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Subject: Awesome Quotes
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Here's some great quotes that I made up...

"What goes up must come down...unless Viagra is involved!"

"Look on the bright side...there's no bright side to waste time looking for!"

Here's some of my friends' quotes...

Nate: "There's no strikes in baseball...that's bowling!"

Mike: "I don't want your stinkin' quarter! I want a nickel!"

Pat and Tim: This one really isn't a quote, but i figure i post it anyway...the whole concept of the "nine wood"...that's just too damn funny!

Feel free to add your own great quotes to this!!!

[Edited on 5/27/2004 6:48:54 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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Heres one:


its my quote: If hes so smart, then why is he dead?

or

PASS ME THE DAMN CORN-FLAKES!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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'Don't be use -blam!-' -Stosh

  • 05.27.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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"Christ, who pissed in your cornflakes?" - Snaykinn, Sony Online Entertainment Mod

  • 05.27.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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SOE? Ugh...

"We're like 7-11. We're not always open, but we're always in business." - The Boondock Saints

"It's okay, I had Subway!" - Hitler

  • 05.27.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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"Baseball is wrong a person with four balls cannot walk!"

  • 05.27.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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"Have your Children and eat them too!"

  • 05.27.2004 8:07 PM PDT
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"The problem with the French is, they don't have a word for 'entreprenuer'" -George Bush

"Only two things are limitless: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former." -Uncle Albert
If human stupidity is limitless and the universe isn't, human stupidity must not be a part of it- right?

"Children in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause children." -unknown

"-blam!-s can be a pain in the ass." -unknown

I don't think that that's the back seat in which accidents can cause children, nor that those accidents are the ones caused by children. Sorry if it was a bit confusing.

[Edited on 5/28/2004 12:38:13 AM]

  • 05.28.2004 12:33 AM PDT
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*On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

Q: How did the dead baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Cofucious say best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

  • 05.28.2004 12:44 AM PDT

Steven Wright: "The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the hell is my roof?"

Dorothy Parker: "This is not a book to be set aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force."
"If all the contestants in this beauty pageant were laid end to end, nobody would be in the least bit surprised"
On a card to a friend who had just given birth: "Congratulations, I knew you had it in you."

Jean Harlow: "Why you're Margot Asquith, aren't you?" (mistakenly pronouncing the "t")
Margot Asquith: "No my dear, the 't' in Margot is silent, as in Harlow."

- Reiginko

  • 05.28.2004 12:56 AM PDT

R.I.P Steve Irwin...you will be missed

Jerry: "Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"

Join Date - 4/19/2004

"those people were so racist that they shot me 8 times in the face for eating vannila ice cream"

  • 05.28.2004 2:13 AM PDT
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Me gusta las bacas. lets test some people's spanish.

  • 05.28.2004 6:07 AM PDT
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"Vae victis" -Brennus (390 B.C.)

  • 05.28.2004 6:39 AM PDT
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Look down

  • 05.28.2004 9:36 AM PDT
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Beer is proof that god wants mankind to be happy. -Ben Franklin-

  • 05.28.2004 9:54 AM PDT
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"the world is a toilet......flush it"

  • 05.28.2004 10:03 AM PDT
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If its not food, for god sake dont eat it!!!!

  • 05.28.2004 11:58 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

"boob"

  • 05.28.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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"I know how to get her out of there"

*raises gun*

"Wink"

  • 05.28.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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"Small hands, smell like cabbage" - austin powers

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Both of mine are in my sig.

  • 07.09.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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big hands = big gloves Big feet equals = big sox Big nose = ur jewish!

  • 07.09.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Rodham Clinton

  • 07.09.2004 12:32 PM PDT