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Subject: 100 ways to leave your lover Halo style!
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132. tell her to you cant wait to see her again, and then tell her to wait for you under the sword in terminal

  • 04.25.2007 7:03 PM PDT

*picks up the Unnamed skull* alas, poor Keves - I knew him well... *proceeds to bash Sarge with the skull* ~ seriously, bashing sarge after getting the unnamed skull in Halo 2 is so much fun...

In halo one I went through whole series of rooms without ever being seen (play the Thief games, and you'll learn the joy of blackjacking someone ^_^)

HERE IS MY INSIGNIA

133. When she's attempting to jump to the side of the sniper tower in lockout from the big square area, proceed to push her off the edge so she falls to her death

134. Tell her it's possible to play baseball with a grenade and a rocket launcher. When she gets ready to melee the grenade, throw a plasma grenade instead of a normal grenade and run as fast as you can.

135. Tell her the noob combo can get her banned and then proceed to use it on her repeatedly.

  • 04.25.2007 7:15 PM PDT
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136. Tell her you want to 'derank' your relationship before the stats reset

  • 04.25.2007 7:19 PM PDT
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137. sorry your level is too low for matchmaking

  • 04.25.2007 7:35 PM PDT
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138 tell her to hide in backwash and close her eyes while you go get yoda (watch the video)

  • 04.25.2007 7:40 PM PDT
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138.

Say, "Hey your failing to load the map can you please leave then come back." It's pretty obvious just close the party.

[Edited on 04.25.2007 7:42 PM PDT]

  • 04.25.2007 7:42 PM PDT
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139.

Tell her the ghost of lockout is friendly

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  • 04.25.2007 7:43 PM PDT
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140.

Ok this is easy. Just ask her to play Halo 2 on XBL with you. If she says yes then it's easy...JUST PLAY HALO 2 LIKE EVERYGUY DOES. If this doesn't work with all your talk and tea-bagging then sorry man i can't help you.

  • 04.25.2007 7:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: TheLightOfSpeed
81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.


I've read through the first three pages, and this was the first to make me laugh. Ohmigosh... it's funny on so many levels...

  • 04.25.2007 7:52 PM PDT
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Don't you mean for the "Puma?"
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126) Have her go to the store, and tell her not to come back without some headlight fluid for the warthog

  • 04.25.2007 8:00 PM PDT

How's life?

Takin' forever...

I can't believe no one has said this yet:

--Sleep with another woman, but be sure to get caught. When your girlfriend walks in, shout 'Betrayal!'

  • 04.25.2007 8:11 PM PDT

Jump feet first into Hell in ODST Recon, THE place to be on B.net!
"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to be able to say that you had the courage to get in the car?"

Posted by: Dickman
Don't you mean for the "Puma?"
Posted by: FearTheSwoop
126) Have her go to the store, and tell her not to come back without some headlight fluid for the warthog


My mistake!

  • 04.25.2007 8:24 PM PDT

Go tell a Spartan, passersby.

That here, under Spartan law, we lie.

142.) Tell her that bungie will give her a million dollars if she can superbounce and BxR in one fell swoop. Have her tape it and send it to Bungie.

Then...tell her that cheating girlfriends are not your kind of girls....

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  • 04.26.2007 10:11 AM PDT
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just BETRAY them..............

  • 04.26.2007 10:29 AM PDT
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I recently asked my wife to help me find the power source to shut down the containment field on Delta Halo - she left pretty quick.

  • 04.26.2007 11:37 AM PDT
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Girl problems? Is she constantly nagging you to do stuff? Tired of it? Well now you can report her for spamming and have her shut up for about a week!

  • 04.26.2007 12:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheLightOfSpeed
81. Complain that the one before her was more balanced.
Best answer ever!!!
LOLZOMGBBQCHIPS damn thats funny

  • 04.26.2007 12:22 PM PDT
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144?

Whenever she comes over answere the door naked. As soon as you open the door, pull her in and throw her on the bed, jump on top of her and tea-bag her repeatedly. Than run out the room screaming "You just got Pwned Beeotch!"

  • 04.26.2007 12:41 PM PDT
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145. Just close the party and boot her.

  • 04.26.2007 1:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: l Vicious I
9.Tell her that you have to Finish the Fight


My girlfriend already knows I have to Finish the Fight

  • 04.26.2007 1:29 PM PDT

146. While she is sleeping take a dump on her chest and yell "bomb armed, bomb planted, relationship over"

  • 04.26.2007 1:35 PM PDT

When your really bored with your chick and you want to make her jealous just say this: "Sorry babe I gotta go Cortona needs me!!" This should make her pretty darn jealous and possibly crazy if she doesnt know what your talking about. What? Who is that?

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  • 04.26.2007 1:36 PM PDT
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Tell her you love video games. Mission accomplished.

  • 04.26.2007 1:47 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

147

Change your gamertag and appearance and move to a new map

  • 04.26.2007 1:54 PM PDT

Posted by: xi Katshu ix
6. Have 1337 elite s3x, it's h4wt,


....lmao

  • 04.26.2007 1:55 PM PDT