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Subject: Letters to the Webmaster

OMG

u have got to love that web master
at least he speaks his mind

  • 03.29.2007 5:35 PM PDT

Why are you reading this go play your xbox 360!!

yes time to listen to people complian and see the webmaster make fun of them in unimaginable ways

YEAH BUNGIE WEBMASTER who wears a gorilla suit

[Edited on 04.25.2007 8:18 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 5:35 PM PDT

Tom Achronos
Bungie.net Overlord
twitter: http://twitter.com/Achronos

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."

Yes. Yes it it would.

(You guys probably need a refresher on the Webmaster to understand... I recommend reading the many past letters linked under Inside Bungie -> Letters to the Webmaster from the main navbar)

Posted by: Celete
Posted by: Moodsick
he seems like a moron...and most of his replies are asstacular

Second'd. That was lame.

Would it kill the Webmaster to answer genuine questions without sarcasm?

  • 03.29.2007 5:48 PM PDT
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a working halo111!!!!!111!!! how much!!111!!!
i got 7.77$

  • 03.29.2007 6:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: abandonship
Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Well, its definately been a while since my last post. I know this may seen a little off topic but im unsure as to where to post this, so Ill post it here.


well you could look around the public forums for a thread that has atleast something to do with this.

Bungie is Obviosly the greatest developers of all times (Huge Compliment there BTW)

and you dont need to suck up to get their attention.


yea i was ferreing to the developement of Halo: CE in your suck up response., if you knew me you would know that I am 1 of many who are not unhappy with the differece between the two games its obcious in my first post. (Duh). dont flame me again.. you only look dumber, and if bungie descides to remove my posts....lets just say it wouldnt be the first time.

thanks for your ignorant input.

  • 03.29.2007 6:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: abandonship
that wasnt even an update really. it was just the webmaster answering pointless questions.


Uh, yeah. It didn't say it was an update.
It's comedy, man!

And sarcasm is like gold.
Really, it is.

  • 03.29.2007 6:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Posted by: abandonship
Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Well, its definately been a while since my last post. I know this may seen a little off topic but im unsure as to where to post this, so Ill post it here.


well you could look around the public forums for a thread that has atleast something to do with this.

Bungie is Obviosly the greatest developers of all times (Huge Compliment there BTW)

and you dont need to suck up to get their attention.


yea i was ferreing to the developement of Halo: CE in your suck up response., if you knew me you would know that I am 1 of many who are not unhappy with the differece between the two games its obcious in my first post. (Duh). dont flame me again.. you only look dumber, and if bungie descides to remove my posts....lets just say it wouldnt be the first time.

thanks for your ignorant input.


Thanks for posting in the wrong place. Also, abandonship doesn't look stupid to me.
And I'm betting Bungie removes your posts.

  • 03.29.2007 6:34 PM PDT
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man, this is a great way of relieving stress after work. i had to wake up at five, and fight the traffic into chicago... it was even nastier coming home. please keep writing more! very funny!

  • 03.29.2007 6:39 PM PDT
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Why does the webmaster seem like a total doosh? Like, in response to the question about the split screen, maybe he could say "What the hell do you think?" and the answer would be crystal clear. Instead, I have to wiki Robert Shaw and learn that he was a famous conductor and was, in fact, not bitten in the waist by a wolverine, as I had assumed.

  • 03.29.2007 6:47 PM PDT
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o this makes me so happy

  • 03.29.2007 6:53 PM PDT

i dont see why anyone would wanna criticize the new bungie website, i think it looks great.

just takes some getting used to

  • 03.29.2007 6:56 PM PDT

<(='.'=<)

Posted by: Webmaster
Hello,

I desire to participate in the various test that will take place for "Halo"
These test squeezed a big aucasion to be able to participate in the project, as well as to allow to your team of correct the bugs and to be able to give various critics on the versions.

I carry a special interest to the videos-games and I pass there the biggest part of my time to play action games such that Quake 3, UnrealTournament, etc.. in single-players and multiplayers.
I have already to participate in various projects of test on many games and that brought a lot of plésire for me...

