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Subject: 100 ways to leave your lover Halo style!
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.26.2007 2:01 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

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Tell her to go look for an Assault Riflte and an M6D Pistol. Then walk away

[Edited on 04.26.2007 2:12 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2007 2:11 PM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

Posted by: Every Puga
I can't believe no one has said this yet:

--Sleep with another woman, but be sure to get caught. When your girlfriend walks in, shout 'Betrayal!'


One of the funniest ones in the whole thread! :D

  • 04.26.2007 2:13 PM PDT
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151 (last posts were wrong #'s i counted)

when she says she loves u u tell her theres no girl spartans so u beat her down and teebag.

  • 04.26.2007 2:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarKnight90
My friend actually said this one to his girl friend.

They were about to watch a movie they rented and he told her to go ahead and put it in the xbox while he grabed some food. She opened the try and put the movie in. WITHOUT removing his Halo 2 disc. His XBox made a lot of weird noises and when he came into the room and took the 2 dvds out he turned to her and said.

"Way to go, you broke the only thing I love more then you."


omfg someone got smacked after saying that!

  • 04.26.2007 2:17 PM PDT

I am the essence of your fears, once you awake you will be silenced...

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You stick a bunch of acupuncture needles in your Ak-47 and shoot her...o.O

  • 04.26.2007 2:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vigilent24
146. While she is sleeping take a dump on her chest and yell "bomb armed, bomb planted, relationship over"


omg awesomely funny!

  • 04.26.2007 2:21 PM PDT
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OK this was posted by Every Puga. This was what he added to the 100 ways to leave your lover Halo style!. " Sleep with another woman, but be sure to get caught. When your girlfriend walks in, shout 'Betrayal!'.... ok ok, that would have to be one of the best ones on there! I also liked the one with the blue light special you walmart jerk. Keep them going guys! ill try to come up with some..

[Edited on 04.26.2007 2:28 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2007 2:26 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

152 OMFG THIS ONE IS GOOD

Invite seven hos over. Every time you have S3X with one shout "S3X, DOUBLE S3X, TRIPLE S3X, S3XTACULAR, S3X FRENZY, S3XTROCITY, S3XOMAJARO!"

[Edited on 04.26.2007 2:34 PM PDT]

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strap her to your banshee then ditch it over a cliff while u land peacefully on the nice soft ground

  • 04.26.2007 2:42 PM PDT

Thou hast been out BR'ed and now wilst feast most succulently upon my bageth of tea

no scope her, then teabag her (LOL)

  • 04.26.2007 2:43 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

Make her question your s3xual orientation. Tell her you just road brokeback on another guy's mongoose after a nice ride on the mancannon.

  • 04.26.2007 2:58 PM PDT
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If she asks you to listen to her for a minute, when half a minute goes by say "30 SECONDS REMAINING!"

BAZZING!

  • 04.26.2007 3:08 PM PDT

153. Put a plasma grenade on her vibrator.

It will do more than just break up with her lol.

[Edited on 04.26.2007 3:20 PM PDT]

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154.

Appear offline.

[Edited on 04.26.2007 3:21 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Vigilent24
Put a sticky grenade on her vibrator

It will do more than just break up with her lol.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • 04.26.2007 3:22 PM PDT

154.5
Before you and your soon to be ex girlfriend go to bed to have some angry s3x, bring a plasma pistol and a battle rifle under the covers.

When she asks "What are those for?"
you reply " I need somewhere to put my combo."

[Edited on 04.26.2007 7:15 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2007 3:35 PM PDT

A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him...

155

T-bag her

bow chika wow wooow!!!

  • 04.26.2007 4:20 PM PDT

156 - Teabag someone else

157 - Tell her that you don't have enough experience points

  • 04.26.2007 4:28 PM PDT
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beat her down then tea bag her.

  • 04.26.2007 5:22 PM PDT
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158.

Tell her that you are really g**. Then tell her you are leaving her for your true love, MASTER CHIEF

[Edited on 04.26.2007 5:38 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2007 5:23 PM PDT
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159.

When she starts to talk to you and you don't want to listen say this quote from Sgt.

"Did I give you permission to b****, soldier?"

  • 04.26.2007 5:27 PM PDT

http://useruploads.mythica.org/view/harleyandfriends.wmv


What fun day that was

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152 OMFG THIS ONE IS GOOD

Invite seven hos over. Every time you have S3X with one shout "S3X, DOUBLE S3X, TRIPLE S3X, S3XTACULAR, S3X FRENZY, S3XTROCITY, S3XOMAJARO!"

Wow thats truly not funny

  • 04.26.2007 5:35 PM PDT

-mattrj93

Posted by: Sparten457
32.say that shes out of ammo and you need a new weapon


LMFAO

160. when your about to have s3x tell her you're gonna R4PE her

  • 04.26.2007 5:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: No Scope To Dome
If she asks you to listen to her for a minute, when half a minute goes by say "30 SECONDS REMAINING!"

BAZZING!


For The Win!!!

  • 04.26.2007 7:58 PM PDT