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d[(••)]T Keepin it clean...

Live an ethical life and come face-to-face with the fundamentally flawed nature of human beings and look on the gap between high ideal and low achievement with wry amusement, only then will you have fun playing Halo 3, even against Generals who hump your corpse and beat you with a 30 point deficit.

Time to do the hokey pokey!

  • 02.27.2008 11:44 AM PDT
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**All Marines Thinking**: OMG whats happened? Oh no... All I remember from shore leave was those dang Ostritchs..

  • 03.03.2008 5:44 PM PDT

donut...
...get me a sniper rifle

A sign that the river dance will one day become popular and merit the respect of the navy.

  • 03.03.2008 8:41 PM PDT

donut...
...get me a sniper rifle

... It was about that time Cortana was experimenting with mind control.

  • 03.03.2008 8:43 PM PDT

Even after the darkest nights, morning always comes.

*Teleportation doesn't work when an Elite slips in with you.*

  • 03.05.2008 11:53 PM PDT

"Jesus. I would hate for my first encounter with a v@gina to be the girl just pointing and saying "Guess." That's not even close to fair."

Game Developers+extreme boredness=creepy marine and elite crossbreeds.

  • 03.06.2008 10:31 AM PDT

"Narnia's come back to haunt us!"

  • 03.08.2008 4:43 PM PDT
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Too much fiber

  • 03.08.2008 9:43 PM PDT
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WAY too much fiber

  • 03.08.2008 9:44 PM PDT
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I don't think they can "step it"

[Edited on 03.26.2008 7:21 PM PDT]

  • 03.26.2008 7:15 PM PDT
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This is the aftermath of marines playing twister

  • 03.26.2008 7:16 PM PDT
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Something isn't quite right here...

  • 04.06.2008 9:20 AM PDT

____________(˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜||˜˜˜˜˜)_∏______
l | --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<)

Newest members to the Marines. The Chicken People.

  • 04.13.2008 10:44 AM PDT
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it all turned wrong when the music of the river dace speed up..

  • 04.13.2008 5:13 PM PDT
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ha thats great

  • 04.14.2008 8:41 AM PDT

oh teh noes!!!! i am asplode!!!!!

see this right here.... is why we blame stosh

  • 04.24.2008 3:06 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

That's how dancing is going to evolve into in 550 years? Oh no!

  • 04.29.2008 1:39 AM PDT
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"i bet u can't do this"
*crack*
*wow you're double jointed"
speaks through agonising pain"......yeesssss"
"......................ur legs are broken arent they"
..............................*silently nods*
"*sighs* il go get the ointment"

  • 04.29.2008 11:19 AM PDT
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the picture looks kind of creepy but cool at the same time. :P

  • 04.29.2008 8:07 PM PDT

For gods sake stop doing the pee-pee dance and get to the bathroom.

  • 05.01.2008 1:53 PM PDT
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Sir David Attenborough:

'Today we have found a totaly new sort of human. We will call it the a -blam!-[it used to be man in latin, which was a completely normal word...] Sapien Pullus. As you might see they do not feel at home here, because they can not find any good mates for whom they are doing their ritual mating dance.

Normally they have their feathers sticking out of their backs, but as you can see they are formally dressed. But of the ones we have found earlier today, these are unique: they have black stripes on their chests. We do not know if their heads always look like that, as we have only found these types, but we are temped to believe so.

I will now leave them to their ritual dance, as we might disturb them.'

[Edited on 05.04.2008 7:43 AM PDT]

  • 05.02.2008 7:31 PM PDT

my bite is worse than my bark. and my bark is lethal.

I can't wait to get this belt off.

  • 05.06.2008 3:44 PM PDT
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Cheif: Hey you three guys, aren't you brothers?
Marines: Yea
Cheif: Wasn't your father one of the guys on the pillar of Autumn?
Marines: Yes
Cheif: Wasn't it around the time of the Elite mating season when the pillar of autumn was boarded?
Marines: Yea
Cheif:Your father was single at that time, right?
Marines: Yes
Cheif: I heard the Elites were doing some cross-breading tests with the marines that they captured when they boarded the ship, I think your father was one of them
Marines: What makes you think that?

[Edited on 05.10.2008 10:58 AM PDT]

  • 05.10.2008 5:18 AM PDT

-SM

SGT. JOHNSON: Uhh, sir? What's wrong with those marines over there?
LORD HOOD: I didn't believe them when they said Chief was giving them wedgies...

  • 05.10.2008 9:39 AM PDT