- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: GOOD (beep)ING CHOICE MOTHER (Beep)ER! SAMUEL JACKSON! MADE PAINSTAKINGLY BY ME, SAMUEL L. JACKSON! IT'LL GET YA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE (Beep)ING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A -blam!- OR TWO! MMMM-MMMM -blam!-!
[Jackson walks up to the businessman]
Samuel Jackson: HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHER (Beep)!
Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLING, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES? 'JUICE', THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A MOTHER (beep)ING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK UP, -blam!-!