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Subject: Letters to the Webmaster

Cake>Pie!
Hey you saw my sig! :)
Their was a time when this was under a post. Simpler times; no Halo 3 Forum and no search. Simpler times. Happy about search though.

Posted by: Zee JollyRoger
Lock the doors and hide the children, he's back.

Check his profile last active date. He went to jail I think.

  • 03.29.2007 3:44 PM PDT

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~~Pardon Our Dust.~~

Hah! They can't control me though.

Edit our mails, our posts, and our.. Connors!

But you can never take our -- Err, I won't even give you Bungie crazies the idea.

Oh, and I welcome back the Webmaster. That man in a gorilla suit is more man in a gorilla suit than any of us will ever be.

[Edited on 03.29.2007 3:47 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 3:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Frankie
Shut up nerds!
Posted by: Achronos
I blame stosh.

Wait..... i just noticed something disembodied soul posted that story. O.O

  • 03.29.2007 3:48 PM PDT
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is it just me or is this webmaster guy a -blam!- i dont know who he is so i dont get if this is soposed tobe funny or something but he or she sounds like a -blam!-


[Edited on 03.29.2007 5:33 PM PDT by Frankie]

  • 03.29.2007 3:48 PM PDT

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Posted by: perfenager
is it just me or is this webmaster guy a -blam!- i dont know who he is so i dont get if this is soposed tobe funny or something but he or she sounds like a dick

For not knowing who he is, you sure know a lot about him. You must be good at reading people.

You must be good at poker!


[Edited on 03.29.2007 3:51 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 3:50 PM PDT
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are you being sarcastic

i cant read people by the way its just how he talks back to them


[Edited on 03.29.2007 3:54 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 3:52 PM PDT
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What happened to the old Webmaster pages? There were like 5 pages of his replies to countless retarded and obvious questions. We only got like 10 questions this time around. I also remember him being a lot more drunk and harsh.

[Edited on 03.29.2007 4:15 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 4:14 PM PDT
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Drew the awesome.

Good old webmaster.

  • 03.29.2007 4:15 PM PDT

Tom Achronos
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twitter: http://twitter.com/Achronos

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."

Check out "Inside Bungie" > "Letters to the Webmaster".

They're all there.

Posted by: shadowwolfz
What happened to the old Webmaster pages? There were like 5 pages of his replies to countless retarded and obvious questions. We only got like 10 questions this time around. I also remember him being a lot more drunk and harsh.

  • 03.29.2007 4:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: scruss
Posted by: Capt Molo
Dear Webmaster,

omg your new website suk !!! sry for the comment but its the true .....whit all respect ---- -----maxime



Gabriel Marin



Dear Gabriel,


I’m not sure you’re entirely in command of the English term, ‘respect,’ however, let me counterpoint.


Omg no ur teh suk!! It’s the true!


Best response ever.

yup
I love these thanks soul

  • 03.29.2007 4:29 PM PDT
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Yeah these are kind of funny... but pointless.

  • 03.29.2007 4:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

Gorilla suits you say? Kinky...

  • 03.29.2007 4:32 PM PDT
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Dear Webmaster,

omg your new website suk !!! sry for the comment but its the true .....whit all respect ---- -----maxime



Gabriel Marin







...on the contrary, i love the new layout....well done bungie

  • 03.29.2007 4:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Moodsick
he seems like a moron...and most of his replies are asstacular

Second'd. That was lame.

Would it kill the Webmaster to answer genuine questions without sarcasm?

[Edited on 03.29.2007 4:42 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 4:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Disembodied Soul
Dear Webmaster,

omg your new website suk !!! sry for the comment but its the true .....whit all respect ---- -----maxime

Gabriel Marin


Ohh maiii goad dos people r tupid!!!

No I kid, I kid. But man...(Sighs)...some times, I just don't know.

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  • 03.29.2007 4:47 PM PDT
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Dear Grover D and Roger V.

I say go for it! It’s fun to make a game and anyone can do it! Here’s what you’ll need:


An accountant, a large capacious property with excellent power and server capacity. An IT department. About 25 digital artists. At least four animators. A small army of producers. Administrative staff. A business development manager. A studio head. A team of programmers. A design staff. A massive testing organization. Contracts. Computers. Debug kits. Significant cash reserves. If you can get this stuff together by next Friday, email me again and I will help you with your shaders.