In the awaits of a response, I address my better greetings for you

Nicolas Chabbey


Nicolas-

"Squeezed a big aucasion"? Perhaps you mean "squeezed off a big Caucasian," which is what happens in the bathroom about six hours after you eat an entire pallet of rice cakes. In which case we are not in need of your services at this time.


that's funny, are you still wearing your old cowboy hat webmaster?

Edit: Hey Achronos (Tom) is the Webmaster still "screwing with the code" as much as he did in the last website?

[Edited on 03.29.2007 7:23 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 7:17 PM PDT
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I absolutely loved this! It is hilarious! I can’t wait until the next one from the “Webmaster.” Some of his replies made me laugh out loud. The sarcasm is fantastic!!

  • 03.29.2007 7:17 PM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

cool !!!!!

posted by the disemboided soul? mmmm cool

  • 03.29.2007 7:26 PM PDT
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I love that guy's sense of humor. GO WEBMASTER!!!!

[Edited on 03.29.2007 7:34 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 7:34 PM PDT
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Great news article! I'm going to go read those other letters to the webmaster!

  • 03.29.2007 8:06 PM PDT

Real Custom Games: in your base, steelin your flagz.
The Off Topic Posters: taking advantage of your goat since 2006
Posted by: Jeremiah
Whether it's superbouncing or interrupting weapon animations, just because we don't personally ban you for it doesn't mean it isn't cheating and extremely poor sportsmanship.

Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Posted by: abandonship
Posted by: c0mfor7a31y_Num3
Well, its definately been a while since my last post. I know this may seen a little off topic but im unsure as to where to post this, so Ill post it here.


well you could look around the public forums for a thread that has atleast something to do with this.

Bungie is Obviosly the greatest developers of all times (Huge Compliment there BTW)

and you dont need to suck up to get their attention.


yea i was ferreing to the developement of Halo: CE in your suck up response., if you knew me you would know that I am 1 of many who are not unhappy with the differece between the two games its obcious in my first post. (Duh). dont flame me again.. you only look dumber, and if bungie descides to remove my posts....lets just say it wouldnt be the first time.

thanks for your ignorant input.


I wasn’t flaming, I was merely informing you that you could have at least put a little effort into it and looked for the appropriate thread. Maybe that’s also why you refuse to proofread your posts for spelling. But whatever. if you have a problem with me, please PM me about it instead of making us both look like buffoons.

and on topic:

i <3 sarcasm/douchbagness!

  • 03.29.2007 8:18 PM PDT
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GT: Greg Is So Hot

So, wait, did you guys just leave the Soul in that school's basement?

[Edited on 03.29.2007 8:21 PM PDT]

  • 03.29.2007 8:20 PM PDT

FINALLY

  • 03.29.2007 8:25 PM PDT
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i love these letters. they make my day. some people are so stupid.

  • 03.29.2007 8:28 PM PDT
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Dear Webmaster,

omg your new website suk !!! sry for the comment but its the true .....whit all respect ---- -----maxime



Gabriel Marin



Dear Gabriel,


I’m not sure you’re entirely in command of the English term, ‘respect,’ however, let me counterpoint.


Omg no ur teh suk!! It’s the true!


WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY.......OMG!

  • 03.29.2007 9:30 PM PDT

yo.

Posted by: scruss
Posted by: Capt Molo
Dear Webmaster,

omg your new website suk !!! sry for the comment but its the true .....whit all respect ---- -----maxime



Gabriel Marin



Dear Gabriel,


I’m not sure you’re entirely in command of the English term, ‘respect,’ however, let me counterpoint.


Omg no ur teh suk!! It’s the true!


Best response ever.


dude, I completely agree

  • 03.29.2007 9:37 PM PDT

Know that although in the eternal scheme of things you are small, you are also unique
and irreplaceable, as are all your fellow humans everywhere in the world.

The webmaster's a douche

  • 03.29.2007 10:32 PM PDT

Cool.

  • 03.29.2007 11:23 PM PDT

Fight the Raging Battles

Good Work! Keep making fun of those short bus riders!

They're so damn dumb they have to be velcroed to the bus!

  • 03.29.2007 11:33 PM PDT

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