- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Marine: "Ow, oh-OH! Master-er-Chief! Hi, how you going?"
Master Chief: "Are you alright, you need some help?"
Marine: "Oh, no... no, I know what I'm doing. I was just taking a rest after slaughtering a whole bunch of Elites and Hunters."
Master Chief: "Riiight. Well I'm heading to the escape pods... I'll see you 'round."
[Master Chief leaves down the hall]
Marine: "Oh ****! Help! Traz! Are you there Traz?! I stepped on a live grenade again! OH CRAP! I'm in soo much pain! *wimper* Why didn't I ask Chief for help?! CHEIF! COME BACK! Nooo, ho, ooooh..."