- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I have a blender and it's white and it blends stuff and it hurts if you put your hand in it and sometimes you'll have to go the hospital to reattach your legs if you're crazy and I once had to carry a blender out of the house and it bit me and some stuff happened like the time I got bit be a leper and I almost died but instead went insane and started typing long, random, pointless run-on sentences.