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Subject: The Flood Roadtrip 2.

Yeah, the Ferrari in which I put a pound of explosives under the driver's seat. They're connected to the ignition switch, so when you turn the car on, the explosives will blow up and take your leg clean off.

  • 04.29.2007 7:00 AM PDT

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Ah well, the trucks of cheese and wine were frome the french, not a big deal, what are they going to do, counter attack. Besides, I have some squirrel ninjas there to make sure that doesnt happen.

*continue their trip to amsterdam*

  • 04.29.2007 7:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Colonel Corbec
Yeah, the Ferrari in which I put a pound of explosives under the driver's seat. They're connected to the ignition switch, so when you turn the car on, the explosives will blow up and take your leg clean off.
Im glad you pick the wrong Ferrari that one was red this one is moonish silver Like this

[Edited on 04.29.2007 7:11 AM PDT]

  • 04.29.2007 7:07 AM PDT

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*squirrel ninjas slap Pandora and Corbec in the back fo the head*

Will you two stop fighting or not.

  • 04.29.2007 7:11 AM PDT
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Sure if he stop trying killing me?!?!

  • 04.29.2007 7:13 AM PDT

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Corbec, I will force you both to stop driving your car if you dont stop.

*continues trip to amsterdam*

  • 04.29.2007 7:15 AM PDT

No one controls Corbec! *Nukes Amsterdam.*

How do you like that eh? No one tells me what to do!

*Drives far, far away where I cannot be found, laughing maniacally.*

  • 04.29.2007 7:43 AM PDT

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*Car drives into pothole that is large enough for entire car. Moles then cover up the pothole with corbec in it sill, entire car is filled with dirt.*

You really can't run away from ninja squirrels/moles. Especially after what you did to Amsterdam.

well I guess we will just have to conquer england cause I'm bored

1 hour later
*ninja squirrels and moles attack everyone*

  • 04.29.2007 8:38 AM PDT
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Any illusion that a large majority of the Flood had lives, is now effectively lost.

  • 04.29.2007 8:45 AM PDT

I am a Floodian

Its not like you need one.

<.<
>.>

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Posted by: stare3
New Mombasa-Floodian war

And you lost

  • 04.29.2007 9:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: stare3
New Mombasa-Floodian war

And you lost

Agreed.

  • 04.29.2007 9:04 AM PDT

Posted by: squirrel dude
*Car drives into pothole that is large enough for entire car. Moles then cover up the pothole with corbec in it sill, entire car is filled with dirt.*

You really can't run away from ninja squirrels/moles. Especially after what you did to Amsterdam.

well I guess we will just have to conquer england cause I'm bored

1 hour later
*ninja squirrels and moles attack everyone*

You obviously don't know how the universe works. The man with the Glacier Blue Audi TT inevitably wins. Always. So, let's teach you that lesson...
*Driving the TT, Corbec ploughs through the Earth in Chuck Norris style, bursting up from the Underground to pounce on Squirrel Dude. The car bumper collides with Squirrel Dude's face at Sixty MPH, making Squirrel Dude's head separate from his shoulders and hurtle off into the distance. The result, the Squirrel Ninja-Mole army is paralysed quite literally by their leaders demise.*


Now, could we please get on with this trip?

  • 04.29.2007 9:15 AM PDT

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You realize that you are now fighting an impossible battle (*continues to attack england while talking*). You can't win, cause, I'm a ninja.

  • 04.29.2007 10:02 AM PDT

Dude, I just decapitaed you in perhaps the most elaborate manner involving a car. Besides, I just got Chuck Norris to eat you.

  • 04.29.2007 11:06 AM PDT

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Posted by: Pandora117
Posted by: Colonel Corbec
Yeah, the Ferrari in which I put a pound of explosives under the driver's seat. They're connected to the ignition switch, so when you turn the car on, the explosives will blow up and take your leg clean off.
Im glad you pick the wrong Ferrari that one was red this one is moonish silver Like this

What is the name of that song?!

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Im back!!

  • 04.29.2007 11:10 AM PDT

Posted by: Xx idunno xX
When in doubt, whip it out?

Licky pie?
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"Be afraid! Canada will burn to the ground!"

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What is the name of that song?!
running in the nineties, I think....

  • 04.29.2007 11:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Monty Python
TO FRANCE!

*an hour later in Paris*
Me: Well that was quick...
Stare: Yep
Jordanferri: Now how are we going to take over?
Me: Easy. Just follow me.

*a few minutes later at the capital*
Me: We have come to take you snail eaters over.
Chirac: We surrender!
Everyone on the roadtrip: YAY!
Me: I now plroclaim all of France for the Flood! It shall now be known as FLOODIA!


*shakes head in shame

I thought there was goning to be a little blood involved.....

Oh well...

  • 04.29.2007 11:30 AM PDT

Posted by: Girly Spartan
I thought there was goning to be a little blood involved.....

Oh well...


I fyou want to avoid the bloodshed, get in my AWESOME AUDI TT and we'll go down to Venice! It's where I've meant to be going, yet couldn't because various psychopaths kept attacking my car with all manner of weaponry. Anyway, you in?
*taps the lush, classy blue leather seat.*

I mean, come on, how can you deny the sheer majesty of an Audi? Vorsprung durch technik!

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Posted by: Girly Spartan
I thought there was goning to be a little blood involved.....

Oh well...


I fyou want to avoid the bloodshed, get in my AWESOME AUDI TT and we'll go down to Venice! It's where I've meant to be going, yet couldn't because various psychopaths kept attacking my car with all manner of weaponry. Anyway, you in?
*taps the lush, classy blue leather seat.*

I mean, come on, how can you deny the sheer majesty of an Audi? Vorsprung durch technik!
Or you can hop in my My moonish silver Ferrari ?

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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Posted by: Colonel Corbec
Posted by: Girly Spartan
I thought there was goning to be a little blood involved.....

Oh well...


I fyou want to avoid the bloodshed, get in my AWESOME AUDI TT and we'll go down to Venice! It's where I've meant to be going, yet couldn't because various psychopaths kept attacking my car with all manner of weaponry. Anyway, you in?
*taps the lush, classy blue leather seat.*

I mean, come on, how can you deny the sheer majesty of an Audi? Vorsprung durch technik!


Audi's suck.

  • 04.29.2007 11:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Pandora117
I mean, come on, how can you deny the sheer majesty of an Audi? Vorsprung durch technik![/quote] Or you can hop in my My moonish silver Ferrari ?

Yeah, a Ferrari. What would you prefer? The in-your-face, poor quality flashiness of a Ferrari, or the subdued, smooth feel and sleek design of a Glacier Blue Audi...

[Edited on 04.29.2007 11:50 AM PDT]

  • 04.29.2007 11:48 AM PDT
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are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet??????????????????????????????????????? where are we going anyway??? lets go to pie land!!!

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Posted by: Colonel Corbec
Posted by: Pandora117
I mean, come on, how can you deny the sheer majesty of an Audi? Vorsprung durch technik![/quote] Or you can hop in my My moonish silver Ferrari ?

Yeah, a Ferrari. What would you prefer? The in-your-face, poor quality flashiness of a Ferrari, or the subdued, smooth feel adn sleek design of a Glacier Blue Audi...
=( lets race for it!!

  • 04.29.2007 11:49 AM PDT