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Subject: What's your most interesting online stories?
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Hey guys and gals (this is my first EVER post by the way), as ya read, this is a post about your adventures in the online Halo (1,2) world. Why? Because, we've all have had unique experinces (good and bad) during online play, and here you can share it with the communtiy if ya want, for instance, we've probably been called a 'n00b' by some ill tempered idiot, or been slaughtered by a modding jackarse, or made a good friend (or two or three, or however many), also joining a clan is pretty significant.

For example, I'll tell ya some of mine starting with a encounter with a few, uh, 'interesting' characters on a game of Team slayer on Sidewinder, this was on of my first times playing Halo on the PC, I'm pretty good at Halo 1 & 2 on X-Box, but suck at it on PC, anyway, I'm going along, getting pwnd a little less than usual (6 minutes into the game against 4 other people I got three kills, whoo!), then I notice on of my teammates just standing there, I ask him if he was there, but no reply, so I move on then by the 16 minute mark that on team mate that I thought wasnt there announced that (kids, dont read this if you know whats good for ya) his 'baboon stick was spewing dragon juices' or somthing like that, and keeps announcing different phrases along that line throughout the match, disgusting. Then, ignoring the text that was coming up, I noticed my only saving grace lying on the ground next to a teleporter, a rocket launcher, woot! About as soon as I pick it up I see the arse that has been killing me for the whole game going by the name of 'ADVEHERE', or whatever he/she/it goes by the name of, but anyway, with my newfound boomstick I rush in and take a few rounds but I get off that one shot, and it blew him sky-high, very, very satisfing, and the first time I killed him, but then out of the blue, he unleashes a assault of 'suggestive' comments at me, wtf, he can kill me a bunch of times, but I kill him once and he loses his temper, talk about a sore LOSER, so I tell him to calm down, but he then tells me "you calm down n00b", just as the match ends, after one final comment, I just say "wow its just a game" and quit.

I got a few more but enough about me lets here about you guys.

  • 03.23.2007 10:12 PM PDT
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well i didnt read your post so im just gonna run with it.

one time i was eating ramen noodles and i started laughing, so noodles came out of my nose and back into my soup. i thought to myself "that was neat" so i ate it all, M I RITE??

  • 03.24.2007 7:39 AM PDT
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one time i was eating ramen noodles and i started laughing, so noodles came out of my nose and back into my soup. i thought to myself "that was neat" so i ate it all, M I RITE??
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  • 03.24.2007 7:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: new420
well i didnt read your post so im just gonna run with it.

one time i was eating ramen noodles and i started laughing, so noodles came out of my nose and back into my soup. i thought to myself "that was neat" so i ate it all, M I RITE??



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  • 03.24.2007 7:58 AM PDT
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The original Halo PC moments thread died, so I made another one a few weeks ago. Should be still open for posting.

Your story is a bit amusing, but unfortunately makes you look like that was your first multiplayer match ever. If you play a few more times, you'll learn about the wonderful world of HPC, including name calling, AFKs, TKing and many, many hog and ghost 'accidents' as well as faar more amusing moments. Welcome to the Maw, and happy Haloing!

  • 03.24.2007 9:09 AM PDT
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Yeah I'm not reading your story until you break of that great wall of text. My two greatest HPC stories would have to be the time I sniped both the gunner and driver out of a moving warthog with one shot. That was the bomb. And the quadruple killtacular I got when I killed all 8 members of the enemy team with one tank shot on Death Island. (damn were they ever mad though) Good times.

  • 03.24.2007 9:15 AM PDT
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Heh, if you want flukey, on a really laggy server my teammate, while getting the flag back to base on Blood Gulch, was driving around the enemy base for kicks. He eventually started his way back, and drove up and off the sniper hill on the right side of the canyon wall. Just for fun, I fired a sniper round at him.

It hit the moving hog. While upside down. In the head.


Man, he was pissed off.

(I gave the flag back to him to score, but he was still pretty angry)

  • 03.24.2007 9:43 AM PDT
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I once fired a random rocket from red base in Blood Gulch. I aimed right at the hill, where my friend was shooting my teammates as they went through the teleporter. I was just waiting, and then ten seconds later, I looked back and the rocket blew him off the hill.

