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Posted by: Monty Python*watches as the penguins kill Pandora*NO not with this little Gizmo
I thought that we were all in this together to take over the worldand now we are all torn apart sobI am taking Guatemala, Portugal,Mexico,America, and that about it[Edited on 05.01.2007 5:09 PM PDT]
*Nukes Tokyo,Japan*
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird. Please allow me to introduce MyselfI'm a man of wealth and tasteI've been around for a long, long yearStole many a man's soul and faith
*Still wandering around Tijuana*Hey! Where'd everyone go? Heellllooooo!oh look, a tequila/nudey bar!
*Closes bar**Takes Sombrero*Are we going to take over Japan?
THERE IS ANOTHER DONKEY PAINTED LIKE A ZEBRA!!!! WTF!!!!Uh, Japan, sure. I like Sake'.[Edited on 05.01.2007 7:06 PM PDT]
*Assasinates Emperor*Me- I am Japan's new leader. Obey me or die.
Hey, let's go to Mongolia. We'll get some horses and go and pillage China, Russia and Europe. and stay drunk, can't forget that. oh, slave girls, need those too.*tosses a furry hat*
y'know what? I take over the whole world using only a halo 1 pistol and a bottle of tequila. I then order the construction of a SUPER NUKE and aim it directly at the ground. The resulting exlosion completly destroys the planet and sends arachnoses car straight at the sun, where it randomnly explodes causing the entire universe to implode.A la finNow lets start flood road trip 3!!!
Awesax
Posted by: DualShootery'know what? I take over the whole world using only a halo 1 pistol and a bottle of tequila. I then order the construction of a SUPER NUKE and aim it directly at the ground. The resulting exlosion completly destroys the planet and sends arachnoses car straight at the sun, where it randomnly explodes causing the entire universe to implode.A la finNow lets start flood road trip 3!!!Then he woke up and it was all a dream...Then Rampancy shot him, not fatally, but enough to snap him out of it
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Ha, damn...i felt asleep.....where are we now?
Posted by: Monty PythonLet's see, I'll fill you in.I've taken over most of Europes, and some of Asia, and now we're about to go get drunk in Miami.MIAMI?!?!?! WERE ARE IN MIAMI????? DAMN, LOOK AT ALL THOSE HAWT CHIX WITH TIGHT BIKINIS........WE ARE IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Monty PythonYes we are my friend. Yes we are...Later...WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOURBON!!!!Look at that beauty!!!! game fan -"Hi bayby.......wanna have some fun????" Hawt chic -"Do you have $1000?"game fan -humm......no..."Hawt chic -Then turn around and start walking!!!"game fan -..............right...........ok..........i didn't liked your face either so.......go to hell!"Hawt chic -"Oh you son of a blam!....*grabs RPG and aims it at me* AM I UGLY? UH? AM I? WHAT? CAN'T TALK? PUNK!"game fan -"Oh.........sorry....but.......i.......have.......to... ...go........now *starts running and hides in a corner waiting for the floods help....*"[Edited on 05.02.2007 5:29 AM PDT]
Posted by: Monty Python*runs after girl game fan was talking to*Me: Hey! I'm the leader of an entire empire! I've got much mor ethan $1000!!Girl: WOOHOO!game fan - Sorry for those words girl.....i didn't mean it....Hawt chic - 'tis okay.......here since you are sooo swet, you can have this one for free.game fan - in your face Monty!!!!!!!!![Edited on 05.02.2007 5:37 AM PDT]
Posted by: Monty Python*runs after girl game fan was talking to*Me: Hey! I'm the leader of an entire empire! I've got much mor ethan $1000!!Girl: WOOHOO!*wakes up* Woo i killed all penguins w00t so...where to now? edite:why did i quote you??[Edited on 05.02.2007 5:38 AM PDT]
Posted by: Pandora117Posted by: Monty Python*runs after girl game fan was talking to*Me: Hey! I'm the leader of an entire empire! I've got much mor ethan $1000!!Girl: WOOHOO!*wakes up* Woo i killed all penguins w00t so...where to now?To Sparta!!!!!
Posted by: game fanPosted by: Pandora117Posted by: Monty Python*runs after girl game fan was talking to*Me: Hey! I'm the leader of an entire empire! I've got much mor ethan $1000!!Girl: WOOHOO!*wakes up* Woo i killed all penguins w00t so...where to now?To Sparta!!!!!Sure....where's that?