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"Now you're sure this is a kind of therapeutic massage, right Master Cheif?"

  • 04.13.2004 12:10 AM PDT

FRANKIE - Ahhhhhhhh!

SRGT. JOHNSON - What the...

FRANKIE - Help, get me down!

SRGT. JOHNSON - Son, what just happened, and how the hell did you get up there?

FRANKIE - Stupid, Stupid, I knew I shouldn't have tried it on.

SRGT. JOHNSON - Tried what on Corporal?

FRANKIE - Stupid super soldier, with his fancy green armor. I couldn't take it any more.

SRGT. JOHNSON - Are you telling me that you put on the Master Cheifs MJOLNIR armor? Ha ha ha, boy you're about as dumb as ODST.

FRANKIE - Well at least I can compete with them when it comes to the ladies, but not with him. He's all the the ladies talk about, how he's so "strong and mysterious." Huh... hello ladies, I'm not so small myself. I lift weights twice week Sarg!

SRGT. JOHNSON - Hold your tongue Corporal! The UNSC doesn't need any lovers.... you're here to kill, kill, kill! If you want to love something it better be cappin one of those Elites from 150 yards away. Understood!

FRANKIE - Sir, yes sir!

SRGT. JOHNSON - Now, for the time being, it looks like the only thing you'll be loving is a bed pan.

  • 04.13.2004 12:22 AM PDT
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"Hey Benny! Look wut I cun do!" *crack!" "Aw damnit..."

  • 04.13.2004 1:33 AM PDT

This post provided by Halo Babies.

Its like a Salvador Dali pic...

  • 04.13.2004 1:49 AM PDT
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Bungie, getting carried away after seeing early versions of Flood action figures, slip one into the code a weee bit early...

  • 04.13.2004 1:54 AM PDT
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"It looks like the hunters are very sensitive about their weight, sarge."

  • 04.13.2004 2:15 AM PDT
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*lol* That's a good one XD

Poor Bill just couldn't get that Khama Sutra position right... Looks like he couldn't wait till he was alone either for that matter...
"Oh we're all getting shot to hell but what the hell. I'm gonan give it one last...ouch..."

  • 04.13.2004 2:37 AM PDT
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After a serie of complaints about pains in the back, the captain orders all the crew that they should be doing at least 5 different yoga exercises a day.

  • 04.13.2004 4:07 AM PDT
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pilates of the future ooooooooh...........aaaaaaaaahhhhh.................CRACK!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.13.2004 4:33 AM PDT
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yummmmmmmmmmmmmm, im made of delicious jello
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  • 04.13.2004 4:38 AM PDT
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"I was doing just fine until left hand green"

  • 04.13.2004 4:57 AM PDT
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she was to rough on me

  • 04.13.2004 5:14 AM PDT
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awww damn, our lead high jumper is injured, looks like the flood are going to get the trophy for the 3rd year in a row....

  • 04.13.2004 5:48 AM PDT
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"A Rubbernecker." A-thank-you, a-thank-you.

Dear God, I hate myself.

  • 04.13.2004 6:55 AM PDT
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"Now kids this is what happens when you breakdance in a warzone"

  • 04.13.2004 6:58 AM PDT
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"mmmmmm thats the spot"

  • 04.13.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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Not all the human novelty balloons last long enough to show your grunty cousins outside the amusment park ride.

  • 04.13.2004 7:13 AM PDT
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Not soon after Captain Keyes forbid the crew from playing "PoA Wrestlemania Deathmatch"

  • 04.13.2004 7:23 AM PDT
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uhh, wait, that wasn't painkiller, that was Jello mix. Sorry.

  • 04.13.2004 9:10 AM PDT

I FINISHED THE FIGHT!!! On Sept.25!

Thats what he gets for trying to do a backflip ;(

  • 04.13.2004 9:19 AM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

..... owch..... ew.....

Painful and grosslooking, but insanely hilarious! As Nelson from The Simpsons so often says, "HAH HAH!"

  • 04.13.2004 9:21 AM PDT
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Whooo, These Convenant recliners are insane!!!...How much?

  • 04.13.2004 9:38 AM PDT
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thats y i hate ragdoll phisics they turn out like him screwed up

  • 04.13.2004 10:05 AM PDT
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OK, own up - who deflated him?!

or

New decoy for use in Covenant fights - a balloon shaped like a man - I think it went a bit wrong though...

  • 04.13.2004 10:18 AM PDT

=)

MSXL: The Last Honest Chapter

"I overheard the captain talking about a new back therapy exercise... IT WORKS!"

  • 04.13.2004 10:28 AM PDT