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Subject: Funnyist thing you have ever hear anything say on halo
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personly my fave is one of the marines say when they're in the warthog:"Hope you bought butter,coz your about to get fried."

  • 05.28.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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Well, it wasnt something in Halo, it was my friend. We were playing prisoner against some average peeps, and i hear somebodies alarm for their shields goin off. All of a sudden, my friend yells "BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" as he jumps from the third level and proceeds to melee the other dude in the head killing him. Unfortunatly, since his shields were gone, and it was a stupid move, he killed himself. I shook my head and said "That is THE ONLY time i wanna here those words come from you!" We laughed so hard we had to quit the game!! good times. good times....

  • 05.28.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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I like when they say, "what the hell dumb ass?"

  • 05.28.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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"clean your visor!"
stacker: "lets kick some ass!"
"i hope u brought some butter cause youre about to get fried"
"we're trapped in here..... we're screwed! we're screwed man!"
grunt: "i get his helmet!"
johnson: "where are your glasses, boy!"

  • 05.28.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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"Quit making love! Move move move!"

  • 05.29.2004 8:13 AM PDT
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I would have to say when the sarge before the first level was ordering his soldiers to stand tall, he says "We will rip their skull from their spine, and toss it away, laughin'!!!" I know it wasn't that funny, but hey, I've been sayin' it constantly!

  • 05.29.2004 8:43 AM PDT
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I like it when the grunts say "Little people first!"

I also like what Sarge says on the first level on Legendary. "I don't care if it's God's own anti-son of a b*tch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we aren't gonna let them have it."

  • 05.29.2004 9:08 AM PDT
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The best was when one of the marines said, "We are fubar."

  • 05.29.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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I swear i heard a grunt call me and -blam!-

  • 05.29.2004 9:48 AM PDT
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Posted by: mastablasta918
I would have to say when the sarge before the first level was ordering his soldiers to stand tall, he says "We will rip their skull from their spine, and toss it away, laughin'!!!" I know it wasn't that funny, but hey, I've been sayin' it constantly!


Yeah i liked that to. But my personal favourite is when a grunt is running away from you and says "can't... run ....with ....thing ....on ...back.. whaaaaaa". When i heard that for the first time i swear i p****d myself laughing. just say that line to yourself in a Grunt voice and you'll hear what i mean.

Btw they are reffering to the big spike thing on there back.

  • 05.29.2004 9:52 AM PDT
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the funniest thing i've ever heard anyone say on halo is when u play co-op and there only 2 of u but if u attack a swarm of grunts they'll yell "their all around us! AHHH!" its great, this can happen on one player too.

  • 05.29.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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The best one by far is "Quit makin love Move Move Move!"

but another good one is when you kill a crew member, like on the level Halo, another crew member might say "Kill me too,I don't want the aliens to get me!"

  • 05.29.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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if ur by urself or with a friend in co op the grunts say there everywhere.

  • 05.29.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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I once heard a navy operations officer say:

I picked a bad day to give up smoking

Right before he was killed. That was funny. I also thought what a marine manning the worthog's LAAG say something funny after wasting a grunt:

Who's laughing now? Idiot!

  • 05.29.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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Sarge: "I would have been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!"

  • 05.29.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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the only one that really made me laugh is the one you get at the end of the game where you have the struggle over the gun and then the human goes 'this is it baby, hold me' i mean hey there is a first for everthing, why not a hug from an elite! :p

  • 05.29.2004 3:29 PM PDT
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I would have to say "I want to go home!" from a marine on halo lol

  • 05.29.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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i heard sarge say once"i'm too pretty to die" after he got a plasma gernade stuck to him

  • 05.29.2004 7:21 PM PDT
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when a grunt says not again!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.05.2005 2:26 PM PDT
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a marine once yelled "DAMN AND -blam!-" at a grunt that shot it. i don't know, i just liked that

  • 05.05.2005 8:57 PM PDT
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well my favorites have to be when you first se a grunt and throw a grenade and it yells gggeeeeerrrrnnnnaaadddeee.
and my last is when the marines say 'get up so i can kill you again'

  • 05.06.2005 3:54 PM PDT
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I love it when someone is in a corner and someone else say "stop playing with your self in the corner"

[Edited on 5/7/2005]

  • 05.07.2005 12:57 AM PDT
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Hey, I'm kinda new, but the funniest thing(s) I've ever heard are an elite say 'bouncy"
or a marine say to a grunt "get down, bi*ch" so ya.

  • 05.07.2005 8:57 AM PDT
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU HONEST~INSIDE JOKE~

  • 05.07.2005 7:45 PM PDT
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"come back to class so i can school you again"

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