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Subject: The Flood Roadtrip 2.
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Posted by: Monty Python
Meanwhile in Paris...

Me: Why the hell did I take over you idiots?
Frenchie: Because we are so weak sir.
Me: Right, right. Hmmm Who wants to ally with Britain and see if they'll help us take over Spain?
Frenchie 2: Good idea sir.

Later:
Me: GERMANY IS MINE!!!
Frenchies: WE WON A WAR FOR ONCE!!!


Will you please just shut up and take over Asia?

*underbreath* So I can kill you and take over Asia afterthat....

Monty: What was that?!?

Ummm..... a fly?

Monty: Oh ok.



[Edited on 04.30.2007 8:00 PM PDT]

  • 04.30.2007 7:59 PM PDT
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A 3 day roadtrip cool. How 'bout a movie?

  • 04.30.2007 9:52 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

*wandering around Tijuana*

HELLO! WHERE IS EVERYBODY? HELLO!

no I don't want to buy a chicklet!

  • 04.30.2007 11:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
*wandering around Tijuana*

HELLO! WHERE IS EVERYBODY? HELLO!

no I don't want to buy a chicklet!


Wanna buy some bracelets?

  • 04.30.2007 11:36 PM PDT

Posted by: squirrel dude
*leaves squirrle*
*jumps into corbec*

Hehehe, I didnt posses you, but it is fun to do all sorts of other crap

*gives corbec a massive erection when he looks at his dad, it then keeps from getting up when he looks at cute girls, or is within 50 feet of them*
*gives corbec hundreds of cuts from shaving, per week*
*forces corbec to speed red lights, but only when there is a cop near, and then stop when he passes*
*gives corbec a silly walk*

YAY! Thanks for killing me corbec, being dead is so much more fun.

Phail to the power of ten million. How sad are you that you took the time to do this?

  • 04.30.2007 11:46 PM PDT

Kinetic

come on when do you all get in a fight with the coppers.

  • 05.01.2007 4:00 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

How does this thread still live?

  • 05.01.2007 4:09 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

*starts punching a copper mine* Now.

  • 05.01.2007 4:09 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: stare3
*starts punching a copper mine* Now.

But copper is so ductile, it can't take anymore of your manly beating.

  • 05.01.2007 4:17 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Stay out of Britain Monty, might I suggest the flood attempt to take over Denmark? Or perhaps Poland?

  • 05.01.2007 4:56 AM PDT

Look for the back

To CALI!!!! Prision break! Lets get Charles Manson Out of jail!

  • 05.01.2007 5:11 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: Monty Python
Posted by: Cockburnicus
Stay out of Britain Monty, might I suggest the flood attempt to take over Denmark? Or perhaps Poland?

Would the UK like to peacefully join Floodia?
I'll make London the capital.

*uses new huge military might to take over Poland and Denmark*

We won't join, but we will support your actions and say nice things about you over tea.

  • 05.01.2007 5:37 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: Monty Python
If you join you'll still have some self government, but I'll be the leader.

Plus I can get you free tea...

how about we make you our figurehead or something. You know like the Queen. Why don't we make you our new Queen. You won't have any form of control as such, but you will be the richest land owner in the world.

  • 05.01.2007 5:42 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Posted by: Monty Python
Okay.

But I'm going to be a king.

Erm...
<_<
>_>
Suuuuuuuuuure.

  • 05.01.2007 5:45 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

Posted by: Cockburnicus
Posted by: Monty Python
Okay.

But I'm going to be a king.

Erm...
<_<
>_>
Suuuuuuuuuure.
No he can't be king I will not allow it, what about a kick ass Duke.

  • 05.01.2007 5:49 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

No he can't be king I will not allow it, what about a kick ass Duke.
The leader formally known as King will now be known as.... Oh -blam!- he's comin' back.
*we'll lead as two kings, we'll really lead as two kings*

Yeah I think duke. Sorry Monty, But another Brit has sidelined your attempts to become kings.

[Edited on 05.01.2007 5:51 AM PDT]

  • 05.01.2007 5:51 AM PDT

MLG is for kids that are too fat to excel at real sports

New Flood the home of all things random

OMG, gaming for the fun of it.

Posted by: Monty Python
*sends a mob of Germans to kill Picollo*
I hold no fear for germans they cannot harm me, for my wings are like a shield of steel.

ps. Tenacious D FTW

  • 05.01.2007 6:13 AM PDT

cockburnicus@live.com
New Flood

Anyhooo. Back to the road trip, with Monty being made a Duke in England and having taken over Poland and Denmark, I am unsure of where to go next. Any suggestions for the party bus?

  • 05.01.2007 6:29 AM PDT

Posted by: Monty Python
Now that the Flood controls France, Germany, and Spain what country do you guys want to take over now?

I could care les that you control France, but, as the English Version of Chuck Norris, I demand AGAIN that you leave Germany and Spain. Alternatively I will roundhouse kick every one of your minions into oblivion and rip out your eyeballs. You have 24 hours.

  • 05.01.2007 8:35 AM PDT