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GT: Greg Is So Hot

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

  • 02.15.2007 6:48 PM PDT

bungie has proven that a bunch of monkeys sitting in front of keyboards can randomly type out a masterpiece. the thing is, when you go to play the masterpiece, you cant help but notice all the monkey s**t smeared all over it.

it gets real old having to wait months for someone like mlg to clean off all the monkey poo.

loudspeaker:
"theres been rumers that elites have infiltrated our base by disguising themselves as humans, but thus far, we have yet to find a weakness in their disguises. until then remain vigilant and keep an eye out for suspecious behavior."

  • 02.15.2007 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartan11111
Marine 1:Master Chief is d***head.
Marine 2:Yeah i know.
Marine 3:HAHAHAHA oh what the hell*CRACK* * broken leags*


Haha

  • 02.15.2007 10:35 PM PDT

Blarg.

MC: "Sir, permission to leave the station"
Hood: "For what purpose, Master Chief?"
MC: "To give the Covenant back their....freak...things..."
Hood: "Permission granted...by all means, go ahead"

(if you don't get it play the end of Cairo Station again)

[Edited on 2/16/2007]

  • 02.16.2007 7:20 PM PDT
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Marine 1: "Hey, how come you cut us out of our scene in halo 2?"
Marine 2: "Yeah Joe! Why'd you cut us out?"




[Edited on 2/17/2007]

  • 02.17.2007 4:32 PM PDT
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definitly a halo veteren.I mean come on thats odd.

  • 02.18.2007 1:36 AM PDT
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I one who would.

  • 02.18.2007 1:36 AM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

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The UNSC Yoga class didn't exactly help.

  • 02.18.2007 4:10 PM PDT
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The new breed of soldier, far more superior than the Spartan.

  • 02.18.2007 10:07 PM PDT
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"No worries men. We may have just been horrible disfigured. But we can still walk with pride!"

The following is OUTDATED BLARG:
"Oh teh noez. Teh Masterchief be touchin' my vertices!"
"No, no! Not my indices! AHH!!"
"Masterchief... just... touched... my animation-graph *kriez*"

I gots nothin' :\

[Edited on 2/20/2007]

  • 02.19.2007 2:31 AM PDT

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~~Pardon Our Dust.~~

Is Miranda grabbing her butt?

  • 02.19.2007 7:48 AM PDT
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cheif we've a new strategy for defeating the covenant. these soldiers will run out sceaming at the top oftheir lungs in single file and while the covenant are completely bewildered by their amazing dance routine we sneak up and take them from behind!

  • 02.20.2007 6:22 AM PDT

Look for the back

Their dancing to the numa-numa guy

  • 02.20.2007 8:53 AM PDT
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Messed uniformed soldiers: "I told you that taking the Transporter was a bad idea."
Commander: "Just ignore them, they complain about it all the time."
Master Chief (thinking): Do I tell him about his legs, do I tell him about his legs...?

  • 02.20.2007 11:13 AM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

  • 02.20.2007 3:29 PM PDT
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No wonder hoods in a bad mood all the time look at his feet. If i had shoes like that id be grumpy too.

  • 02.21.2007 11:43 PM PDT
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Respect the horse people!!!

  • 02.22.2007 2:45 AM PDT
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Proud Solider in the US Army

GT= W1Z22

Johnson: just dont look at them, and dont laugh
Cortana:*muffled laughs*

  • 02.22.2007 6:55 AM PDT
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Marine1:"yoga sucks man"
Marine2:"your telling me"
Marine3:"no its not look at me i twisted my legs 8 times!"

  • 02.22.2007 3:39 PM PDT

"Hey Ma look what I can do!"

  • 02.23.2007 4:20 AM PDT

Posted by: Blazin Pheonix
Posted by: Sgt Leet Sauce
Posted by: ranma71
So now that is finnaly proven, all you whiners about the cover system: SHUT YOUR FACE!


I love you. Will you make out with me?

Ranma don't worry the evil monkey in the closet will do it for you.

Marine 1: This breifing is boring
Marine 2: Lets do something fun.
*They start dancing Ballet*
Marine 3: HEY CHEIF!!! CAN YOU DO THIS!!!?!???!?!
*Master Cheif walks over and.......................
*DANCE!!!!!!*

  • 02.23.2007 11:55 AM PDT
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Hood: Whoops, animation problem. We'll have to go back to the last checkpoint..

Chief: But I was so far!!!

  • 02.24.2007 11:52 AM PDT
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Master cheif: Great, in Halo one I at least had a bunch of marines to fight with. But now I only have a bunch of centaurs to fight with!

  • 02.24.2007 2:45 PM PDT

1337 dance moves
Posted by: Death2BlueCheese
im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles.

What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

Ballet class! The one in the back is preforming the drill perfectly!

  • 02.24.2007 6:35 PM PDT