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OMG THEY KILLED KENNY again.....
Why do my comments keep getting deleted
"Oh god. If you're gonna turn off the artificial gravity, at least let me know when you're gonna turn it back on!"
Wow! Michael Jackson's Great Great Great Great Grandson break dancing on our ship?! WOW!
"Well, this is a different feeling."
"Shutup, if someone makes another damn chiropractor joke I'm going to... well alright I'm just going to lie here like the spineless bastard I am..."
I hate everything, but it's not my fault.
"I should have drunk my milk!"
Thats Hilarious hahahahahaah
Marine: "Whoops....."*Crack*Marine: "My Fault."
Get a hook for that worm!!!
It started off as a simple cartwheel competition, it was never supposed to go this far.
"I've fallen and I can't get up."
"Hey sarge, hold my beer and watch me do this!" *Crack*
Ohhhh...so thats what happens when you put daddy in the microwave, then toss him over a metal shield...---No you sickos, not 'toss him' in that sense---
Cletus, the slack jawed UNSC Marine, though it would a cool idea to stick his head down the barrel of the scorpion tank's cannon. 'hey its dark in here like maw's shack at night time...hey i wonder what happens when i pull that trigger....'
,slluks rieht morf senips rieht pir lliw ew ,snamuH eht teem ew nehw dna...""?SetilE ,thgir I mA !GNIHGUAL ...yawa me' ssot dna "Ris, sey, RIS!"
There are over 250 bones in the human body...unfortunatly for that bloke, most of those are broken, or at least seriously warped, he looks like a mars bar thats been sitting in the sun all day...
rieht morf senips rieht pir lliw ew ,snamuH eht teem ew nehw dna...""?SetilE ,thgir I mA !GNIHGUAL ...yawa me' ssot dna ,slluks"Ris, sey, RIS!"
Makes you wonder what drinking games exist in the 22nd century army....
Sorry bout the multiple posts, but for some reason I got an error message when i tried to edit my previous post, I had to browse back and do it again.
Bet his missuss loves him being that flexible...
"I should of taken Preparation H!"
its like when homer fell on the trash can and it fixed his back, the soldier was only trying to get out a cramp in his back.
Posted by: sawnose[Image Removed]I'll post again in a week to announce whose caption is my favorite!This is why gaming consoles should stay horizontal.
Thats 'Chiropractor'. C-h-i-r-o-p-r-a-c-t-o-r....--------------------Oly Oly Oxen Free. Spink!