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Subject: What's your Favorite RED VS BLUE episode
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How could i ever pick just one, there all so funny. Well I do like the first episode, and the one where they are arguing about the name of the warthog/puma. lol. I know someone asked where you can get the RvB episodes and if they didnt get an answer, you can get them here:

http://mrtg.planetmirror.com/pub/redvsblue/index2.html

  • 04.24.2005 10:19 AM PDT
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I got another one.

The newest one (I think 54).

"The race that built me programmed me with information about the great destroyer and his race."
"You mean Humans?"
"Yes. But that is not what they call you."
"Well... What do they call us?"
"*pauses for a moment* Shizno."
"What?"
"I believe this can be best explained as a knock knock joke. Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"You are."
"You are who?"
"You are you dirty, dirty, shizno. ha ha ha."
"Dude, that's not funny. What does it mean?"
"What is the smelliest animal on your planet?"
"The skunk."
"And does the skunk defecate?"
"Well, yeah."
"And does it's defication in turn produce its own excrement?"
"EW! No!"
"Then you have no equivalent in your language for the word Shizno."

Lol. It's even funnier when they talk about the bomb.

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  • 04.24.2005 11:23 AM PDT
Subject: What's your Favorite RED VS BLUE episode
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The episode where they're trying take Caboose's bomb into the base on Zanzibar.
Also the one where they get blown into the future.

Donut: Don't worry Tucker you are safe. We're the Reds, we are your mortal enemies.

But my favorite is 39.
Sarge:I need a boost
Caboose:You are a good person and people say nice things about you
Sarge:Not a moral boost moron, a phsical one

Donut:You can't die! I'm Bored!

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  • 04.24.2005 6:44 PM PDT
Subject: What's your Favorite RED VS BLUE episode

GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NDF: FORUM NINJA

my favorite wuz the one where they are fixing the jeep in halo 2 n donut is touching everything, then up top grif, simmons, and tucker are talking about rims and spinners and making the jeep look cool, and then tucker asks them why we need the jeep , and then sarg said cuz our enemy's r planning against us, then tucker says but u guys think im your enemy and im not planning anything except to get L.A.I.D.... and then the pause, and then tucker says laid, and then grif wuz like yea we kno how to spell we just think that wuz weak....lol... then donut wuz petting the bunnie and then the bunnie went into the soup can... ahhh bunnie and hand soup just like mom used to make...

  • 04.24.2005 9:34 PM PDT
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40. why?
i love it when caboose kicks ass.

  • 04.25.2005 5:30 AM PDT
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Yeah, 40's hilarious. It's just like the internet...

  • 04.25.2005 2:52 PM PDT
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-blam!- yea!

  • 04.26.2005 6:38 PM PDT
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sorry for the double post

  • 04.26.2005 7:53 PM PDT
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I'd have to say the RvB sundance film festival one. it's somewhere along the lines of this:
(beginning)
Church: "Hey,sarge- you know that sundance film festival thing we're going to?"
Sarge: "Of course I do! You were supposed to book the hotel rooms for that!"
Church: "Uh, yeah, that was too expensive, so i had to make other arrangements..."
Sarge: "What!? how much for the hotel?"
Church: "Twelve thousand dollars..."
Sarge: "What does that break down to per day?"
Church: "That is per day"
Sarge: "So where 're we stayin'?"
Church: "Someplace rustic, you know, with a real authentic Utah feel- it's called- Colorado."
Sarge: "What!? We don't want authentic! We're gonna be hoppin' on it with hollywood types! The only thing they have in common with peole from utah is multiple wives!!"
Griff: "Uh, hey sarge?"
Sarge: "What now!?"
Griff: "We got a problem... You know those gift baskets you wanted for the panel presentation?
Well- we couldn't get all the sponsors you wanted, so we had to improvise..."
Sarge: "Well did you get those sidekick phones like Paris Hilton uses?"
Griff: "Uh, no, but we got a beeper used by Becky Sue Johnson, the heiress to the Howard Johnson empire!"
Sarge: "What about the iPods?"
Griff: "We got something called iPUDs..."
Sarge: "..."
Simmons: "Don't ask..."
Sarge: "Well did you get anything good?"
Griff: "Uh, let's see...We got Poormel."
Church: "Hormel? The meat packing company?"
Simmons: "Not 'Hormel' Poormel. They don't actually make meat products, the make meat BY-produckts."
Griff: "We also got sponsored by a plumbing supply company over on 5th avenue!"
Sarge: "Son, we're goin' to the sundance film festival! the mack-up of the cultural and creative elite!"
All: "..........."
Grif, Simmons and Curch: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Simmons, with others still laughing in background: "Hah, cultural elite- good one, sarge!"
Sarge: "Thanks, but seriously! You wanna hand out cans of chili and bottles of Drano?"
Simmons: "I't's got sort of a nice mneumatic cohesion when you think about it, sir."
Sarge: "Simmons, that's one hell of a literary stretch, and pretty low-brow if ya ask me..."
Simmons: "I prefer the term 'mainsream', sir!"
Church: "What are you, a publicist?"
Griff: "Hey, sarge! Real quick; Cloysthe or vigney, beans or no beans?"
Sarge: "Son, i couldn't even begin to answer that question..."
Church: "Beans have carbs, dumbass, people in hollywood die if they eat those!"
Griff: "Gotcha- extra beans!"
(end)

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  • 04.26.2005 8:46 PM PDT

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