- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I'd have to say the RvB sundance film festival one. it's somewhere along the lines of this:
(beginning)
Church: "Hey,sarge- you know that sundance film festival thing we're going to?"
Sarge: "Of course I do! You were supposed to book the hotel rooms for that!"
Church: "Uh, yeah, that was too expensive, so i had to make other arrangements..."
Sarge: "What!? how much for the hotel?"
Church: "Twelve thousand dollars..."
Sarge: "What does that break down to per day?"
Church: "That is per day"
Sarge: "So where 're we stayin'?"
Church: "Someplace rustic, you know, with a real authentic Utah feel- it's called- Colorado."
Sarge: "What!? We don't want authentic! We're gonna be hoppin' on it with hollywood types! The only thing they have in common with peole from utah is multiple wives!!"
Griff: "Uh, hey sarge?"
Sarge: "What now!?"
Griff: "We got a problem... You know those gift baskets you wanted for the panel presentation?
Well- we couldn't get all the sponsors you wanted, so we had to improvise..."
Sarge: "Well did you get those sidekick phones like Paris Hilton uses?"
Griff: "Uh, no, but we got a beeper used by Becky Sue Johnson, the heiress to the Howard Johnson empire!"
Sarge: "What about the iPods?"
Griff: "We got something called iPUDs..."
Sarge: "..."
Simmons: "Don't ask..."
Sarge: "Well did you get anything good?"
Griff: "Uh, let's see...We got Poormel."
Church: "Hormel? The meat packing company?"
Simmons: "Not 'Hormel' Poormel. They don't actually make meat products, the make meat BY-produckts."
Griff: "We also got sponsored by a plumbing supply company over on 5th avenue!"
Sarge: "Son, we're goin' to the sundance film festival! the mack-up of the cultural and creative elite!"
All: "..........."
Grif, Simmons and Curch: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Simmons, with others still laughing in background: "Hah, cultural elite- good one, sarge!"
Sarge: "Thanks, but seriously! You wanna hand out cans of chili and bottles of Drano?"
Simmons: "I't's got sort of a nice mneumatic cohesion when you think about it, sir."
Sarge: "Simmons, that's one hell of a literary stretch, and pretty low-brow if ya ask me..."
Simmons: "I prefer the term 'mainsream', sir!"
Church: "What are you, a publicist?"
Griff: "Hey, sarge! Real quick; Cloysthe or vigney, beans or no beans?"
Sarge: "Son, i couldn't even begin to answer that question..."
Church: "Beans have carbs, dumbass, people in hollywood die if they eat those!"
Griff: "Gotcha- extra beans!"
(end)
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[Edited on 4/26/2005]