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I have a blender and it's white and it blends stuff and it hurts if you put your hand in it and sometimes you'll have to go the hospital to reattach your legs if you're crazy and I once had to carry a blender out of the house and it bit me and some stuff happened like the time I got bit be a leper and I almost died but instead went insane and started typing long, random, pointless run-on sentences.

  • 05.27.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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Lepers still exist?

  • 05.27.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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Yes. One's in my pocket right now. Say hello. Mr. Leper.

  • 05.27.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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I hope you've had your shots.

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Nope. I will now become a rabid earthworm. I WILL EAT YOU!!!

  • 05.27.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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yey! I have a blister on my toe and a box fell on my head at work today

  • 05.27.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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I hope I taste good. Last I checked I was little bit undercooked and salty. Maybe little hairy too.

  • 05.27.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!! BBLLELELNEENEHER!!!

Ah, the caffeine induced hyperness.

  • 05.27.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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Don't do drugs.

  • 05.27.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Not only are you a leper, but you have developed a punctuation phobia! My god son, periods are your friends, unless they are the reason you have to pay for a child that you know can't be yours because you used protection. Damn kids!

  • 05.27.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Spleens.....I seem to have lost my pencil.

[Edited on 5/27/2004 3:23:44 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Sounds like a bad case of the cold.

  • 05.27.2004 3:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Matt In A Bubble
I have a blender and it's white and it blends stuff and it hurts if you put your hand in it and sometimes you'll have to go the hospital to reattach your legs if you're crazy and I once had to carry a blender out of the house and it bit me and some stuff happened like the time I got bit be a leper and I almost died but instead went insane and started typing long, random, pointless run-on sentences.


This topic is garbage. Yes this is an off-topic forum, but that doesn't mean you can use "the flood" to make pointless threads about nothing.

  • 05.27.2004 3:24 PM PDT