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Subject: The Flood Roadtrip 2.

‮‮Awesax

Holy crap 500!

  • 04.30.2007 2:26 AM PDT

I'd die to become immortal,
That's why I play Halo Reach

After being sacked from Princeton, i spent the next 1 and a half years backpacking across the western plains with a family of travelling acrobats. We had many exciting adventures, including the time little Billy got trapped down a well and was forced to eat rodents to survive, before eventually passing away at the hands of a deadly Ebola Virus which zombified him, but since he couldn't escape the well, his zombified corpse was forever trapped in his state of undead hell. I left the family after having a dispute with the head acrobatee (in norweigan of course) and being left in antarctica with no food and no shelter. I was forced to drink polar bears, slain by Jesus during his second resurrection. these "polar bear milkshakes" as they were referred to in the Bible (Revelations 11:13) gave me the slow burning energy I needed to escape the desolate Antarctican wasteland by pole vault, landing in Brazil, where I was captured by a Surgeon and had both of my kidneys and my liver stolen. However, before he could take my heart, I was saved by a pack of wild dogs, who took my mangled corpse into the wilderness and feasted for 7 days and 7 nights (the week now known as Ramadan). I was then resurrected by voodoo tree monkeys in 1876 as Wilbur Wright where I invented the Bicycle, Aeroplane, and Sex. Since then, I have been responsible for such things as Life, Existance, Happiness, God, Monkeys, Cake, -blam!- and even Cheese Jesus or Cheesus (John 1:17).

  • 04.30.2007 2:53 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

I'm drivin' cause i don't trust any of you behind the wheel!

[Edited on 04.30.2007 3:01 AM PDT]

  • 04.30.2007 3:00 AM PDT

‮‮Awesax

Posted by: AAAAHHHH GRENADE
After being sacked from Princeton, i spent the next 1 and a half years backpacking across the western plains with a family of travelling acrobats. We had many exciting adventures, including the time little Billy got trapped down a well and was forced to eat rodents to survive, before eventually passing away at the hands of a deadly Ebola Virus which zombified him, but since he couldn't escape the well, his zombified corpse was forever trapped in his state of undead hell. I left the family after having a dispute with the head acrobatee (in norweigan of course) and being left in antarctica with no food and no shelter. I was forced to drink polar bears, slain by Jesus during his second resurrection. these "polar bear milkshakes" as they were referred to in the Bible (Revelations 11:13) gave me the slow burning energy I needed to escape the desolate Antarctican wasteland by pole vault, landing in Brazil, where I was captured by a Surgeon and had both of my kidneys and my liver stolen. However, before he could take my heart, I was saved by a pack of wild dogs, who took my mangled corpse into the wilderness and feasted for 7 days and 7 nights (the week now known as Ramadan). I was then resurrected by voodoo tree monkeys in 1876 as Wilbur Wright where I invented the Bicycle, Aeroplane, and Sex. Since then, I have been responsible for such things as Life, Existance, Happiness, God, Monkeys, Cake, -blam!- and even Cheese Jesus or Cheesus (John 1:17).

OMG! YOU ARE AMAZING!
SIGN MY LEFT MAN BOOB!

  • 04.30.2007 3:01 AM PDT

Take all of my posts seriously.

Posted by: King Picollo
I'm drivin' cause i don't trust any of you behind the wheel!


What the hell, dude!? Do you even have a lic- OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!!

  • 04.30.2007 4:03 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

What tree! OH S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.30.2007 4:10 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: raison d etre
Posted by: King Picollo
I'm drivin' cause i don't trust any of you behind the wheel!


What the hell, dude!? Do you even have a lic- OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!!

Is everybody alright. Uh-oh, achronos' car is busted. Run before he can find us.

  • 04.30.2007 4:11 AM PDT

Take all of my posts seriously.

Posted by: Cockburnicus
Posted by: raison d etre
Posted by: King Picollo
I'm drivin' cause i don't trust any of you behind the wheel!


What the hell, dude!? Do you even have a lic- OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!!

Is everybody alright. Uh-oh, achronos' car is busted. Run before he can find us.


O.o

Crap...

*hitchhikes*

  • 04.30.2007 4:13 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
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Posted by: raison d etre
Posted by: Cockburnicus
Posted by: raison d etre
Posted by: King Picollo
I'm drivin' cause i don't trust any of you behind the wheel!


What the hell, dude!? Do you even have a lic- OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!!

Is everybody alright. Uh-oh, achronos' car is busted. Run before he can find us.


O.o

Crap...

*hitchhikes*

Don't hitchhike I think we're still good. i bought gaffer tape.

*fixes car with tape and chewing gum*

This time, I'm driving!

  • 04.30.2007 4:49 AM PDT

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First we need a nice ride...........any ideas???

  • 04.30.2007 4:52 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
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Dude, we've already taken Achronos' busted car. We can try and trade it in for a better one if you like.

  • 04.30.2007 4:54 AM PDT

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
Dude, we've already taken Achronos' busted car. We can try and trade it in for a better one if you like.

Yes, yes please....Achronos' busted car sucks (sorry)

  • 04.30.2007 4:55 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
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Posted by: game fan
Posted by: Cockburnicus
Dude, we've already taken Achronos' busted car. We can try and trade it in for a better one if you like.

Yes, yes please....Achronos' busted car sucks (sorry)

Yeah especially after Picollo crashed it into that tree (dumbass)
Yeah well lets take this car to the used car trade-in place and see what other car we can get, its far away, so we'll have to stop for lunch somewhere, also to pick up more tequilla.

  • 04.30.2007 5:01 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: Monty Python
Meanwhile in Paris...

Me: Why the hell did I take over you idiots?
Frenchie: Because we are so weak sir.
Me: Right, right. Hmmm Who wants to ally with Britaina dn see if they'll help us take over Spain?
Frenchie 2: Good idea sir.

Later:
Me: GERMANY IS MINE!!!
Frenchies: WE WON A WAR FOR ONCE!!!

*brain anurism*

  • 04.30.2007 5:18 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
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Posted by: Monty Python
...???

Sorry I meant Brain Aneurism. I was just confused as to how you'd taken over the entire of western Europe. Perhaps it is earlier on in this thread, we will never know.

  • 04.30.2007 5:20 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: Monty Python
I took over France, the allied with the UK, then took over Spain, and finally Germany.

Yeah we British would follow you to hell and back monty.

PS: If any of you see an idiot named "HRT" post in the Flood please FLAME HIM.
Why? Who is he?
I am your humble servent.

  • 04.30.2007 5:27 AM PDT
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*peers down the highway*
*sees a crowd of people*
*as car gets closer, realizes it''s zombies*
Arm yourselves Floodians!

*pulls Chester and Gamerz off eachother*

  • 04.30.2007 6:01 AM PDT
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OMFG Halo Now On The NES!!!
CAN I GET HAM THE TO EATING HAM COOK FOOD HAM PLEASE?

Welcome to the internet, where expressing your opinion is an act of war.

*arrives with his moonshine Silver Ferrari 599* Who needs a lift?

  • 04.30.2007 6:06 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

Posted by: Cockburnicus
Yeah especially after Picollo crashed it into that tree (dumbass)
That was no tree it was an Ent walking across the road, came out of nowhere man.

  • 04.30.2007 6:10 AM PDT

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Posted by: Pandora117
*arrives with his moonshine Silver Ferrari 599* Who needs a lift?



Pick me up! Can i ride shotgun?

  • 04.30.2007 6:13 AM PDT