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We’ve watched while the stars burned Out, and creation played in reverse.The Universe freezing in half-light.Once I thought to escape.To end a master, step out of the Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,A hybrid, elusive destroyer.This is the one mystery I have not solved.The only element unaccounted for.
I am going to list four questions one at a time. You kind of need the answers to get it, if you do at all.How do you put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.Don't make it too complicated.How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.[Edited on 11/10/2004 10:16:13 PM]
Dang, you got it right. Oh well.The Lion decides to throw a royal party for all of the animals. Which animals go?[Edited on 11/10/2004 10:21:38 PM]
Dice it up, and put it in little baggies. Freezer tight ones. ~evil grin~
All of them, except for the elephant, it's still in the refrigerator.
lol, you know the entire joke, don't you?
Alright guys, so finally.You have to cross a river, but there are signs that say there are crocodiles in the river. What do you do?
man... sooooooooooooo old
I don't believe that I've ever heard this joke before...