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Subject: I'm starting a clan.
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This clan is still in formulation and is in its very basic stages.

This is a special clan. This is a clan for people who are not the self-proclaimed "God", "master", "king", "lord", "best" at anything. This is a clan for people who do not proclaim their universal superiority because of a few neighborhood matches they've managed to win.

Requirements:
-You must have reached and passed through puberty.
-You must not have a name that directly likes you with Halo. (ex, no "1337 spartan555" or "313373 elite")
-Your name may not include more than one number. Meaning, no "1337" or "uberninja555." I'm stressing name originality.
-You may not be the self-proclaimed best of anything unless you have participated in a championship to prove it, and even then you cannot be arrogant. You must be open to the idea that there is probably a person out there who didn't participate who could play the socks off of you.
-You must have a basic understanding of grammar and spelling.
-You have to be good at working with a team. You cannot be a hero if you wish to win.
-You must have an IQ in the tripple digits.
-You cannot use any "ghetto" language.
-You must have a sense of humor. I am very sarcastic, and if you cannot take it, you cannot work well.
-You cannot be a "horny teen." Joking about it is ok, but please don't ask me if I'd be your cyber girlfriend.
-You may not be angsty.
-You must know what "angsty" means.
-You must be willing to have fun with other teams. Realize that if you're kicking the other team's ass with the sniper rifle, then you'd make it more fun for everyone if you stop using it.
-You must have knowledge as to the location of your caps lock key.
-You may not USE the caps lock key.

I realize that these requirements disqualify 99% of the Bungie.net members.

To join, you must answer these in Personal Messages.

1) Why do you want to join?
2) Who is your favorite philosopher? Why?
3) What role in Halo do you like to play? Why?
4) What role are you BEST at playing? Why?
5) Can you take criticism? Do you have trouble identifing what is "constructive" and what is "hurtful"?
6) Do girls make you uncomfortable?
7) Can you sing? (rapping does not count)
8) Who is your favourite author?
9) What is your favorite color scheme? Is there a reason that you like it?
10) Are you literate?



"What do I get from joining?"

You get absolutely nothing! Ahahaha!

Again. Anything and everything is subject to change. A name has not yet been chosen, as I believe it is the job of the clan to choose the name to represent them.

[Edited on 5/26/2004 8:59:00 PM]

  • 05.26.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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[Edited on 5/26/2004 9:17:39 PM]

  • 05.26.2004 9:04 PM PDT
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If you go about like that you'll never be able to join.

  • 05.26.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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not flaming but you might want to be a little less picky an not ask so many pointless questions about color an what not. Ohh if you dont want people saying there great what do you want then a bunch of people who say they suck an take beatings and like it??

  • 05.27.2004 12:27 AM PDT
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  • 05.27.2004 12:39 AM PDT
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Anyway, Shizzle, lets play a game. It's called the "lets find Waldo" game.

You see, Waldo's hiding somewhere in your brain. The only way to get him out is to hit your head really hard with a shovel.

It's your turn. You go first.

[Edited on 5/27/2004 12:46:10 AM]

  • 05.27.2004 12:45 AM PDT

-S

Stay on topic or the thread gets locked.

  • 05.27.2004 10:04 AM PDT
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agreed shishka

  • 05.27.2004 10:08 AM PDT
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I don't understand... you want smart grammer people to play your video games with you, yet you don't want them to boast about themselves and you want them to enjoy leterature?

yet it seems you think your better than 99% of the people here?

you remind me of myself when I was a teen.

  • 05.27.2004 10:13 AM PDT
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*cackles madly*

  • 05.27.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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If you have that many specifications for entering your chapter I think it would be best if you just hand pick people. At least that way you'll only have yourself to blame for choosing someone who doesn't meet up to the expectations.

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*continues cackling*

  • 05.27.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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sometimes she scares me. (in a good way)

  • 05.27.2004 12:34 PM PDT
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Now this is my kind of a chapter. Perhaps another requirement would be something to the extent of "You must be able to connect this dot to join."

  • 05.27.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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^_^

  • 05.27.2004 1:40 PM PDT

Aah, you missed out the anti-team killing -blam!-tard rule!

  • 05.27.2004 2:39 PM PDT

"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool!"

HOW ABOUT IF I LIVE IN THE GHETTO?!?! OPPS, SORRY, USED THE CAPS LOCK KEY. AND I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ONE THING, WHY THE QUESTIONS: DO GIRLS MAKE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU A GIRL OR WHAT?

  • 05.27.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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I'm a girl.

  • 05.27.2004 3:10 PM PDT

"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool!"

THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!! Will this be an XBL clan or what?

  • 05.27.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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i think its pretty cool that you go around with all the requirement things, makes your clan seem more important

  • 05.27.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!!

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Posted by: Knives1288
i think its pretty cool that you go around with all the requirement things, makes your clan seem more important


The word "seem" implies that it's not already important.

  • 05.27.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Knives1288
i think its pretty cool that you go around with all the requirement things, makes your clan seem more important


The word "seem" implies that it's not already important.


I mean "is"

  • 05.27.2004 4:53 PM PDT

"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool!"

I guess how important you think this clan will be depends on how good you are. How good are you at Halo, ObbiQuiet??

  • 05.27.2004 11:47 PM PDT
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There isn't a tool of measurement, so I won't bother trying. I can beat many people in lan, if that's what you're wondering.

  • 05.27.2004 11:50 PM PDT

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