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Subject: Funny deaths, and stuff.
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List here funny thigns that you have done or that have been done to you. Since this is a pretty long list, it will be restricted to thing soccuring on Co-Op or SP.

Here's one of mine:
DEATH BY INFECTION FORM!
I was in the keyes level, right after that little hole you drop throught (not the one wher you land on the ground, the one where you land in the corridor below), and making pretty good time blasting away flood. Anyway, right after I clear the carriers next to me, when I'm letting my shields pop the infection forms, I see a group of combat forms standing around. So I toss a plasma grenade onto one. Except it doesn't make it there. Against all odds, an infection form from one of the carriers I had just killed picks that exact time to jump up, and he swipes the grenade right out of the air, just before he hits me. He popped on my shield, and set the grenade off prematurely. Bye bye me. And that is how an unassisted infection form killed me.

  • 11.08.2004 10:26 AM PDT
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Most of my funny deaths are "suicides" in multiplayer games. I have alot... lemme think fer a minute...

ok

Best one yet: I am driveing around in my Warthog, running people over in a killing spree. I find 2 guys duking it out with melee attacks, and I decide to run em over to get more points. As I am driving towards em, I fail to notice a rock, and I end up flyying in my 'hog when I hit it. Appaerently the one guy is tired and just lobs 3 grenades at the other. So I come flying outta nowhere, and I hit 'em both just as the grenades blow. Everyone got 2 kills. lol

  • 11.08.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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lol i just toss plasma grenades into the the air and try to catch it- although the consequence is terrible :P

  • 11.08.2004 5:24 PM PDT
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Yeah, that's always fun too.


Nother good one (in campaign):
(legendary difficulty too)

I am trying to get to control room and I am at the part where you are on the brindge and Cartona is blabbing he head off. I am going crazy trying to get the Banshee before the Elite does. I have active camo on but it wears out after 10 seconds.

Round 1: I stop n listen to Cartona, camo wears out, I run to get in Banshee, I get Pwned by the aliens

Round 2: Ignore Cartona, run like crazy, when I get to Banshee the elite jumps in and backs it up, crushing me. (Elites have really evil laughs, this one laughed fer like 5 minutes)

Round 3: Set my wepon from assault to needler, RUN YA HEAD OFF! to the Elite, whack him until he dies, jump in Banshee, get killed be a GRUNT with a fuel rod gun

Round 4: I am getting frusterated, so I go back n find a rocket launcher [>:D] and blow up the red Banshee elite, only to end up blowing up my ride too (><). I am REALLY ticked off and just start firing rockets at random and end up killing myself.

Round 4: Go back, get more ammo fer needler, run like crazy to Elite, pump him full of 60 needler shots (I counted) Get in my hard earned ride, Blow stuff up.


Ugh

[Edited on 11/8/2004 5:49:21 PM]

  • 11.08.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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By far they were all in Multiplayer. A group of my friends and I had a sixteen player game going. A guy on the other team got into our base and had a warhog waiting outside. I got in the drivers seat. He walked outside with the flag and I took off. Before he could do anything my team destroyed him and recovered the flag. (WOO HOO! First Post)

  • 11.08.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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My funniest death is something that happens rarely. I throw a plasma grenade at an elite thats really close, he tries to melee me but hits me nade, the nade gets stuck on me and i got owned.

  • 11.13.2004 10:06 PM PDT
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funyiest death ATM was when i went in a all out brawl with a group of 16 players with only grenades no ammo

click click throw throw

took about a few second before we all where in heavens

  • 11.14.2004 12:57 AM PDT
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I was in Legendary and i was on the Maw right? Well it was my first time so i just walked around into rooms getting killed. One time was just horrible. I walked into the room where u first meet captain keyes in the first level and this elite threw a nade on me then i threw one on the wall and it got stuck on me so i was running around with 2 nades on me while covies were shooting at me so i jumped out the ship the nades exploded and i went flying straight across the level about a few hundred feet from the ship. All i could saw was ow and Son of Bi**h.

