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Subject: Caption 1: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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Thats what a rocket launcher does. maybe if i hold it at bob he can fly. FIRE IN THE HOLE. -blam!- i held it backwards!

  • 05.02.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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yeah, aww thats the spot man you are the best chiropracter

  • 05.03.2004 9:17 AM PDT
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is all his bones broken or did his insides get suked out. eather way, that has to hurt.

  • 05.03.2004 2:39 PM PDT
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Got health insurance??

  • 05.03.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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WHO EVER SAID ALIEN TECHNOLOGY IS BETTER , THEY STILL HAVENT PERFECTED SHIATZO AND THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CHIROPRACTORS.

  • 05.04.2004 4:11 PM PDT
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a visit to the chiropractors

  • 05.05.2004 4:14 AM PDT
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When he isn't running from Covenant forces Larry likes to get a little high jump practice in.

  • 05.06.2004 8:32 AM PDT
Subject: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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Best sex he's ever had.

  • 05.06.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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MC wins. Fatality

  • 05.07.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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damn...my blow up doll popped

  • 05.07.2004 11:15 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 1: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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Who ordered these new ergonomic charis?

  • 05.09.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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Well thats gonna hurt in the morning...

  • 05.13.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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A yoga class gone terribly wrong.

  • 05.13.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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thats is a kick ass pic

  • 05.13.2004 4:40 PM PDT
Subject: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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Note to self: You're not immortal

  • 05.15.2004 5:36 PM PDT
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that guy is flexible when he is dead i wish i could do that while alive.
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I'll post again in a week to announce whose caption is my favorite!

Update: Week 1's caption contest is over! View this thread to find out who won.

  • 05.17.2004 3:18 PM PDT
Subject: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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Help, there is a large piece of metal attached to my groin and I can't get down.

  • 05.18.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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the second story balancing and limbo act should think twice before installing jagged metal instead of a saftey net when at practice

  • 05.18.2004 8:02 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 1: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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So that's why the Master Cheif never takes his MJOLNIR armor off.

...emphasize the "that's", it sounds better

  • 05.18.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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Master Chief, you may be an unstoppable killing machine BUT...... bet you can’t do this!!!!!!

  • 05.19.2004 1:55 AM PDT
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the newest craze in back pain releif. results may vary

  • 05.19.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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The EARTH CITY Compensation Service

Have you had an accident and sustained a personal injury in The Covenant Truth and Reconciliation ship, the planet Halo or any of the USNC ships?
Do you feel someone else was at fault (blame Sgt. Johnson)

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  • 05.20.2004 7:02 AM PDT
Subject: Caption 1: From a recent HaloPC test pass

Mania? I promise you this: it will be more than a cart and plow that I drive over the bones of the dead.

It's the all new Pilattes fad sweeping the nation.

  • 05.20.2004 10:39 PM PDT
Subject: From a recent HaloPC test pass
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"Johnson, get my chiropractor on the phone!"

  • 05.24.2004 3:34 AM PDT
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REMINDS ME OF THE TIME IN THE ELIVATER WITH THAT POLL STICKIN OUT OF THE GROUND AND THAT BLOND OOOPS!! SAID TO MUCH!!

  • 05.24.2004 5:40 PM PDT