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Subject: Captain Richards and Cortana need a room
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if you could pause halo/halo2 while playing it and when cortana appears you probably would start humpin the tv right

  • 04.13.2007 11:11 PM PDT
Subject: Captain Richards and Cortana need a room

if anyone is fanticizing over cortana, an AI, a holoprojected thing, then someone really, really needs a life. i mean what would u do with her anyway, you would only go through her, cant touch her, she is an AI, again i say. but whatever, you can fanticize over whoever u want. . .

  • 04.14.2007 6:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Seldon
Wow. Just...wow.

*shakes head, walks away*



I think you said it best.

  • 04.14.2007 10:44 PM PDT

'Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν.'

Posted by: JohmDiblow
Posted by: Seldon
Wow. Just...wow.

*shakes head, walks away*



I think you said it best.


and I think Cortana is Hot!!!! and SEXY!!!!!

  • 04.15.2007 11:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain Richards
Posted by: JohmDiblow
Posted by: Seldon
Wow. Just...wow.

*shakes head, walks away*



I think you said it best.


and I think Cortana is Hot!!!! and SEXY!!!!!


I think you're either very sad and lonely, or you're just posting this to make people hate you. In which case, you're probably very sad and lonely as well.

  • 04.16.2007 3:15 AM PDT
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[q]I think she is such a witch - w + b= you get the rest.
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i finally get it :D

idk man, i dont have a problem with you, if u want hump the tv when you see her, but SHES A TEXTURIZED BOX she doesnt exist in real life

[Edited on 04.16.2007 7:49 AM PDT]

  • 04.16.2007 7:47 AM PDT
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I'll have to agree with the Captain on this one. She's Hot! It's Jen Taylor's sexiness that comes through the character of Cortana, ie, the sexy voice, the witty personality, the intelligence, etc. that makes her so HOT!
Of course I'm not attracted to a blue drawing of a fictitious AI, it's the real woman behind the character that shines through as pure Hawtness!

  • 04.16.2007 9:32 AM PDT
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I think I'm gonna go jump out of my window now.

  • 04.16.2007 1:51 PM PDT

'Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν.'

Posted by: Kalzilla
I'll have to agree with the Captain on this one. She's Hot! It's Jen Taylor's sexiness that comes through the character of Cortana, ie, the sexy voice, the witty personality, the intelligence, etc. that makes her so HOT!
Of course I'm not attracted to a blue drawing of a fictitious AI, it's the real woman behind the character that shines through as pure Hawtness!


thanks buddy I appriciate that,she has nice bewbz and butt and legs goddamn she is SEXY and HOT!!!!

  • 04.16.2007 2:54 PM PDT

someone needs to lock this. now.


OP, you were the last straw with me giving up hope on the future of humanity.

  • 04.16.2007 3:09 PM PDT

'Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν.'

Cortana Cortana Cortana strait from Cortana-land

[Edited on 04.16.2007 5:29 PM PDT]

  • 04.16.2007 5:28 PM PDT
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bewbz?

Kalzilla, you do have good points, but when you say you agree, do you really understand where Captain is coming from? He is attracted to the blue drawings of a fictitious AI .

  • 04.16.2007 5:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: Captain Richards
Cortana is so HOT!!! she gets HOTTER every time I look at her,how much more HOTTER!!!! can a Al get.

D@mn she is so HOT!!! and sexy on Halo 2.

Cortana=Miranda Keyes

  • 04.16.2007 7:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: TheLightOfSpeed
Posted by: Captain Richards
Posted by: JohmDiblow
Posted by: Seldon
Wow. Just...wow.

*shakes head, walks away*



I think you said it best.


and I think Cortana is Hot!!!! and SEXY!!!!!


I think you're either very sad and lonely, or you're just posting this to make people hate you. In which case, you're probably very sad and lonely as well.


No he's just posting this as spam. This post isn't really for any purpose it has "spam" written all over it.

  • 04.16.2007 7:12 PM PDT

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Oh and people let him think what he wants to think. I'm not defending or anything, but Captain Richards has an ...off topic mind...

  • 04.16.2007 7:14 PM PDT
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LOCK THIS HURRY MODS LOCK THIS
































LOCK THIS NOW!

  • 04.17.2007 5:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: thelastspartan1
bewbz?

Kalzilla, you do have good points, but when you say you agree, do you really understand where Captain is coming from? He is attracted to the blue drawings of a fictitious AI .

Nooooo...it's just the real sexiness reaching out through the character and playing tricks on his mind.

  • 04.17.2007 7:01 AM PDT
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Cortana makes my pants smile.


jaykay

  • 04.18.2007 8:27 AM PDT

lol I clicked this thread cause i thought it would tell me about what happened to cortana at the end of halo 2, but all i get is a nerd without a life looking for an imaginary gf....

yea i jumped out the window but now im in hospital typing this up XD

  • 04.18.2007 5:28 PM PDT
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this guy sounds like he is really obsessed with cortana....but i have to say yes cortana is kinda bangin'. but I do not obesess over it like...this weirdo. i obsess over charecters i see in movies. like underworld (kate beckinsale) or something like that.mmmmm kate beckinsale.

  • 04.18.2007 6:45 PM PDT
Subject: Captain Richards and Cortana need a room
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The ignorant work for profit, the wise work for the benefit of the world.

While my mind has slipped there more than once (You have to do something while she prattles on and on don't you?) She mostly just angers me with her constant easier-said-than-done orders and stating the obvious...

  • 04.18.2007 7:31 PM PDT
Subject: Captain Richards and Cortana need a room

MrFreakinMiyagi (WorkPLaceface?)

Of course she's hot. I'm not blind or ggaayy.

  • 04.19.2007 10:01 AM PDT
Subject: Captain Richards and Cortana need a room

'Κύριε Ἰησοῦ Χριστέ, Υἱὲ τοῦ Θεοῦ, ἐλέησόν με τὸν ἁμαρτωλόν.'

Cortana is so HOT!!!! in fact I am gonna play Gravemind on Halo 2 to check her out

  • 04.19.2007 1:18 PM PDT
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Qu3er.

[Edited on 04.20.2007 8:02 AM PDT]

  • 04.20.2007 8:02 AM PDT

Die for the Pie
ಠ_ಠ < Do it NOW

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Megan Fox is a whore.

Gigolo.

what will happen if i say..... Cortana is actually Michael Jackson... no, she really is!

  • 04.20.2007 8:12 AM PDT

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