I -blam!- LOL'D

rofl shaders, I've heard that SO many times on the gearbox forums xD

"zomg I r Making a new game with a city with 100000000 buildings and they all have interiors that u can explore, but I need someone to do everything for it cuz I can't actually do anyfink but spurt poinless unporiginal Ideas and drawring crappy concept art on my Etcha sketcha"

Good stuff

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  • 03.29.2007 4:52 PM PDT
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Haha, we missed him. And when he was writing the update, he got a little carried away on the keg idea, huh... Seems like he's spent some time thinking about that before now maybe? ;]

I hope he sticks around this time. =P

  • 03.29.2007 4:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Oh, I missed him so.

and now I am wondering why.

Sarcasm has a way putting a smile on people faces its life destroy there building and put up mine.
WEB MASTER keep up the funny stuff and will you ever come out of the monkeysuit??????

  • 03.29.2007 4:58 PM PDT

Here, go to this website and get your Halo clips recorded in HD for free.

http://sites.google.com/site/holdrbtomorph/

Holy OMG -blam!-! I know Ezekiel Chaos! We call him The Outlandah in our group!! We only called him that because ofa lock, though. We had his woman. She still lived , but if he did not come to save said woman, her blood would spill...

Nice letters. Go Webmaster!

and GO OUTLANDAH!!!!!

  • 03.29.2007 5:01 PM PDT
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Well, its definately been a while since my last post. I know this may seen a little off topic but im unsure as to where to post this, so Ill post it here. I know bungie and the fans of Halo all have their ideas of what the magical "X" button is going to be. Many people are hoping for a "sprint" option and to be honest, I think it is a really bad Idea. "Sprints" have beeen used in many other FPS,s and to be honest, it really took away from the action of continuous fights or battles that would be redeamed as "Epic" in the eyes of Bungie. A sprint option will destroy the online play for obvious reasons....IE: Lag or Delay will play a BIG part as it has in other FPS,s.. it becomes virtually impossible to hit a target moving that fast with Lag or latency unless you are the host. at this point, even Bungie not directly admitting and many fans referring to Halo 2 as a Prey and Spray Run and Hide till your shield regenerates and the opponent runs out of ammo..etc. type FPS. Maybe not in so many words, but bungie has made remarks about the Halo: CE Fans input on Halo 2 and its completely different "Feel" and "Gameplay" from The Original Halo : CE( although leaving uncertancy as bungie always has) being Bungie is Obviosly the greatest developers of all times (Huge Compliment there BTW) I hope they realize this and use the "X" Button for something alittle more "Epic" in gameplay. If a movement is to be assigned to the "X" button, I think it should be a "Dive"or a "Roll" in some sort of way, or maybe even a "quick" sidestep.

Something sensible, something simple, something real and most certainly something epic! A "sprint" is certainly not any of those.

Thanks for listening and I lokk forward to The Beta for Halo 3. BTW- when doess it come out?

  • 03.29.2007 5:10 PM PDT
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ya! the master is back!"whit"<=== WTF? Go Bungie

  • 03.29.2007 5:13 PM PDT
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Yeah! My letter got answered! Though i'm still no closer to sipping beer from a ledgendary stein! I made a post in the Underground I believe about this a while ago.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=9009902

Haha, here it is. I even commented on the foamy S-things and the cardboard box. Comedy.

Thanks Mr. Web. M. Aster!

  • 03.29.2007 5:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jeremiah
Whether it's superbouncing or interrupting weapon animations, just because we don't personally ban you for it doesn't mean it isn't cheating and extremely poor sportsmanship.

Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Well, its definately been a while since my last post. I know this may seen a little off topic but im unsure as to where to post this, so Ill post it here.


well you could look around the public forums for a thread that has atleast something to do with this.

Bungie is Obviosly the greatest developers of all times (Huge Compliment there BTW)

and you dont need to suck up to get their attention.

  • 03.29.2007 5:19 PM PDT
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So this is the Waaambulance? Or is that something completely different?

  • 03.29.2007 5:26 PM PDT

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