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Subject: Forum Pirates?

You have been plundered by Cap'n IceWolfen. Arggggggggg!

No, no ,no

The Crown did'nt want to have the looting and killing of enemy countries on thier hands. They created letters of mark so that the pirates had permission to raid enemie ships. The letters where created so that if an ally ship stopped the pirates, they would not get into trouble for plundering ships.

I would like to chat more but I must leave work. Remember though, Pirates are ruthless and Ide rather be known for ruthless-ness than stealth anyday! ARGGHHHHH!!!!

....ill be home playing on xbox live

[Edited on 04.26.2007 7:29 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2007 7:26 PM PDT

Why the hell are you looking at this? Get out.

And no group invites, you jerk. I'm not interested.

How is this not ruthless? C'mon, PEG FACES MAN!

  • 04.26.2007 7:30 PM PDT

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You guys are all idiots. All of you. Including the one's crudely defending the awesomeness of Ninja.

Quiet, before you get stabbed. Forum Pirates? I can think of one person who could be awesome with that title. That's it. All the rest of you, shush.

Pirates are murderous, bloodthirsty pigs with very little skill and filled with disease. Mass numbers, perhaps, but that's not good for anything but failing. In larger groups.

[Edited on 04.26.2007 8:01 PM PDT]

  • 04.26.2007 8:01 PM PDT

Why the hell are you looking at this? Get out.

And no group invites, you jerk. I'm not interested.

Posted by: SS_Zag1
You guys are all idiots. All of you. Including the one's crudely defending the awesomeness of Ninja.
That include me?

  • 04.26.2007 8:06 PM PDT
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How about I add some actual structure to this... this... discussion.
Superusers > Staff > Master Ninjas > Ninjas > Pirates > Members.
Go.

  • 04.26.2007 10:35 PM PDT
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I still prefer the title "flower bunny of carnage", but we can't all have what we want.

  • 04.27.2007 7:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: spartanMC449
Pirates>Ninjas

Pffft.

Stealthy silent assassins > Blundering buccaneer bastards.

Fact.

  • 04.27.2007 7:26 AM PDT

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Posted by: SS_Zag1
You guys are all idiots. All of you. Including the one's crudely defending the awesomeness of Ninja.
That include me?


Most likely. :D

I think the fact that there are "Forum Ninjas" and not "Forum Pirates" proves that the Ninja is far superior. It's not even up for debate, seeing as Achronos clearly thought about it when assigning such roles. You can't think of Ninja without skimming over the thought of Pirates. It's entirely intentional that the far superior sub-species is the one protecting the forum from injustice, and the other is left to wallow in their own filth.

  • 04.27.2007 9:43 AM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: SS_Zag1
I think the fact that there are "Forum Ninjas" and not "Forum Pirates" proves that the Ninja is far superior. It's not even up for debate, seeing as Achronos clearly thought about it when assigning such roles. You can't think of Ninja without skimming over the thought of Pirates. It's entirely intentional that the far superior sub-species is the one protecting the forum from injustice, and the other is left to wallow in their own filth.

Evidence of ninjas' superiority is available all over the intornetz.

I know some of you have seen this, but for those of you who haven't, I hereby present you with irrefutable proof.

  • 04.27.2007 9:45 AM PDT

I read this somewhere...

I'm firmly on the side of pirates.

They sail around in ships, they have pegs for legs, use salty language, drink rum by the gallon and load up their ample shoulders with pet parrots. (The lucky ones get the monkeys.)

It also helps that I occasionally get mistaken for one. (A pirate, not a monkey.)

And pirates are a noble lot. Sure they do the occasional pillaging and have this nasty habit of making people walk the plank, but they're regal, what with their facial hair and their peg-legs and their endless "Yo, ho ho-ing".

But ninjas. Ninjas are a devious lot.

I'm not up on their history but I'm sure it involves clubbing baby seals.

  • 04.27.2007 11:31 AM PDT

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I'm not up on their history but I'm sure it involves clubbing baby seals.


Those seals were rabid.

[Edited on 04.27.2007 11:49 AM PDT]

  • 04.27.2007 11:49 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: SS_Zag1
I think the fact that there are "Forum Ninjas" and not "Forum Pirates" proves that the Ninja is far superior. It's not even up for debate, seeing as Achronos clearly thought about it when assigning such roles. You can't think of Ninja without skimming over the thought of Pirates. It's entirely intentional that the far superior sub-species is the one protecting the forum from injustice, and the other is left to wallow in their own filth.

Evidence of ninjas' superiority is available all over the intornetz.

