- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Here's how: Take any phone, though non-cordless is recommended for maximum time (batteries do run out), take any brand duct-tape and hold the phone to your ear with the receiving end in position relative to your mouth (but leave space to allow yourself to eat, you don't want to fall unconscious mid-conversation) and proceed to wrap the tape around your head and the phone so that the Phone is securely in position (but be sure not to tape over your mouth and/ or nose, if you do, just cut a hole through the tape where your mouth is). Also it is recommended you keep a recent edition Encyclopedia near to refresh the conversation (Dying from boredom permanently ends all conversations).
Well good luck to you!