- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
This is the Best of Post. My favorite 20 out of the hundred. I left their real numbers so you can look at the original posters if you want.
Top 20
10. Standby during s3x
13. Bridge her out of your life.
18. Suggest a threesome with Cortana. Win-win?
26. Crouch-walk away from her, in an attempt to fool her into your location.
27. Press start, Leave Relationship
34. Tell her she's not allowed to ride on your man cannon anymore.
35: Tell her you want to press X to board her.
41. Block her annoying messages
43. take a bomb into her house, and then yell out bomb armed, bomb planted, game over! and run out as her house blows up, while crouching, just in case.
63. Tell her, "sorry, my party is full"
64. remove her from your friends list
71. Use the appear offline function on her. Don't return any e-mails, phone calls or myspace comments.
77. If she asks you anything, always reply with "Wort!"....Repeat as much as needed.
81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.
93. Tell her that she just go owned...in bed
95: Insist on calling her "Cortana"
96. Tell her I don't speak noob
107. Whenever she calls you just answer it and quickly say "Can't talk, playing Halo".
112. tell her u got cortana pregnant
113: Throw a flood infection form at her. Oh noez!