even TOUCH on ANY of what I posted. Perhaps YOU all didn't read it... but don't say I didn't. I sure as hell did.

Flamebait? Kidding me? That last post was simply to reiterate the original post I made... I was proving a point.

  • 02.12.2007 10:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: KlLLA CAM
Also when new members join they tell them to go away or "go back to the Halo 3 Forum".


I've never heard a newcomer have that said to them, I've only heard that be said to trolls.


Posted by: KlLLA CAM
If not I think they should decree a temporary blacklist for totally off-topic posts such as the retarded "in b4 teh lock"


They already do, I used to do the in before the lock thing, but Pezza threatened me with a blacklist.


Posted by: KlLLA CAM
When ever I enter that forum there are posts to very thought out threads saying nothing but rubbish like "your mom" or "kills kitten" and all the other members encourage them and continue to laugh along with them afraid that they may feel "left out"


I've never heard "kills kitten" in there, and only your mom jokes occasionally.

Eh, I can only get on at nighttime (eastern Aussie time), so I probably miss all the stuff done during the day.

  • 02.12.2007 10:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: KlLLA CAM
Posted by: dalmedya
Nonetheless, I agree. Spaulding, go read the rest of the thread. Or I will assault your inbox with pictures from the dreaded Kitty Bucket.

You see!
Exactly what I mean. Random unneeded link that has nothing to do with my thread. And we aren't even in the Flood.

Regardless of you being the original poster, this is not your thread. The instant you hit 'Submit' on that first post, it became a public thread. If you want to go around calling threads 'yours', create a group, don't let anyone join, and post there.
And since when was having a sense of humour against forum rules?

  • 02.12.2007 10:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: SexyBanannaGirl
So I didnt actually speak out against anything I am guilty of. I have never talked about people having bad sigs at all, i simply talked about off topic posting and random garbage. Now, do you remember where people were talking about groups getting together to cause problems?

I think spaulding has just proven my point. Posting flamebait for no reason, especially when you havent read any of my posts. Please, go back to the flood as nobody appreciates flaming and nonsense here.


I was wondering if you were under the mistaken impression that simply saying something makes it so?
It was beyond clear that Spaulding had read the other posts because she posted on topic, yet the only retort you could muster was "you didn't read the thread...go back to the flood!!!"
This from the Crusader for relevant posting only.
Tsk tsk, bananna!
There you go being hypocritical again.

  • 02.12.2007 10:57 PM PDT

The "In before the lock" crap needs to stop. I get iriitated when people do that.

  • 02.13.2007 12:50 AM PDT

Posted by: Gendo
Yeah I think there needs to a widespread banning of idiots who can post well, but decide to just post one-liner -blam!- instead.


That's what your mom said.

  • 02.13.2007 4:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: KlLLA CAM
Posted by: dalmedya
Nonetheless, I agree. Spaulding, go read the rest of the thread. Or I will assault your inbox with pictures from the dreaded Kitty Bucket.

You see!
Exactly what I mean. Random unneeded link that has nothing to do with my thread. And we aren't even in the Flood.

Regardless of you being the original poster, this is not your thread. The instant you hit 'Submit' on that first post, it became a public thread. If you want to go around calling threads 'yours', create a group, don't let anyone join, and post there.
And since when was having a sense of humour against forum rules?

Sorry, I worded it wrong. I meant my topic, which has nothing to do with -blam!- kittens!
You are obviously missing my point here and I also think you disregard and avoid it because those trolls make you laugh.
I don't give a crap what you say about it, I think they are trolls for they are doing trollish shananigans.

  • 02.13.2007 5:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: BeaverWhisperer
Let me remind you why I feel your "new sig" is wrong.
It provides ideas that are s3xual. And notice how I need to bypass the blam filter. (my apologies to the mods) I feel if the words an4l, and s3xual are blammed I think imagery of the idea should be banned.
But of course you can't blam the use of parentheses and circles so if a mod sees the image they should PM the member and tell them their sig is in violation of the rules of the Bungie.net forums and if they do not comply they will be blacklisted.
I know what you are thinking. What if he never got on to see the message? Well I thought of that. Look at their last time they logged on. It says it in their profile and if they do not get on in the next week or so Achronos should be able to edit their signature.

[Edited on 2/13/2007]

  • 02.13.2007 5:31 AM PDT