  • 03.24.2007 10:56 AM PDT
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I was just about to become rodkill when I tossed a last resort plasma nade on the warthog coming at me. At first, it seemed like I missed, but a few seconds later after getting run down a message came up saying I wasted that guy who ran over me.

The guy then typed in: WTF!

I laughed and then got him back by consistantly spawn killing him by running him over with a hog of my own.

Yes, I was having a bit of an evil moment there.

  • 03.24.2007 11:02 AM PDT

A guy shot me once, on Death Island, i fell of the top of the island, and he got a triple kill.....

  • 03.24.2007 11:05 AM PDT
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Yesterday, I joined a game of Blood Gulch, FFA snipers. I shot a guy once in the chest, and he dove behind the base before I could finish him off. I threw a random grenade in the direction of the blue base, from who knows how far away, and it blows him apart.

  • 03.24.2007 11:06 AM PDT

I got killed by a guy meleeing when we both had no ammo, so we jousted and we killed each other so it said " (Player) was killed by The Guardians."

  • 03.24.2007 11:12 AM PDT
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It was a awesome kentucky morning... until I was in battlecreek, and I shot 3 guys with one snipe... I got banned :(

  • 03.24.2007 11:45 AM PDT
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falling off the top of damnation by the tele, and meleeing someone on the ledge for a kill, as i fell past him. :)

  • 03.24.2007 12:26 PM PDT
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I was on the blue team at blood gulch and camping/defending (do not yell at me) the flag, and a red comes in and we throw some nades and fire some shots i got him into that wedge in the side of the wall , and lunge at him in the air.....then i was on top of him and got a headshot with a entire shot from a shotgun. He was bambozaled and confused to where i went then...... BAM. he's gone. flag is safe. time for a beer.

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  • 03.24.2007 2:23 PM PDT
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Once, on CTF sidewinder, I had just captured the flag from the enemy base and hop in a ghost to quicky flee the scene. One of my teamates was there next to me and hopped in a ghost as well. We're soon confronted by a Rocket hog (both driver and gunner coming from the other side of the map) and, after narrowly escaping a few rocket splashes, we hit the hog head on, side by side, in tandem and go flying obscenely high in the ghosts. While at the top of our trajectory, we then proceed to get blown out of the sky by a single tank shell that sends both of our Spartan bodies flying into orbit. Pretty commical... guess you had to be there.

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  • 03.24.2007 9:09 PM PDT

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What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

On Hang em High, one night, it was heavy weapons and infinite grenades, CTF, I was on the blue team and I saw a red guy with the blue flag running to his flag from where you get the overshield. I threw a plasma grenade behind him, I shot a rocket right at the right side of the grenade (stupid me I guess) and the grenade went to the left and stuck the red flag carrier. It was so funny, he started going balistic saying I hacked and everything. When anyone could stick someone in Hang em High... with out sticking them on the throw? Luck.

On Halo CE in New Mombasa, I was blue, CTF, the server host was red and he was sniping up at the Banshee pad, I lunged at him with a sword in the back and his body went flying, he banned me and called me a -blam!-.

In Battle creek, CTF, I was red, I was sitting at our portal waiting for anyone to come out so I could go get the flag, I accidently threw a plasma and a blue came out of the portal and got stuck by my plasma grenade.

In Blood Gulch, I was red, I had a Rocket luancher and 2 hogs were coming at me, I shot to the right of the hogs and one bashed into the other, they both flipped over and they all got crushed. (The hogs were loaded)
Another one was, I threw a frag in front of a red and he lagged appearently and went backwards into a friendly ghost and got ran over, I snagged the kill though.

On sidewinder, I was blue, CTF, 4 reds were defending the flag. I had active camo and I snuck up behind 3 of them and and assasinated them, the other 1 saw me but I quickly dashed around and he lost me, I jumped at him and he saw me for 1 second before I bashed him in the head. Took the flag bashed a guy running into the base and bashed another trying to get into a hog, scored. (There were no shields)



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  • 03.24.2007 9:52 PM PDT