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Subject: 100 ways to leave your lover Halo style!
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Nothing is true, and everything is permitted.

74. tell her your -blam!- because you like to t-bag everyone you kill

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75. Stick her with a plasma grenade, and see her running like a little grunt. (Don't forget to run away)

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76) Arm the bomb somewhere near her.

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77) If she asks you anything, always reply with "Wort!"....Repeat as much as needed.

78) Send her an update for H2 on her 360, that will inevitebly crash her 360...while you sneak out the back door

79) Tell her you've rented the room next door to her bedroom to the maniacal 343 :D...And she has to walk and feed the Sentinals :P

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80. Submit Negative Feedback

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81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.

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Stick an Std ridden sticky on their genitals!!!! That should do it...

  • 04.09.2007 10:19 AM PDT

Look for the back

83. Take your mancannon out in public with her

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84. Take a scarab gun, and blow her house up.

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85. Take her on a romantic excursion to Italy and, upon arrival in your airplane, give her a swift kick in the a$$ out the gangway as you yell "what's the shape of Italy....the boot!"

  • 04.22.2007 1:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

86. Wait until she's not looking and superbounce out of the map.

87. If she sees you superbounce and you cannot escape, take her to Tombstone and tell her that she can get out of the map by jumping up high enough. Watch and laugh as the death barriers take her out.

88. Tell her you're having an affair with Cortana.

[Edited on 04.22.2007 5:37 AM PDT]

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89. wait for h3 beta. play for 3 weeks strait for about 50 or more hrs a week. when you are done and beta is over, she wll be gone. no confrontation, a very peaceful solution.

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90. for a life n death sitution, if you have to choose between her and halo you will choose halo!

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Run out the house yelling BOMB ARMED! BOMB PLANTED!

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When she has friends over take a tank and blow up her house. Then proceed to yell KillTacular

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92. When she walks into your house/apartement/cardboard box, hold up a flag and say, "Territory controlled!"

Then stab her in the face with the flag. 8^0

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Кланяються мені!

93. Tell her that she just go owned...in bed

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94. Cheat :D

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Posted by: Slayer706
Try this argument in a courtroom and see where you go:

"I don't consider theft a crime because it is easy to accomplish. Don't be hating on me judge just because you don't have the skill to do it!"

95: Insist on calling her "Cortana"

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96):

tell her i dont speak noob

shell never talk to you again

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96: -blam!- slap her then say "i had to do it, your such a damn noob"

  • 04.22.2007 10:00 AM PDT

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

spawn kill her every time

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Go tell a Spartan, passersby.

That here, under Spartan law, we lie.

98.) Kill four of her immediate family members.

and scream KILLTACULAR!

...

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  • 04.22.2007 10:45 AM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

99.) Use spawn mods to keep her away from you

100.) Tea-bag her and whenever she tries to lick your balls slap her

... yeah # 100!

  • 04.22.2007 11:17 AM PDT