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Subject: Funnyist thing you have ever hear anything say on halo
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I heard a grunt say something that sounded like: "Moo! Moo Moo Cow!"

  • 06.01.2005 1:06 PM PDT
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I'd just had a fight with some dude and I'd just collected an over sheild and he's like

"Nooooo not over shield not good"

and when I killed him I heard his voice through the speakers saying

"Sometimes you just can't win, especially when the other guy has overshield

I suppose you had to be there

  • 06.02.2005 2:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: XxRiCh3xX
well my favorites have to be when you first se a grunt and throw a grenade and it yells gggeeeeerrrrnnnnaaadddeee.
and my last is when the marines say 'get up so i can kill you again'


lol man thats good and. hahhahahahhhahahahhah makes me laaphf relly bad.

  • 06.02.2005 6:09 PM PDT
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personally the most funniest thing i heard was during the flood video when they were talking about the music, then again when mendoza had a bad feeling. Also when a LAAG marine (hispanic) Said "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" as he was wasting a elite and then another time when you run over covies they say "thats one way to conserve ammo."
Or what my friend says when somebody is shooting him. he says "I love you, Don't kill me"
And he sounds like a grunt doing it.


[Edited on 6/3/2005]

  • 06.03.2005 3:02 PM PDT

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What doesn't destroy you makes you stronger... For the next battle.

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Antigravity

Just read my sig.

"Where's my cell phone?!"
"Well, I'm outta here!"
"Little people first!"
All came from grunts.

  • 06.03.2005 3:28 PM PDT
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Not all, but "We hav stumbled onto something that they are scrambling over each other to get. Well I don't care if it'sgod's own ANTI-SON-OF-A-B$%&@-MACHINE OR A GIANT HULA-HOOP,WE'RE NOT GONNA LET 'EM HAVE IT! Wat we will let them have is-a-belly fulla led and a POOL of their own blood to drown in."-Sarge
Am I RIGHT Marines!? "Sir, yes, sir!" "Mmhmm, d$%& right I am. Now move it out! Double time!"

  • 06.04.2005 10:13 PM PDT
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I love it when the Marine goes, "Get up so I can kill you again."
Also I was playing on legendary, and they all killed me, one of the grunts went, "Can I have his helmet?" Also when im chasing a grunt and he goes, "Can't...run...with...thing....on...back...ahhhhhhhh !!!" I love that. Also I love the end of Legendary when Seargeant Johnson and an Elite are struggaling over an assualt rifle, and he looks at the Pillar of Autum and goes, "This is is baby, hold me"


Funny.As.Hell

  • 06.05.2005 3:05 AM PDT
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"Ok he has a sword, we must work together to take him out"
My friend heard some 10 year old kid say this to his team mates in a matchmaking game on halo live it was hillarious cause his voice was realy high and squeaky

  • 06.05.2005 12:03 PM PDT
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There's waaaaaaaaaaaay too much. But I have plenty off letters. Hehe.

-If my face looked like a squid I'd be angry, too! (To an Elite)
-See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
-Get out here so I can siyd on ya!
-Swing-batta-batta-swing!
-What's on your back? A toilet? (to a Grunt)
-I'll be a nice girl. I promise.
-Stay on the Chief's ass... well, not right on it.
-Oh, I will SO kick your ass!
-If I get shot, make sure to give me LOTS of drugs.
-I need a nurse... no, wait, a FEMALE nurse!
-That thing was so ugly, that when it cried, it's tears ran down the back of it's ear!
-Here, piggy piggy piggy!
-Well... peek-a-bloody-boo!
-Take that home to ya mum!
-Oh! I heard that!
-Marine, did I give you permission to -blam!-?
-That thing is really starting to PISS ME OFF!!!
-That's right you mothers! Run!
-This is how I manage MY anger. (shoots Grunt)
-Come get me! I'm just a little coward... no really, I am. Hehe.

In "Halo: The Flood", there's a couple...
343 Guilty Spark: "Hello, I am a genius. Haha."
Chief: "A pain in the ass is more like it."
343 Guilty Spark: "Oh, I'm a genius."
Chief: "Right, and I'm a vice admiral."

There's a few good ones in "First Strike", too.

  • 06.05.2005 11:12 PM PDT
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i like when the grunt says- ehh. good thing that food nipples waiting for me on the starship cuz man, have i worked up a big grunty thirst!

  • 06.06.2005 12:25 AM PDT
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My gamer tag is frostbite and some dude killed me with an energy sword, stood on top of my body and said "you've just been frostbitten!"
I thought that was pretty funny.
Ohh yeah, I like it when the grunts call you a bas#@rd when they get hit by a grenade.

  • 06.06.2005 12:44 PM PDT
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Hey ou guysknow any tricks on halo 2

  • 06.07.2005 7:40 AM PDT
Subject: Funnyist thing you have ever hear anything say on halo
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some grunt called me a [/b]slipper[/b]

[Edited on 6/7/2005]

  • 06.07.2005 2:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Use your head. The one on your shoulders. No really, just try. Please?

˙sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɥʇıʍ pooƃ os ʇou ɯ,ı 'ǝɹǝɥ ʇǝƃ sıɥʇ pıp ʍoɥ 'lol

Johnson- "Oh I know what the ladies like"
Johnson- See that right there? GOOD!
Johnson- THAT HAD BETTER HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE
Marine- Hey alien, how about you turn down the suck?
Marine- Hey chief, how about you turn down the suck?
Grunt- Are... you... there?
Grunt- Elite dead, run awaaaaayy!
Elite- Pay for your sins!
Elite- Another fallen
Elite- Elite boarded!
Elites say the coolest stuff because they are the most aware of their environments, snipers, vehicles, and everything else.

  • 06.07.2005 6:49 PM PDT
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my friends and i agree that one of things said by an elite sounds kinda like "push me down potato"

  • 06.08.2005 4:18 AM PDT
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When playing on the level "HALO" and you finish the first structure section then get your warthog and two marines and jump off the really high cliff. The marines start yelling, even after you hit the ground.

  • 06.09.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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this occurs when you sit t the halo (xbox version) main menu and just sit. the demo should start. now, depending on which one is playing (theres 2), a hunter should fight with cheif. Chief does the usual dodge and back shot when the hunter melees and if you listen you can hear a grunt say "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, MAN!!!!" as the hunter dies.

  • 06.09.2005 11:45 PM PDT
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I really love it when the Grunts say,"He's bigger than us, RUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • 06.12.2005 5:03 PM PDT
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There are many funny things said on Halo. I have a few favorites.

Grunts: "Get up -blam!-, so I can do it again!"

"Run!They got leader!"

Marines: "Ow!, That's not right, Sir!

Sgt. Johnson: When he runs over the covenent: "I got your ass!"

Outskirts: Sgt. Johnson: Dear all powerful humans, we the covennent regret being alien bastard, we regret coming to earth, and we definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

  • 06.14.2005 7:37 AM PDT
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The funniest thing I've heard is a grunt call me a jackass. And I agree with SpartaDLuc what seargent Johnson says at the beginning of Outskirts.

  • 06.14.2005 9:24 AM PDT
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"It's waste of ammo, but me no care!!!"

  • 06.17.2005 12:10 PM PDT

I learned all the words to what sarge says on the POA cutscene at the beginning. So me and my friend were watching it and I said it and he just died laughing

  • 06.18.2005 6:05 PM PDT
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I busted out laughing when a group of 4 grunts ran away screaming ....He's got a gun RUNAWAY!!!

  • 06.18.2005 6:54 PM PDT

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