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74. tell her your -blam!- because you like to t-bag everyone you kill
75. Stick her with a plasma grenade, and see her running like a little grunt. (Don't forget to run away)
76) Arm the bomb somewhere near her.
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77) If she asks you anything, always reply with "Wort!"....Repeat as much as needed.78) Send her an update for H2 on her 360, that will inevitebly crash her 360...while you sneak out the back door79) Tell her you've rented the room next door to her bedroom to the maniacal 343 :D...And she has to walk and feed the Sentinals :P
80. Submit Negative Feedback
81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.
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83. Take your mancannon out in public with her
84. Take a scarab gun, and blow her house up.
85. Take her on a romantic excursion to Italy and, upon arrival in your airplane, give her a swift kick in the a$$ out the gangway as you yell "what's the shape of Italy....the boot!"
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86. Wait until she's not looking and superbounce out of the map.87. If she sees you superbounce and you cannot escape, take her to Tombstone and tell her that she can get out of the map by jumping up high enough. Watch and laugh as the death barriers take her out.88. Tell her you're having an affair with Cortana.[Edited on 04.22.2007 5:37 AM PDT]
89. wait for h3 beta. play for 3 weeks strait for about 50 or more hrs a week. when you are done and beta is over, she wll be gone. no confrontation, a very peaceful solution.
90. for a life n death sitution, if you have to choose between her and halo you will choose halo!
91Run out the house yelling BOMB ARMED! BOMB PLANTED!
When she has friends over take a tank and blow up her house. Then proceed to yell KillTacular[Edited on 04.22.2007 9:21 AM PDT]
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92. When she walks into your house/apartement/cardboard box, hold up a flag and say, "Territory controlled!"Then stab her in the face with the flag. 8^0
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93. Tell her that she just go owned...in bed
94. Cheat :D[Edited on 04.22.2007 9:39 AM PDT]
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95: Insist on calling her "Cortana"
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96):tell her i dont speak noobshell never talk to you again[Edited on 04.22.2007 11:14 AM PDT]
96: -blam!- slap her then say "i had to do it, your such a damn noob"
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spawn kill her every time
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98.) Kill four of her immediate family members.and scream KILLTACULAR!...[Edited on 04.22.2007 10:46 AM PDT]
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99.) Use spawn mods to keep her away from you100.) Tea-bag her and whenever she tries to lick your balls slap her... yeah # 100!