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Subject: Bungie ruling the world and how?
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According to Bungie's Seven Steps of World Domination, the only thing standing between them and a world takeover is "Stage bloody coup of new parent company".

Watch out, Microsoft.

  • 02.24.2007 11:16 AM PDT


Covenant Cival War

Oh yeah BTW...... WHERES'S MY GIGGITY COOKIE!!!

Oh....I see

  • 02.24.2007 11:32 AM PDT
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I'm currently trying to get a commission for the giant slingshot.

  • 02.24.2007 11:41 AM PDT
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If Bungie took over the world every thing would be so well textured bu pistols would be more powerful then nukes.

  • 02.24.2007 2:42 PM PDT

I can't wait till step six comes.

  • 02.24.2007 3:06 PM PDT

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Once they find Ling-Lings head, they'll drop production of whatever they're working on and start on the epic sequal to Gnop! that will take 5 years to develop. Only after that can they rule the world.

[Edited on 2/24/2007]

  • 02.24.2007 4:32 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

You know, I don't see too much promise in a slingshot...

Perhaps a man-cannon would better suit their needs...

  • 02.24.2007 4:35 PM PDT
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One word. Halo3.

  • 02.24.2007 5:29 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

Posted by: littlerat
Once they find Ling-Lings head, they'll drop production of whatever they're working on and start on the epic sequal to Gnop! that will take 5 years to develop. Only after that can they rule the world.


Fool, Ling-Ling's head has already been found.

At the end of the world, The Jar holding's Ling Ling's Head will break, and production will start on Gnop! 2.

  • 02.24.2007 7:15 PM PDT
Subject: Bungie ruling the world and how?


Covenant Cival War

Oh yeah BTW...... WHERES'S MY GIGGITY COOKIE!!!

Poll: How and when will Bungie rule the world?  [closed]
With the release of Halo 3 in Nov.:  48%
(30 Votes)
A new awesome series releasing in a couple o years:  17%
(11 Votes)
other:  35%
(22 Votes)
Total Votes: 63

They will rule the world one day....but when.

  • 02.24.2007 11:14 AM PDT
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Those who think Halo 3's release will be when Bungie takes over the world are wrong. If you think about it...all of the titles by Bungie that were released before Halo were there to create Bungie's core fanbase, the diehards who will live and die by Bungie's word. They will be the generals, commanders, etc that will lead us into battle. Those previous titles which helped make Bungie known were just the beginning, and the Halo series only spread their control over us by captivating millions. Those of us that are Halo Junkies...we are the foot soldiers. Now, it is what comes after Halo...which will give Bungie the power they need to complete the next phase and crush Microsoft and move one step closer to world domination.

  • 02.24.2007 7:37 PM PDT
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Within each steel-bound coffin of a cell, / Buried alive;
But rather mourne the apathetic throng / The cowed, and the meek -
Who see the world’s great anguish and its wrong / And dare not speak.

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After they have gained enough money and power, they'll make their move. I'm sure that we'll notice when things start happening.


As a side note, there has been some interesting moderating going on here.

  • 02.24.2007 9:02 PM PDT

They already control the world. Look at these forums. Pure dictatorship. They rule from the shadows. Halo games are just mind control in order to force people to think about not overthrowing them. They control the real combine.

  • 02.24.2007 9:41 PM PDT


Covenant Cival War

Oh yeah BTW...... WHERES'S MY GIGGITY COOKIE!!!

Your right, but do you think anytime in the future they're going to actually get real compotition.

  • 02.24.2007 10:50 PM PDT

Trailer Park Boys ~ One of the best Canadian made comedies ever.

Bungie's relentless propaganda campaigns are attracting newcomers everyday.

  • 02.24.2007 11:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Gz, I'd kill the whole world for you




3-19-07

When did they acquire a Chinese's food chain? ?

  • 02.24.2007 11:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Reiginko
Good to see at least somebody takes this place seriously

I am sincerely disappointed in everyone except JIMH. JIMH, have a gold star.


',:\ IF YA SAHMELLLL

When Bungie takes over the world, they will add two more walls to the Pentagon, and Frankie will tell us how realistic the new moat water looks.

  • 02.25.2007 12:29 AM PDT
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Да?

Wait I thought News Corporation already ruled the world.

"One cannot control the media unless one is Rupert Murdoch"
Oh and who is Ling - Ling?

  • 02.25.2007 1:15 AM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

Soon™

  • 02.25.2007 6:47 AM PDT
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How they will do that, they're already taking over the world. You don't realise that you are being slowly brainwashed by playing Bungie games and being on bungie.net into rising up with the bungie empire and taking over the world.

  • 02.25.2007 9:52 AM PDT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

Man, I've been here for the longest time, and not once have I seen any proof of a "giant slingshot".

>.>

<.<

  • 02.25.2007 10:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

Posted by: Toothpick
Man, I've been here for the longest time, and not once have I seen any proof of a "giant slingshot".

>.>

<.<

'06 isn't a long time. I haven't even been here very long. From what I've heard, Bungie is still looking for a carpender or someone to make the slighshot.

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Wait I thought News Corporation already ruled the world.

"One cannot control the media unless one is Rupert Murdoch"
Oh and who is Ling - Ling?

Ah, the story of Ling-Ling. Here's the gist of it:
Way back when there was a chinese couple who had lost thier dog's head. They then posted flyers around town saying "You finding Ling Ling's head? Somebody come into yard and cut off dog's head. Ling Ling good dog, we want head back, reward" Supoosedly, Bungie found Ling-Ling's head in their old office in Richmond.
At least, that's what I remember.

[Edited on 2/25/2007]

  • 02.25.2007 11:23 AM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Posted by: Toothpick
Man, I've been here for the longest time, and not once have I seen any proof of a "giant slingshot".
>.>
<.<


I've been here since 2003, yet I still consider myself a "new member".

But, hey, who's counting?

-Alex ;D

  • 02.25.2007 4:01 PM PDT

don't take me too seriously..


<3

I'm not that new. I've been here for almost 2 years..

Sheesh!

Anyways, this slingshot.. still don't see it.

  • 02.25.2007 4:21 PM PDT

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