I know some of you have seen this, but for those of you who haven't, I hereby present you with irrefutable proof.


Even further proof that Ninja's pwn Pirates hands-down! ABSOLUTE PROOF!

This is beyond being contested!!

~B.B.

  • 04.27.2007 11:49 AM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

Yea I could see the next internal web team meeting with that one:

"So how do we include scurvy into our scripts?"

Either way Recon and Zag are right. Goth Pirates are shunned and Ninjas are great than pirates on land. However I do remember a story about SS Optaqoun taking on the ocean, nasty details.

I happen to be a Ninja-Pirate. Half Ninja/Half Pirate. My mother was a Ninja and my father a pirate. According to Shishka a girl wouldn't marry me even if I had a diamond ring covered in dog poo. :(

Scams, Hookers, & Scurvy: The Tru7h

[Edited on 04.27.2007 12:40 PM PDT]

  • 04.27.2007 12:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Zee JollyRoger
However I do remember a story about SS Optaqoun taking on the ocean, nasty details.

Hey, Krakken? We can take 'em.

Man 'O War jellyfish? Those things are dangerous.


I happen to be a Ninja-Pirate. Half Ninja/Half Pirate. My mother was a Ninja and my father a pirate. According to Shishka a girl wouldn't marry me even if I had a diamond ring covered in dog poo. :(

That's not what he said.. He said that a Ninja-Pirate is the equivalent to a Diamond sitting on a ring made of dog crap. :D However, I don't think a girl, Pirate or otherwise, would marry you if you gave her a ring with any part of it consisting of dog crap.


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Lies.

  • 04.27.2007 12:46 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

I have the chat log burried deep in the labyrinth of my hard drive...we'll see.

  • 04.27.2007 12:48 PM PDT

Idiots...
"A girl won't marry you if your ring is attached to a pile of dog crap"

  • 04.27.2007 2:36 PM PDT

You have been plundered by Cap'n IceWolfen. Arggggggggg!

ok, Im gone for a 2 day trip and you kids have to burn pirates without defending my buckaneers honor, lol. Ok then, I will agree with Recon in saying that at the time that pirates where working for the countries, the where considered Privateers. But in that case, that means that pirates where all coming from a line of well trained mercenaries. The pirates turned to....piracy, after all the countries like Spain, England, Germany, ect had signed a treaty. After the treaty the pirates where forgotten about since there where not needed. That is why pirates turned to what they where doing becuase thats all they knew to do, which was plundering and pillaging.

I also forgot to add one little tidbit into the fight which was, Piracy is one of the most common crimes on the internet. People are doing it all the time which must mean in some way that piracy which involves being some sort of pirate, is more popular than Ninjas on the internet.

The main thing im getting at though is that this thread should'nt be about which class is more superior. Instead it should be about including pirates into the mix. I mean, c'mon. That would be the coolest thing to see. Forums Pirates and forum Ninjas kicking butt ands takin names.

  • 04.28.2007 6:26 PM PDT
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Tact is for those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

No use cryin' over Spillt Milk

Posted by: elmicker
Forum pirates should be the opposite of the Ninjas; they go around causing a ruckus without actually breaking the rules :P.


Sign me up for this.

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Posted by: shiv master
Posted by: elmicker
Forum pirates should be the opposite of the Ninjas; they go around causing a ruckus without actually breaking the rules :P.

Sign me up for this.

Shiv, you and your ray-of-sunshine posts have done quite well at causing a barely-within-the-rules ruckus without any need for a title under your name ;-)

  • 04.28.2007 6:42 PM PDT
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If I could be a Forum Pirate, I would.

-TGP-

  • 04.28.2007 6:50 PM PDT
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Tact is for those who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

No use cryin' over Spillt Milk

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Posted by: shiv master
Posted by: elmicker
Forum pirates should be the opposite of the Ninjas; they go around causing a ruckus without actually breaking the rules :P.

Sign me up for this.

Shiv, you and your ray-of-sunshine posts have done quite well at causing a barely-within-the-rules ruckus without any need for a title under your name ;-)


I think that makes me part pirate, part tightrope walker.

It's a tough job but, as they say, somebody's gotta do it.

[Edited on 04.28.2007 6:57 PM PDT]

  • 04.28.2007 6:56 PM PDT

You have been plundered by Cap'n IceWolfen. Arggggggggg!

Posted by: Great_Pretender
If I could be a Forum Pirate, I would.

-TGP-


Sounds like somebody should really hit up Achronos with a memo on that.......maybe?

  • 04.28.2007 9:13 PM PDT

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  • 04.28.2007 9:38 PM PDT

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