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WTF?! The sword keeps disappearing.

Why won't the Warthog blow up?

Dude, don't go too far in to the ocean. You'll drown or something!

How do you turn god mode on?

  • 03.20.2007 3:46 PM PDT
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"It must be hard being a navy pilot...how do they get the boats to fly?"

north face can has recons?

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*you accidently shoots yourself.
*You die on easy
*A grunt assassinates you
*You use the AR in campaign

  • 03.20.2007 7:17 PM PDT
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"weres my kilamanjaro?"
"That F***er is MODDING! 3 shots with the pistol my arse!"
"work stupid standby button"

  • 03.20.2007 7:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: MarineGrunt73

How do you turn god mode on?

What "God Mode"?

"Haven't I been here before?"

"Where is my 5x zoom?"

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  • 03.20.2007 7:34 PM PDT

"i'll blow up those ghosts before those guys can get in em"

"why wont the tank fit!!!!?"

"i want that marine to get in this ghost while i walk around"

"wait, im not killing humans? wtf?"

  • 03.21.2007 1:58 PM PDT
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Toast always lands butterside down.
Attach to back of cat always lands on feet......

Result:Antigravity!

Get in the driver's seat you stupid marine!

  • 03.21.2007 2:47 PM PDT
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when you mistake your coop partner for the enemy and kill him.

  • 03.21.2007 3:26 PM PDT
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when some one thinks the AR is useful.

  • 03.21.2007 3:54 PM PDT

Posted by: natedogr
when you mistake your coop partner for the enemy and kill him.

i hate it when that happends.


You know somebody hasent played halo when a grunt kills them on easy... nuff said

  • 03.21.2007 4:26 PM PDT

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"I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none."
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"Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhill

How come I keep seeing the same Black SGT. LOL

  • 03.21.2007 5:29 PM PDT

Noobs can't handle AR/Pistol Spawns.

"What the hell are those things? Aliens?"

  • 03.21.2007 5:46 PM PDT

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When they call the pistol overpowered
When they say you die a lot from fall damage
When they say there was no jumping ability
When they say the field of view was too big and not realistic
When they say the rocket launcher was not balanced with no tracking
When they say sniping was not balanced because its too hard
When they say you can shoot across bases on BG
When they say you can throw grenades across bases on BG
When they say there is a timer for weapon and powerup spawns on the HUD
When they say that the melee was unbalanced because its too hard
When they say the shotty is not balanced because its a power weapon
When they call the pistol a power weapon
When they think the pistol is actually replaced by the BR in Halo 2

  • 03.21.2007 6:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: IGatorBreathDogI
when some one thinks the AR is useful.


I dunno, i think the AR *is* useful, anyway...

-When ppl say cortana is human.
-They notice that they dont have every weapon they walk on.
-They shoot an elite w/bullets
-They say the Plasma Pistol is pointless
-Stick ally/self w/plasma 'nade
-They think The Flood is a biblical event...or that later on in the game ur runnin away from water
-ooo plasma weapons have unlimited ammo!

  • 03.21.2007 9:21 PM PDT
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Become the hunter.

They wonder why the Elites don't speak English. "Wort wort wort!"

  • 03.21.2007 9:43 PM PDT

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"WTF?! Why doesn't the spaceman have any feet?"

  • 03.22.2007 6:50 AM PDT
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when they call the "pelican" the birdie.and they say that they say they got any medals at all

[Edited on 03.22.2007 8:15 AM PDT]

  • 03.22.2007 8:14 AM PDT
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WTF? Johnson died!

  • 03.22.2007 2:56 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

when they say "i liked the halo2 campaign"

  • 03.22.2007 3:25 PM PDT
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When they like the arbiter more then the MC or say that halo 2 was better

  • 03.22.2007 3:38 PM PDT
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When I first showed my friends H1, his first words while playing, "BEEP! No duel weilding!!!!?"

Or a fake one:

"Thats a scorpion? Looks more like a tank to me....?"

  • 03.22.2007 7:47 PM PDT
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Why are you carrying around that useless sidearm?

  • 03.22.2007 7:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Infinitus One
Once you've been turned down by a drunk, fat, Irish bird then fear of rejection is dead to you forever.

Posted by: TitusAdronicus
Idk why people make such a big deal about love. Just -blam!- everything you see, until you find the one you want to -blam!- for the rest of your life.

my friend actually said this one,"these shields are way better than the halo 2 ones"

also,"what do you mean your not using the pistol cos its unbalanced, there isn't anything MORE balanced"

  • 03.23.2007 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

"When do I get to play as the halo guy?"

  • 03.24.2007 12:28 AM PDT
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"Alright, so now we're crash landed on this planet right? Where are all the enemies?! Ooo, look, a pretty ship, hello pretty ship! Ooo, shiny blue armor guys! Hello shiny blue armor guys! How are you- GAH! HAX!".

  • 03.24.2007 8:47 AM PDT

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