- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I'm not going to get into the semantics of being in a clan, but I was on wisest site in the world (where I get my information on everything [joking]) and came across some funny definitions on the word clan
Posted by: Chang Tan
A coven of random dorks, either organized locally, as close friends and neighbors, or globally, like halfway across the world.
Their mission? To ruin the fun of casual gamers in mainly FPS shooters like Counter-Strike, Quake, Unreal, etc.
Hours of play behind the screen has given their skin a unhealthy pale complexion.
A common hypothesis for these formations of these "clans", as they may call it, stemmed probably from neglected parenthood.
Casual Gamer (joined a CS server): "Hi!"
Klanner #1: "STFU N00b! We r teh l33t0rz to teh maxx0rz!"
Klanner #2: "Ya u -blam!- azz -blam!-g0t!"
20 minutes later...
Klanner #1: "Omgz! Lolz! Teh -blam!-0rt has 15-30 kills! Banz!"
Admin: "Bye -blam!-"
Innocent casual gamer gets a kickban...
Posted by: asd
ppl who take computer games way to seriously. hav training sessions in which they all have to be online at certain times etc etc.
person 1:that game was impossible to play once those clan members joined.
person 2: well at least we hav lives outside of the computer
Posted by: Punkhead
mostly groups of organized noobs in clubs that play on Halo. They camp and noob up a game so the other teams can't even spawn and they think they are good. They feel free to talk -blam!- when they ain't -blam!-. They also create "modded" games to help them win cause they suck for real.
Halo'r 1 "Dude, these clans are really noobin this game up today."
Halo'r 2. "Yea I can't even spawn cause they are all using rocket launchers."
Halo'r 1. "They are all a bunch of -blam!-es anyways, we know we're better."
Posted by: Shax
A group of gamers who work together to bring down their online foes. For example, in Battlefield Vietnam, my clan usually picks USA and we all work together to kill Commie Vietcong morons.
CDC kicks some ass! HOO-YA!!!
Well anyway, I thought they were funny. But they were obviously anti-clan. Here is an excellent definition of a clan:
Posted by: Blitz
Clan is a term used to describe a group of people who share a common intrest in gaming; they are fiercly teritorial, and watch each others backs.
Kudos to UrbanDictionary.com
Cheers.
[Edited on 04.01.2007 7:38 PM PDT]