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We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

I am going to list four questions one at a time. You kind of need the answers to get it, if you do at all.
How do you put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?

  • 11.10.2004 9:26 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Don't make it too complicated.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

  • 11.10.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

[Edited on 11/10/2004 10:16:13 PM]

  • 11.10.2004 10:14 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Dang, you got it right. Oh well.
The Lion decides to throw a royal party for all of the animals. Which animals go?

[Edited on 11/10/2004 10:21:38 PM]

  • 11.10.2004 10:19 PM PDT
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Dice it up, and put it in little baggies. Freezer tight ones. ~evil grin~

  • 11.10.2004 10:50 PM PDT
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All of them, except for the elephant, it's still in the refrigerator.

  • 11.11.2004 9:34 AM PDT
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lol, you know the entire joke, don't you?

  • 11.11.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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Alright guys, so finally.

You have to cross a river, but there are signs that say there are crocodiles in the river. What do you do?

  • 11.12.2004 10:49 AM PDT
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man... sooooooooooooo old

  • 11.12.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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I don't believe that I've ever heard this joke before...

  • 11.12.2004 7:25 PM PDT