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Share your stupid AI moments from Halo campaign. We've all had them, whats yours?

Both of mine took place on Assault on the Control Room.

*The first one was on AOTCR. When you get across the first chasm and get to the scorpion for the first time, I parked my loaded warthog behind the tank and mounted my new ride. Right when I got in, the hog gunner who had remained in the vehicle began targeting an Elite--who was on the other side of me. The marine proceeded to pump the back end of my tank with thousands of bullets and killed me.

*The next event took place in the second chasm. A Wraith shell had flipped my Warthog, ejecting me and all the passengers. I ran up to a clutch of infantry to engage them close in and Johnson, always the helpful one, hefted his sniper rifle and shot me in the back of the head.

  • 03.20.2007 7:29 PM PDT

I was watching my bro play Halo (the second level). He was just about to start fighting some troops from a covenant drop ship. Suddenly a frag explodes at his feet killing him. I laughed my ass off while he cussed wondering what happened. He asked me what was soooooo funny and I told him I watched a marine bounce a 'nade off a tree top and kill him.

  • 03.21.2007 12:09 AM PDT
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Always, when I play Silent Cartographer. There is always a frag grenade at my feet. I doesn't help I melee the armor off of the enemy though... I always get shot in the back too. I still like the gameplay of Halo better than Halo 2 though.

  • 03.21.2007 1:45 AM PDT

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Hahah one time a marine got stuck on the 1st lvl in the drop ship. So i shot him out and all my marine buddys started attscking me.

  • 03.21.2007 3:45 AM PDT
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Nothing beats seeing an Elite roll of an edge trying to dodge your grenade :P

  • 03.21.2007 3:56 AM PDT
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JADE STONE ROCKS

I love it when you make a jackl shoot its "buddy" by hiding behing the first ones shield!! and i hate it when the marines step in front of you while you are shooting.

But the worst( and funniest) is when a marine or enemy mis-throw a grenade and it lands at thier feet.

  • 03.21.2007 3:42 PM PDT

^^^
Yep, That Pretty much somes it up

  • 03.21.2007 3:50 PM PDT
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My marines blow me up all the time in Halo1. Idiots. That's one thing they wouldn't do in Halo 2.

  • 03.21.2007 5:46 PM PDT
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I stuck a grunt and it yelled "Not again!"

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Throwing a plasma grenade at a jackal, watch it hit the shield, fly straight up, and fall back down to land on the jackal's head.
I'm not too sure this was stupid, but definitely funny.

  • 03.22.2007 3:03 PM PDT
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Grenade 1

Grenade 2

  • 03.22.2007 9:09 PM PDT
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i was playing "truth and recinciliation" and i was at the part wen u defend kyes and i was being chased by an elite with a sword and i was running by a bunch of grunts and the elite was killing them

  • 03.22.2007 9:16 PM PDT

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My marines blow me up all the time in Halo1. Idiots. That's one thing they wouldn't do in Halo 2.

Actually, I think that Halo 1 marines are smarter. They never killed me once whereas in Halo 2, I was in a beat up ghost, and a marine driving a warthog crashed into me and exploded me.

  • 03.22.2007 10:06 PM PDT

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Halo1 AI is smarter. no freezes or any other totally stupid and annoying actions. Marines just cant drive vehicles except random ghosts which is reaaaalllyyy bad.

  • 03.24.2007 7:05 AM PDT
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I was on the Silent Cartographer, and the marine jumped in front of my hog, and I killed him...

  • 03.24.2007 8:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: COS Maverick
My marines blow me up all the time in Halo1. Idiots. That's one thing they wouldn't do in Halo 2.

Actually, I think that Halo 1 marines are smarter. They never killed me once whereas in Halo 2, I was in a beat up ghost, and a marine driving a warthog crashed into me and exploded me.


That's called a "car accident". But I agree that marines driving warthogs is generally bad news.

  • 03.24.2007 10:27 AM PDT
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elitesin a worthog are smarter

i had a marine ary to walk in to the wall
halo 2 domt give the marines a bazooka

  • 03.24.2007 7:24 PM PDT
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Dude, moe like Man Slaughter.

  • 03.24.2007 7:36 PM PDT

I like me.

When I threw a plasma grenade at a zealot on a bridge, and it jumped off. I laughed so hard..

  • 03.25.2007 8:30 AM PDT
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This wasn't Halo, but I was playing Marathon 2:Durandal this morning, and one of the Phfor (alien dudes) shot another one of their own, in a useless attempt to shoot me.

  • 03.25.2007 9:40 AM PDT
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My friend and I were going through the level Halo. We had two other marines with us and they wouldn't follow us. I shoot them both and kill one and the other guy just stands there. All of the sudden, "Nice shot Sir!"

  • 03.25.2007 10:49 AM PDT

I got a few separate ones.

Marine dives INTO my tank as I try and pass him.
Marine throws a grenade into the tree in front of him and blows everyone around him to hell.
2 Marines jump into a room full of flood.
Marine shoots me in the back of my head with a sniper rifle.

  • 03.25.2007 4:12 PM PDT

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I have an INCREDIBLY stupid AI moment.

I was playing AOTCR on co-op on Legendary, and my partner got killed by the Wraith at the first canyon. So, the Wraith shoots him, he dies, and falls in front of the Wraith.

Now, you know how sometimes Elites will laugh at you, and shoot your dead body?

The Elite inside the Wraith laughs, and fires a Wraith mortar right at the ground in front of him, destroys his Wraith, and kills himself!

XD

  • 03.25.2007 4:31 PM PDT
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on the first level i shot captain keyes,every marine on the pillar of autumn came after me.So i shoot them all and beat the level as a betrail.

  • 03.25.2007 4:51 PM PDT

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