  • 11.27.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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The funniest death for me would ahve to be there were 2 tanks in team slayer on our side and there was a bad guy in each one behind the base in blood gulch so I found camo and i snuck up between them . Just when i was ready my camo faded they saw me i was right between them they were really close they shot each other. At the same time an enemy hog a rocket on had been coming to squash me at the time the tank fired i was attaching a plasma to the hog the hog was hit my plasma rebounded on to me . I had killed to tanks without damage and a little plasma killed me

  • 12.03.2004 7:53 AM PDT
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I was on multiplayer and I was literally surrounded by 8 guys. Now what I am about to say is no lie. While getting shot at, I throw a couple of grenades. That takes care of three guys. I was able to melee a guy in the back. Down to four and my shields are gone and health is going down and I am dodging nades like crazy. Well, two guys are killed by there own dudes who threw nades. The last two jumped in a warthog and just as he was about to fire the gun, the plasma grenade I threw at them goes off killing them. Health at one red mark for me. OOOOHHHHHHHHHH yeah. Now the funny part. I am just standing there looking at the warthog and one of the guys that I first killed walks up behind and melee"s me. Plop to the knees, plop on my face. How is that for real funny.

  • 12.03.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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my funniest lag death:
ok, i was on death island; CTF. i took a tank, and was basically preventing the enemy team from stealing the flag. anway, someone was smart enough to bring a tank to kill me. he shoots me, but i don't die. i turn my tank around, and shoot him. we both die. kinda funny

  • 12.03.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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i killed my own team mate once....

it was in blood gulch there was a tank by a portal evryone was trying to get to that tank so i grabed a tank of my own and was going to run over people geting into that tank i saw the tank went over to it i was about to go over the portal opening just then one of my team mates came out of it i tried to stop but then i ran over him so me and him got in a big fight it was funny

  • 12.30.2004 3:24 PM PDT
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thats nice and all but the funniset moments arewhen i host servers with a trainer on. I put on freeze then fired about 40 to 45 rockets and then the same ammount of plasmas n nades. I fired these at the entrence to the red base on blood gluch and waited.... Someone came into the base and when he turned the corner i hit unfreeze and he got blasted by over 40 rockets n nades. Needless ot say he died and his corpse flew into one of the canyon walls then rebounded and hit a wall on the other side of blood gulch and then flew to the middle of blood gulch where he said "F *CK YOU HACXERRS BOOTERRF DUMBPOOPEX" and then left...... i must have laughed for an entire month.

[Edited on 12/31/2004 11:26:25 AM]

  • 12.31.2004 11:24 AM PDT
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funny death? well, um, ok.....
i threw a plasma nad at somone right when it lagged and it went straght up into a sniper whe then fell at me killing him, me, the guy i was shooting, and another who was behind me about to whak me or somthing, "triple kill" :)

and i laghf.

  • 12.31.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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I was in active camo, and was about to jump on a tank and start shooting the driver. Well, I got basically on top of the driver area, and the tank turrett pretty much was going through my body. I started pumping the shotgun, when he fired the main cannon. Since the turrett was through my body (weird geometry problems), I was sent flying. In effect, because the shell exploded on me, he died too...

I saw this banshee start to charge a tank. The tank nearly hit the banshee, and was reloading. Just as he was about to fire, the driver jumped out (he was way high up...would've died anyway), and the tank shot his body in midair - I laughed for minutes xD

  • 12.31.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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Ive got a few.....

Once i snuck up on a sniper and hopped on his head. He looked up and i smacked him in the face. 1 shot kill. He was a freind of mine and we were laughing for 10 mintues flat

Another one was when this dude got his banshee stuck on a tree but refused to hop out, so i got up behind him (he got stuck low enough for me to touch him) and smacked his ass ouf of the banshee and took it....it was classic

And i also got a tripple killr by blowing up a car which rolled onto three other enemies. The game said they were killed by a veichle, but they new i did it ;)

Another time i was getting charged by a warthog on Blood Gulch and it lauched off a hill to come down on me. I ran forward right to it as it was in the air and duck and threw a plasma nade straight up. He landed spun around (unaware that i stuck him) and started coming i just stood there and watch him explode. there were only like 5 people in teh game and no one was around, hehe, he couldnt believe i got him.

I know they werent all exactly funny, but they were cool

OK thats enough for now, im off to bed

  • 01.01.2005 1:47 AM PDT

This is a RETICULE, and that is a RETICLE. I'm using the latter to aim. And what are you using?

Funniest death ever occured in Co-Op. Happened in Legendary mode on Silent Cartographer after getting the RL from the downed Pelican. I grabbed the the RL and fired at a group of jackals. A moment before I fired my partner threw a frag nade at the very same group. The rocket impacts and explodes a split-second before the nade lands, sending it flying high into the air. We mob up the remaining jackals and wait for our shields to recharge. All of the sudden there's something glowing right next to us and makes BOOOM. Both killed...

  • 01.01.2005 5:41 AM PDT