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Subject: 100 ways to leave your lover Halo style!
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117) Ask if she would go get the active Camo and camp.

  • 04.24.2007 2:39 PM PDT
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118. throw a plasma at her and pray that she gets stuck.

  • 04.24.2007 2:41 PM PDT

Go tell a Spartan, passersby.

That here, under Spartan law, we lie.

Select her from your recently played list and then click "Mute user"....


  • 04.24.2007 2:47 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

Posted by: Tugar bear
119.) Select her from your recently played list and then click "Mute user"....



Good one!

  • 04.25.2007 3:32 PM PDT
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120) Report her for cheating.

[Edited on 04.25.2007 3:34 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2007 3:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Satanic Bunny89
120) Report her for cheating.


Truly epic lol.

  • 04.25.2007 3:44 PM PDT
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121)Start a thread on bungie.net asking how to get rid of her...

  • 04.25.2007 3:53 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

122.) Smash her with the Banhammer

  • 04.25.2007 3:55 PM PDT

Thou hast been out BR'ed and now wilst feast most succulently upon my bageth of tea

Tell her to get out of the map, knowing she cant get back in w/o dieing

  • 04.25.2007 4:02 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

Posted by: The Diesle
123.)Tell her to get out of the map, knowing she cant get back in w/o dieing

lol

124.) Have her jump on one of the death barriers

  • 04.25.2007 4:14 PM PDT
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A warrior does not give up what he loves but he finds the love in what he does.

I'm a guy so I shouldn't say this but if you're a girl and the guy is a really big dick then you could give him a head shot xD

  • 04.25.2007 4:33 PM PDT

When your getting down and dirty and about to bust tell Her you are going to BxR Her in the face!!!

  • 04.25.2007 4:35 PM PDT
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My friend actually said this one to his girl friend.

They were about to watch a movie they rented and he told her to go ahead and put it in the xbox while he grabed some food. She opened the try and put the movie in. WITHOUT removing his Halo 2 disc. His XBox made a lot of weird noises and when he came into the room and took the 2 dvds out he turned to her and said.

"Way to go, you broke the only thing I love more then you."

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Posted by: Gypsydawg
107.) Whenever she calls you just answer it and quickly say "Can't talk, playing Halo".

I'm pretty sure I've done that with my girlfriend before. Thankfully she understands.

  • 04.25.2007 4:40 PM PDT

*picks up the Unnamed skull* alas, poor Keves - I knew him well... *proceeds to bash Sarge with the skull* ~ seriously, bashing sarge after getting the unnamed skull in Halo 2 is so much fun...

In halo one I went through whole series of rooms without ever being seen (play the Thief games, and you'll learn the joy of blackjacking someone ^_^)

HERE IS MY INSIGNIA

1(some 2 numbers here) jump in the air and then lunge at her face with your sword.

  • 04.25.2007 5:03 PM PDT
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125

Use speed mods, and run away.

  • 04.25.2007 5:04 PM PDT

Jump feet first into Hell in ODST Recon, THE place to be on B.net!
"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to be able to say that you had the courage to get in the car?"

126) Have her go to the store, and tell her not to come back without some headlight fluid for the warthog

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  • 04.25.2007 5:05 PM PDT

127: use your man cannon to "stick" her on the face

[Edited on 04.25.2007 5:23 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2007 5:23 PM PDT

http://useruploads.mythica.org/view/harleyandfriends.wmv


What fun day that was

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Bridge for host at all times in the bedroom.

  • 04.25.2007 5:28 PM PDT
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128. When you are"relieving yourself of your future children" on her face, two big drops come out really quickly and you yell "Double Shot!"

  • 04.25.2007 5:36 PM PDT
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129. Plant a big sticky on her face.
alex

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Posted by: DarKnight90
My friend actually said this one to his girl friend.

They were about to watch a movie they rented and he told her to go ahead and put it in the xbox while he grabed some food. She opened the try and put the movie in. WITHOUT removing his Halo 2 disc. His XBox made a lot of weird noises and when he came into the room and took the 2 dvds out he turned to her and said.

"Way to go, you broke the only thing I love more then you."

*laughs*

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Posted by: DarKnight90
My friend actually said this one to his girl friend.

They were about to watch a movie they rented and he told her to go ahead and put it in the xbox while he grabed some food. She opened the try and put the movie in. WITHOUT removing his Halo 2 disc. His XBox made a lot of weird noises and when he came into the room and took the 2 dvds out he turned to her and said.

"Way to go, you broke the only thing I love more then you."


Bet she was mad.

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130.

After you get done with s3x yell "F*** YA GET RAP3D NOOB, UR SO UNLEGIT"

[Edited on 04.25.2007 6:30 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2007 6:01 PM PDT
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131.
Tell her to get in the back of the Puma

[Edited on 04.25.2007 6:46 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2007 6:42 PM PDT