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Subject: Cinematic Chetzery

Every cutscene has some random thing like this due to the fact that they were meant to be seen from only one camera angle, and if the camera is moved, even slightly you end up with very funny pictures.

  • 04.14.2007 8:44 PM PDT
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this is very disturbing...

  • 04.15.2007 2:27 PM PDT

Posted by: illninja137
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


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wow the admiral can float why doesnt the chief get that power?

[Edited on 04.17.2007 2:37 PM PDT]

  • 04.17.2007 2:36 PM PDT
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I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

mc: i told you guys not to buy underpants the same size as cortonas.

lol because cortonas only like 3 inches tall.

[Edited on 04.19.2007 1:21 AM PDT]

  • 04.19.2007 1:20 AM PDT
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At the last cut-scence after you kill the white brute ( hate spelling his name) You might see a living eliote the survived the battle with Mr. Mohawk.

  • 04.21.2007 4:46 PM PDT

Posted by: cB4d93
Posted by: Silent Eli
you are a good translator
Idiot can be a hard language to learn, but once you get it down, everything becomes so clear! The whole world will make sense to you.

The Deformed are the UNSC's last hope.

Marine: My Undies are bunched up!

  • 04.21.2007 7:17 PM PDT
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Can you say Ministry of silly walks?

  • 04.25.2007 3:27 PM PDT
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What people come up with next in these things?

*kicks wall*

  • 04.27.2007 1:28 PM PDT
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Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Macarana!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.28.2007 1:35 PM PDT

MARINE 1:"You guys do know that Master Cheif killed out mommy, right?"
MARINE 2:"Yeah, but he's also daddys right hand man."
MARINE 3: "I WANT MY BINKY!!"

  • 04.28.2007 6:27 PM PDT

I didn't know they knew Swan Lake!

  • 04.28.2007 6:37 PM PDT
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HUMAN OSTRITCH!!!

  • 04.30.2007 6:43 PM PDT
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Human Evolution... GONE WRONG!!!!! (or maybe right)

  • 05.03.2007 3:20 AM PDT
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Disco balls and colored spots run around the room.
Humans, Elites, Grunts, Drones, Jackels, Hunters, Brutes, SPARTANS, AI Computers, the prophets, and the Bungie Staff all gather around to watch the amazing event."

*VOICE OVER LOUD SPEAKER*

*Drums start druming*

"Please Welcome...............the walking backward skintight thong wearing dancing parade!"




[Edited on 05.21.2007 6:34 PM PDT]

  • 05.03.2007 6:19 PM PDT
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they forgot the banana guy...

[Edited on 05.05.2007 6:02 PM PDT]

  • 05.05.2007 6:02 PM PDT
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"Hi, I am a Sagittarius... but my sign is Aquarius. How about you?"

[Edited on 05.06.2007 7:22 AM PDT]

  • 05.06.2007 7:21 AM PDT

- Love, XLR8TER

"And that is the end of our Purple Heart Medal ceremony", ... "Master chief i'm sorry but we are going to have to make this quick ...

  • 05.06.2007 6:42 PM PDT
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Master Chief just got pissed and meleed those suckas in the chest.

  • 05.07.2007 1:29 PM PDT
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AND NOW, THE SOLID GOLD ELITE DA- ... oh wait...

  • 05.09.2007 2:56 PM PDT
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This is a screen shot recently taken from the mtv hit show "scarred"

  • 05.09.2007 5:45 PM PDT
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auditions for "so you think you can dance"

  • 05.09.2007 5:47 PM PDT
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(Solider): Ok, Robb, the next time you freaking make us do Taebo...im seriously gonna hurt you
(Robb): Sorry Dan....

  • 06.05.2007 6:10 PM PDT

Obey.

*Music in background:* You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.
MC: Maybe just a little too much shaking guys...

or

These three brave soldiers just received the purple heart for surviving and escaping a group of grunts despite having been painfully tortured.

or

Unfortunately, the spartan program wasn't a complete success.

(P.S. No many how many times I look at that pic, I always laugh. It will NEVER stop being funny, I'll look at that 50 years from now and laugh my ass off)

[Edited on 06.09.2007 5:35 AM PDT]

  • 06.08.2007 7:07 PM PDT
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MC: admiral what happernd to your torso.
admiral: the breakdance competition, i was lucky to end up like this.
MC: and the marines?
admiral: they tryed to do the worm and failed miserable.

  • 06.09.2007 4:56 AM PDT
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"Chief! We know how scare the Covenant!"

  • 06.12.2007 4:51 PM PDT