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Subject: Bungie ruling the world and how?
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Posted by: Reiginko
Good to see at least somebody takes this place seriously

I am sincerely disappointed in everyone except JIMH. JIMH, have a gold star.


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Posted by: Toothpick
Anyways, this slingshot.. still don't see it.
Engineers are still trying to figure out a way to make a slingshot in the shape of a 7.

  • 02.25.2007 4:23 PM PDT

"That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what.

Now try how and why."

7/7/07 at 7:34 using the 7 step plan.

  • 02.26.2007 5:49 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Once Halo 3 is released, it'll become one of the biggest/fastest-selling games of all time. Bungie will then be able to hold MS to ransom over future Halo titles.
"If we release it then, it'll be crap!"
"Okay, we'll delay it a little more."
"And...er, we...we need more money!"
"Whatever you want, just please help us crush Sony!"

  • 02.26.2007 10:37 AM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

Rumors speak of many strange things of Ling-Ling's Head.


One speaks of how as part of Microsoft's deal buying Bungie was (besides the enormous load of Cash) payment in the form of "one Ling-Ling's Head."

  • 02.26.2007 1:10 PM PDT

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Through steps 6 & 7. Prepare for ultimate assimilation and giant slingshot action.

  • 02.26.2007 2:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zee JollyRoger
Through steps 6 & 7. Prepare for ultimate assimilation and giant slingshot action.


They also have the B.net ninjas and pirates like Zee JollyRoger on their side.

  • 02.26.2007 4:34 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

... is that a contradiction?

  • 02.26.2007 4:48 PM PDT


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Oh yeah BTW...... WHERES'S MY GIGGITY COOKIE!!!

Probably I don't know. I think Bungie will destroy all of the video game companies sooner than expected. Or maybe right after they release Halo 3 they will make another hit series.

  • 02.27.2007 5:11 PM PDT
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Which will involve an angry mob of turkey's weilding scissors.

  • 02.28.2007 1:36 PM PDT

Trailer Park Boys ~ One of the best Canadian made comedies ever.

The Bungie real life army.....

Achronos, Frankie & Sketch are in the middle. Change all Swastikias to Bungie logos and your set.

Long live the Bungie empire!

[Edited on 2/28/2007]

  • 02.28.2007 4:01 PM PDT
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  • 02.28.2007 9:18 PM PDT
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Maybe Bungie is closer to world domination than we think, it looks like they already have a giant slingshot

zomg its coming

EDIT: Now that I look at it though, it seems kind of small so I'm gonna say it's only a prototype.

[Edited on 3/1/2007]

  • 03.01.2007 1:37 AM PDT

Bungie will rule the world when the release Cortana to the internet.... Shell have no problem taking over banks, government info and systems, stock markets, and so on. I dont see how this wont happen.

  • 03.02.2007 11:21 AM PDT


Covenant Cival War

Oh yeah BTW...... WHERES'S MY GIGGITY COOKIE!!!

Posted by: ReZeNeR
The Bungie real life army.....

Achronos, Frankie & Sketch are in the middle. Change all Swastikias to Bungie logos and your set.

Long live the Bungie empire!


Your right and Bungie actually really might be closer to world domination then we think. And pretty soon we will all hail the seven coulms.

  • 03.02.2007 5:07 PM PDT
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Once Halo 3 is out, bungie will have control over every aspect of gamers' lives. End of story.

  • 03.02.2007 5:25 PM PDT
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Bungie will rule the world when they decide to. Oh, and when the slingshot is ready. Until then the moderators will be the forward force in preparing the world for total Bungie-ization.

Bungie is setting us up the slingshot, make your time.

  • 03.02.2007 7:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Toothpick
Anyways, this slingshot.. still don't see it.
Engineers are still trying to figure out a way to make a slingshot in the shape of a 7.


Jesus will descend from Heaven with the sole purpose of crafting this slingshot.

It will be made out of wood.

[Edited on 3/2/2007]

  • 03.02.2007 8:42 PM PDT

Trailer Park Boys ~ One of the best Canadian made comedies ever.

lol Bungie-ization, possibly the best word ever.

Pretty soon Bungie's propaganda is going to spread to cereal. Kids will be saying, "Bungieafi me captain!"

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Posted by: ReZeNeR
lol Bungie-ization, possibly the best word ever.

Pretty soon Bungie's propaganda is going to spread to cereal. Kids will be saying, "Bungieafi me captain!"


One of the better ideas. Bungie will take over Cap'n Crunch cereal and include tiny slingshots of world domination as a prize. The ad campaign will include the words "World Domination in a box."

  • 03.02.2007 11:59 PM PDT
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When Bungie will rule the world, they'll send a nuclear bomb that will explode and leave a giant 7 carved on the Earth. Then the army will have a number 7 as their flag logo, or a Septagon.

  • 03.03.2007 8:36 AM PDT

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Posted by: phish92129
Maybe Bungie is closer to world domination than we think, it looks like they already have a giant slingshot

zomg its coming

EDIT: Now that I look at it though, it seems kind of small so I'm gonna say it's only a prototype.


Terrible way of testing it as well. How will they know of the launching capabilities of the person is strapped in to a harness?

Laaaame.

  • 03.03.2007 8:46 AM PDT


Covenant Cival War

Oh yeah BTW...... WHERES'S MY GIGGITY COOKIE!!!

Posted by: Frizzy
When Bungie will rule the world, they'll send a nuclear bomb that will explode and leave a giant 7 carved on the Earth. Then the army will have a number 7 as their flag logo, or a Septagon.


True very true. Then they will create the giant slingshot to launch fireballs at the other video game companies. They might ask some if they want to surrender and hail the spectagon, but if they don't then yeah they're just going to destroy everything that has nothing to do with Bungie and recreate it.

  • 03.03.2007 11:36 AM PDT

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