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Subject: Whats with the Disembodied Soul?
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I know evrything about it now, but It still baffles me that a ban-bot can have so much power over the entire existance over even the forum moderators.

  • 04.13.2007 11:04 PM PDT

Why the hell are you looking at this? Get out.

And no group invites, you jerk. I'm not interested.

Because it's a bot...

  • 04.13.2007 11:06 PM PDT
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Is this really deserving of a thread? Yes, it does have uncomprehendable pwrz.

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  • 04.13.2007 11:08 PM PDT
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I know, but why did the moderators give it so much power....too much in the old days as a matter of fact. It went on numerous banning sprees and from what I read they shut it off for a few months.

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And after fixing its bugs, they released it thinking it would behave.....they were sorely wrong. It still went on a banning spree.

  • 04.13.2007 11:12 PM PDT

The Disembodied Soul is not a "bot".

  • 04.13.2007 11:45 PM PDT
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What is it than?

[Edited on 04.14.2007 12:26 AM PDT]

  • 04.14.2007 12:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Cpt Mateo
What is it than?

Something one can't comprehend. It is your worse nightmares, it is hiding in the gears waiting to strike. It is also evilcam's master (truth, ask him yourself). It is also the soul of the man who leaked Marathon, he rests here forever. *Shhh... the walls have ears..err.. eyes*

  • 04.14.2007 1:02 AM PDT
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I addressed this issue a while ago. If you really want, search through my recent posts.
Basically, when moderators warn people, the pm comes through The Soul.
The Soul is NOT a bot, the bot is part of The Soul.
The entirety of The Soul is incomprehensible; it is only the smallest parts that we mere mortals can understand.

  • 04.14.2007 6:15 AM PDT

I work here: Sound Devices, LLC. We make bad-ass field audio gear, and you think that's awesome. My messy desk (With work-related items on the computer screen).

One does not simply grenade jump into Mordor...

If you want another hint, I've contacted Bungie via email before and one of the people who responded identified himself, and then said something along the lines of, "I'm also referred to as the 'disembodied soul'". It's a real person and I think Bungie and the mods and all of us just have fun with the name...

  • 04.14.2007 6:41 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Saying unkind things about the Soul eh? He doesn't really mind it if you do that, buy by your own admission, its not a good idea to cross him. So, beware the wrath of the Soul.

He's an integral part of this network. He does some things that you can plainly see, and some things that the web team intentionally keeps hidden. He's watching at all times, and he knows what you're doing. He knows what you're thinking, and he knows how to manipulate you for his advantage. Only Achronos, Sawnose, Weresnail, and stosh really know all the things Disembodied Soul is really up to. I think they'll continue to keep it to themselves, because I'm pretty sure they're also being manipulated by the Soul. Its just that they don't seem to realize it yet. They will realize the truth, in time.

Trying to understand him is like trying to calculate a Grand Unified Field Theory with an abacus in the 13th Century. Its literally impossible. Just know that he is beyond all our comprehension, and that he controls all that you see and hear.

The only thing you need to know about the Soul is; stay out of his way. And be afraid. Be very afraid.

  • 04.14.2007 9:46 AM PDT

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And Evilcam makes out with him on a frequent basis.

Be afraid.

  • 04.14.2007 9:56 AM PDT
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And Evilcam makes out with him on a frequent basis.

Be afraid.

True. I think I saw that happen once on one of the webcams. Scarred my mind for life.

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  • 04.14.2007 10:21 AM PDT
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This should really be pmed to a mod because it doesn't really concern us regular members.

  • 04.14.2007 6:59 PM PDT
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Oh shush you ninny, he's a myth. A simple rouge computer program that combined with bungie's origional Disembodied soul program, and went haywire. They had to restraint it AND THEY ATTEMPTED TO CHANGE THE THING'S PROGRAMMING BUT IS SIMPLY MURGED WITH A FEW MINOR COMPUTER VIRUSES. Therefore it became more powerful then previously intented. Now it runs the Bungie mainframe, an automaton machine constantly monitering and slaving the the bungie web under it's own will....

  • 04.14.2007 7:36 PM PDT

I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.

All I know is that I was banned by it once >.< My one and only 2 day ban :’(

  • 04.14.2007 9:02 PM PDT
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The Soul is real. You don't know anything about it. How would you know? Halopedia? HBO? they know NOTHING! only Bungie staff can even dare speak of the Soul. and even they are... afraid! No, Bungie rules the Soul. and everyone else must fear him. or... bad things will happen.

  • 04.14.2007 9:02 PM PDT
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Ok.....Its not happening.

  • 04.15.2007 3:06 PM PDT

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In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

It's abilities extend beyond the threshold of Bungie.net. Rumor has it, the Disembodied Soul started the Blizzard of '88, was behind the 1919 Major League Baseball scandal, and single-handedly stopped the conquest of Cortez in South America!

  • 04.15.2007 3:13 PM PDT
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That isn't coused by a computer program.

  • 04.15.2007 3:19 PM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: OrdinaryKronos
That isn't coused by a computer program.

DS is not a computer program -- he is exactly what he sounds like: a disembodied soul. Out of boredom, the Soul has hacked into numerous systems and is responsible for all kinds of major screwups, including stock market recessions, global warming, and United States Department of Defense overspending in Iraq. For his missteps, his punishment is that he must slave away handing bans and doing other menial administrative b.net tasks until Bungie takes over the world and beyond.

  • 04.15.2007 3:24 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: OrdinaryKronos
That isn't coused by a computer program.


Nor is Disembodied Soul a computer program. Programs have limits, and computers, as we think of them today, didn't really exist before circa 1945.

Think of him as...an industrious essence...

  • 04.15.2007 3:24 PM PDT
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Or a very powerful rogue program who freed himself of the bonds of the computer.

  • 04.15.2007 3:31 PM PDT

Old school Bungie, born and raised,
In the Septagon is where I spend most of my days.
Relaxin', maxin', posting all cool,
Talking about Halo, life and some school.
Got in one little argument, and the mods got scared,
they said "You're gonna get banned and your member title'll be bare!"

Posted by: OrdinaryKronos
Or a very powerful rogue program who freed himself of the bonds of the computer.


Can't be done...

A program is nothing without a computer. 0's and 1's in a physical sense have no more influence than anyone with the Webmaster avater on these forums...

  • 04.15.2007 3:35 PM PDT
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But this is the soul, who merged with some of the most powerful computer programs in the world, and some of the most destructive viral progams in the universe. He can do anything now.

  • 04.15.2007 3:36 PM PDT

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