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A UNSC crewman aboard the Pillar of Autumn giving the newest Chuck Norris work-out machine a workout.
Mr. Norris says, "I believe that the [TotalMaster 5000] will give all military personnel a chance to get in all their daily exercise."
You can get yours for just three easy payments of $99.99.
[Edited on 4/12/2004 8:56:24 PM by weresnail]