- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"So, uhmm.. Jon? Did you get to meet that new female spartans parents last night?"
"Oh, yeah. Everything went great!"
"Then why are you bent at a 45 degree angle?"
"Mark, let me give you some advice... if a spartan's mother ever askes you for a second helping of poutine, you take it and you enjoy it."