- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Pyrro's guide to living through School.
1) Vandalize something.
2) Have consentual/consemate "relations" with AT LEAST one teacher ("doing"the principal helps, too..)
3) Sell drugs.
4) Make a select group of friends, staying close and true.
5) Put them DAMN jocks into lockers
6) Talk back to the teachers who are bieng a pain in your @$$!!!!!!!!!!!
7) Get so well known that peole fear you; you'll get special attention...
If followed correctly, you will be the biggest freak in your state (unless you're in Michigan.. NO competition for me...) AND will get women, money and power. Yes.. Then YOU can tell your teacher what to do.
If this sounds too extreme, Just toss a Cod and an Avocado (they smell HORRIBLE and leave stains that CAN'T be removed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
YEAH TEAM ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!