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Posted by: cacahead
Marine 1: This breifing is boring
Marine 2: Lets do something fun.
*They start dancing Ballet*
Marine 3: HEY CHEIF!!! CAN YOU DO THIS!!!?!???!?!
*Master Cheif walks over and.......................
*DANCING!!!!!!*


funny ;) how about this

Marines :MC can you show me how to dance like a ballerina
Master Chief starts dancing as a blue Ballerina
Master Chief : just like that let me see how you do it
Marines try it but they twist their legs *
Marine 1 and 2 : OWIEEEEEE
Marine 3 : it feels LIKE A PLASMA RIFLE!!

and 2 more since i thought of good ones

Marines : master chief WE challenge YOU to a dancing showdown
Master Chief : your all on
Marines : loser gets their legs twisted. deal?
Master Chief : deal
Master Chief goes first.... 9.5 out of 10 perfect score!
Marines: uh oh..... thats gonna be hard to beat
Marines start dancing
8 out of 10
!!!!!!Chief WINS!!!!!!
*Cortana and the rest of the other marines that didn't do the bet hear the legs crack*
after that the marines regret doing a bet with MasterChief or even facing him

last one:

"finally its done Kpaul's own Mutant Marine Soldiers!!!!"


[Edited on 04.20.2007 4:44 PM PDT]

  • 02.25.2007 8:05 AM PDT

Posted by: Blazin Pheonix
Posted by: Sgt Leet Sauce
Posted by: ranma71
So now that is finnaly proven, all you whiners about the cover system: SHUT YOUR FACE!


I love you. Will you make out with me?

Ranma don't worry the evil monkey in the closet will do it for you.

Posted by: renegade125
Posted by: cacahead
Marine 1: This breifing is boring
Marine 2: Lets do something fun.
*They start dancing Ballet*
Marine 3: HEY CHEIF!!! CAN YOU DO THIS!!!?!???!?!
*Master Cheif walks over and.......................
*DANCING!!!!!!*


funny ;) how about this

Marines :MC can you show me how to dance like a ballerina
Master Chief starts dancing as a blue Ballerina
Master Chief : just like that let me see how you do it
Marines try it but they twist their legs *
Marine 1 and 2 : OWIEEEEEE
Marine 3 : it feels LIKE A PLASMA RIFLE!!

and 1 more since i found one very funny

Marines : master chief WE challenge YOU to a dancing showdown
Master Chief : you all on
Marines : loser gets their legs broken. deal?
Master Chief : deal
Master Chief goes first.... 9.5 out of 10 perfect score!
Marines: uh oh..... thats gonna be hard to beat
Marines start dancing
8 out of 10
!!!!!!Chief WINS!!!!!!
after that the marines regret doing a bet with MasterChief


Ok u beat me

  • 02.25.2007 7:46 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

MC: I swear to god! If I turn around and those clowns are distorted; I will punch a baby!

  • 02.25.2007 10:32 PM PDT
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After the coveynant broke there legs chief told them to walk it off.

  • 02.26.2007 2:48 PM PDT
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nah man they broke them then cheif them not to put them back in place (thinkin they wouldnt listen) and they did and they healed in the wroung way lol.....that or they used a elite cast.

  • 02.26.2007 4:10 PM PDT
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LOL

  • 02.26.2007 7:31 PM PDT
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guy: my god....this hurts like hell......
other guy: JUST KEEP DOING YOU YOGA MARINE
other other guy:WTF?

  • 02.27.2007 8:14 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Anyone else notice the admials feet?

  • 02.27.2007 10:53 PM PDT
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"Dammit man, how many times must I tell you?! Small belts do not make you look thinner!"

  • 02.28.2007 10:08 AM PDT
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Stop -blam!-en Marines!!!!!

  • 02.28.2007 3:08 PM PDT

You say tomato; I say potato.

Yoga: My anti-drug.

  • 03.01.2007 9:48 PM PDT
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Maybe introducing Riverdance to the UNSC curriculum wasn't the best idea.

Damn you Sgt. Flatley!
-TGP-

  • 03.02.2007 3:58 AM PDT
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Master cheif: No! I'm to late! the covenent already glassed the planet! There torching the survivors! I'm sorry captain Keys, I'm sorry mom, I'm sorry Santa! But Santa, since I've been good this year can I still have a Robo Truck 360?

  • 03.02.2007 4:17 PM PDT
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Poor solider's just the sight of MC has caused them to break out and dance..........

  • 03.02.2007 4:46 PM PDT
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Cerebal Paulsey?

  • 03.06.2007 6:18 PM PDT
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hmmmm....maybe, but i didnt no they let ppl like that in the army

[Edited on 3/13/2007]

  • 03.07.2007 5:50 PM PDT
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Well Enough Alone...

~"The people who play Bungie games tend to sense that there's something behind the games that's attractive to them. Then they become fans of the games. And then they become rabid fans. And then they become employees of Bungie."(Life story) -Marty

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't be supprized if they needed to make thier legs like that so that from the cutseen angle it looked good.

  • 03.08.2007 3:09 PM PDT
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One word, FUBAR!

  • 03.08.2007 7:12 PM PDT
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Say hello to the SPARTAIN IV

  • 03.09.2007 8:27 PM PDT
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Its a Elite/Marine cross!!

  • 03.09.2007 9:36 PM PDT
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I respect your opinion, I'm probably just going to disagree with it.

'Quick! While they aren't looking!'

  • 03.10.2007 11:56 AM PDT
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Toast always lands butterside down.
Attach to back of cat always lands on feet......

Result:Antigravity!

*gasp* Hood turned into a girl!

  • 03.12.2007 4:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fraged
*gasp* Hood turned into a girl!


thats scary

  • 03.13.2007 3:19 AM PDT
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In Soviet Russia, leg breaks you!

  • 03.13.2007 5:04 PM PDT
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Dangit, the cheif wasn't looking...

  • 03.17.2007 8:53 AM PDT