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Subject: 100 ways to leave your lover Halo style!

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Dont get A girlfreind in the first place

  • 04.22.2007 11:18 AM PDT
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try teaching her a super jump, but she is too much of a newb so you take out you sword, kill her and let the tea bagging begin

  • 04.22.2007 11:21 AM PDT
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Girlfriend: "I hate you, I'm tired or arguing"
You proceed to walk out the door.
Girlfriend: "OH, so that's it you're just gonna walk out"
Boyfriend: "Nope, thats not what I'm doing."
Girlfriend: "Oh really, Then what are you doing."
Boyfriend: "Finishing this fight."

  • 04.22.2007 11:47 AM PDT
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103) tell her your cheating on her with chuck norris(the last forerunner)

[Edited on 04.22.2007 12:03 PM PDT]

  • 04.22.2007 12:02 PM PDT
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104) Tell her to bridge and watch as she lags out....

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105) Tell her your cheating on her with the Ghost of Lockout

  • 04.22.2007 12:19 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

put up pictures of cortana all over.. her house and yours

  • 04.22.2007 1:10 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

Posted by: Tech Sgt Chen2
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Dont get A girlfreind in the first place


You're crazy!

  • 04.22.2007 2:04 PM PDT
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i try to not get one in the first place, but i cant live without them sooo...

yes gysydawg.... /agree he is crazy

  • 04.22.2007 2:08 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

107.) Whenever she calls you just answer it and quickly say "Can't talk, playing Halo".

  • 04.22.2007 2:09 PM PDT

108) Beat her down in a dark alley and yell get raped!!

  • 04.22.2007 2:22 PM PDT

109) man cannon her out of your life

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110. While shes asleep, stand over her in bed, when she wakes up, start punching down while teabagging. If she starts to scream just do it harder and yell more.

111. Go over to her parents house with a toilet paper roll soaked in blue water, through it at her dads head when they are all together and yell
" OOOOOO I JUST GAVE YOU A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL YOU WALMART JERK", then run down the street and scream "TRIIIIIIPLE KIIIIIIILLLL!!!!"

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112) tell her u got cortana pregnant

  • 04.22.2007 5:48 PM PDT

Halo 3:
Easy
Foes cower and fall before your unstoppable onslaught, yet final victory sucks because you drift away into space and aren't going to see anyone for years. On top of that you are leaving Cortana alone in a spaceship. Oh, and everyone thinks you're dead.

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81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.
Best answer ever!!!

  • 04.22.2007 6:28 PM PDT

I intend to live forever, or die trying,

so far, so good.

# 34 and # 39 are the best

  • 04.22.2007 6:43 PM PDT
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113: Throw a flood infection form at her. Oh noez!

  • 04.22.2007 6:47 PM PDT
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This is the Best of Post. My favorite 20 out of the hundred. I left their real numbers so you can look at the original posters if you want.
Top 20

10. Standby during s3x
13. Bridge her out of your life.
18. Suggest a threesome with Cortana. Win-win?
26. Crouch-walk away from her, in an attempt to fool her into your location.
27. Press start, Leave Relationship
34. Tell her she's not allowed to ride on your man cannon anymore.
35: Tell her you want to press X to board her.
41. Block her annoying messages
43. take a bomb into her house, and then yell out bomb armed, bomb planted, game over! and run out as her house blows up, while crouching, just in case.
63. Tell her, "sorry, my party is full"
64. remove her from your friends list
71. Use the appear offline function on her. Don't return any e-mails, phone calls or myspace comments.
77. If she asks you anything, always reply with "Wort!"....Repeat as much as needed.
81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.
93. Tell her that she just go owned...in bed
95: Insist on calling her "Cortana"
96. Tell her I don't speak noob
107. Whenever she calls you just answer it and quickly say "Can't talk, playing Halo".
112. tell her u got cortana pregnant
113: Throw a flood infection form at her. Oh noez!

  • 04.22.2007 7:16 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

Posted by: ak who
This is the Best of Post. My favorite 20 out of the hundred. I left their real numbers so you can look at the original posters if you want.
Top 20

10. Standby during s3x
13. Bridge her out of your life.
18. Suggest a threesome with Cortana. Win-win?
26. Crouch-walk away from her, in an attempt to fool her into your location.
27. Press start, Leave Relationship
34. Tell her she's not allowed to ride on your man cannon anymore.
35: Tell her you want to press X to board her.
41. Block her annoying messages
43. take a bomb into her house, and then yell out bomb armed, bomb planted, game over! and run out as her house blows up, while crouching, just in case.
63. Tell her, "sorry, my party is full"
64. remove her from your friends list
71. Use the appear offline function on her. Don't return any e-mails, phone calls or myspace comments.
77. If she asks you anything, always reply with "Wort!"....Repeat as much as needed.
81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.
93. Tell her that she just go owned...in bed
95: Insist on calling her "Cortana"
96. Tell her I don't speak noob
107. Whenever she calls you just answer it and quickly say "Can't talk, playing Halo".
112. tell her u got cortana pregnant
113: Throw a flood infection form at her. Oh noez!

I agree those are good

--Especially #107...lol

  • 04.23.2007 3:41 PM PDT
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My favorite is #26, the crouch walk one.

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114) Ask her to tell you how her day was. When she kills you with her boring stories... boot her!



Posted by: Vitamin Zawaz
It's funny because about 75% of these breakups involve killing the poor girl...


Well... I just made one where the girl kills you instead.

[Edited on 04.23.2007 4:21 PM PDT]

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Posted by: LILJETS
22: Tell her to hold X to pick up shotgun. {If you know what I mean}

hahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

  • 04.23.2007 4:35 PM PDT
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I hope JT doesn't see this thread he will blame every murder on the topic starter. lol

Tell her that halo is the love of your life and when your gold runs out so does she.

  • 04.23.2007 4:51 PM PDT

116) tell her to hold still so she can find out what happens when your crosshairs turn red

  • 04.23.2007 5:00 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

Posted by: DJ Caru
116) tell her to hold still so she can find out what happens when your crosshairs turn red

Now that's funny {if you know what i mean}

  • 04.24.2007 2:21 PM PDT