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Sir David Attenborough:
'Today we have found a totaly new sort of human. We will call it the a -blam!-[it used to be man in latin, which was a completely normal word...] Sapien Pullus. As you might see they do not feel at home here, because they can not find any good mates for whom they are doing their ritual mating dance.
Normally they have their feathers sticking out of their backs, but as you can see they are formally dressed. But of the ones we have found earlier today, these are unique: they have black stripes on their chests. We do not know if their heads always look like that, as we have only found these types, but we are temped to believe so.
I will now leave them to their ritual dance, as we might disturb them.'
[Edited on 05.04.2008 7:43 AM PDT]