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  • Poll [57 votes]: What would you do if you found a grunt in your backyard?
Subject: You find a grunt in your backyard....
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Poll: What would you do if you found a grunt in your backyard?  [closed]
Just get out the 12 gauge:  18%
(10 Votes)
Keep it as a pet and train it to get the paper:  74%
(42 Votes)
Sell it to a zoo for 15 bucks:  7%
(4 Votes)
Set it free (you damn grunt rights activist):  2%
(1 Votes)
Total Votes: 57

hmm....15 bucks is enough to get the Halo Sountrack.

  • 05.28.2004 8:56 PM PDT
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Put it up for bid on eBay.

  • 05.28.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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id keep it as a pet

  • 05.28.2004 9:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jason_4_04
Put it up for bid on eBay.


ROFL
yeah that would be best, but id still keep it as a pet. i love does quoot witto gwunts soooo much!

  • 05.28.2004 11:46 PM PDT
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I would just sell it to a zoo, maybe for a higher price though.

  • 05.29.2004 2:00 AM PDT

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I'd keep it. so i can use him/her to say more funny stuff. It'll be stand uo comedy. throw a glass at him, and start laughin at the remarks!

  • 05.29.2004 4:21 AM PDT
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i'd keep it and make it learn how to breath without the mathane mask. if it didn't work i would then sell it to a zoo for $15

  • 05.29.2004 5:32 AM PDT
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I'd keep it as a pet and teach it to play Halo. After all, even grunts should get a chance to have shields and display crazy feats in a warthog like the rest of us, right?

  • 05.29.2004 5:58 AM PDT

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If hes armed, I would knock it out with a barrage of stones first and then train it to do loads of different things like running in a hampster wheel and such. But, sadly, it'll use up its methane eventually...

  • 05.29.2004 6:18 AM PDT
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just keep your crap in a jar and then put it in the freezer, there instant methane!

  • 05.29.2004 9:06 AM PDT
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i would keep it as a pet and we would discuss the food nipple
sorry for the bad spelling

  • 05.29.2004 9:17 AM PDT
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i would out of those choices keep it as a pet, but other wise i would steal its armor and wear it! heehee that'd be cool!

  • 05.29.2004 3:23 PM PDT
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Set it free (you damn grunt rights activist) 4%
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ho did this i will kill them wen halo 2 comes

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  • 05.29.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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i'd probably keep it but if it did anything strange like contact his planet, then i would sell him so they could use him for sushi meat.

  • 05.30.2004 2:15 AM PDT
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I voted for keeping it as a pet cos it would be cool, and been as my dad farts a lot the methane wouldn't be a problem. However, if grunts actually did exist there must be more of them, and there might be elites and such. (Screaming) "The Covenant are coming! The Covenant are coming!"

  • 05.30.2004 3:11 AM PDT
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Defenitely keep it as a pet, maybe teach it English.
Ey, we could even become friends ;)
Wouldn't that be cool ? Having a Grunt as a friend, you'd be the first one :D
Call it Gunther maybe, or Frankie :P
Whoa, smoking pot with a Grunt, that would be cool, he would totally spass out :P
Saying really weird funny sentences, maybe put a joint in every hole of it's methane mask :P
Or do you think he would die from it ? Maybe then sell it on eBay, "dead Grunt" 50 dollars.
lol

  • 05.30.2004 3:27 AM PDT
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I don't know.... I think Soupe de la Grunt sounds mighty tasty.

  • 05.30.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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i whould keep it.they are like monkeys

  • 05.31.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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I love grunts they say the funniest things so i would deffinatly have to be my pet i would leave them all a live in the game but their just to fun to mass muder in a game called hunt the grunt best in easy mode the run more often *pulls out trusty old hunting shotgun and gives it a pat* well got to feed the wife and kids

  • 05.31.2004 8:45 PM PDT
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i dont have a backyard
ahhh man...

  • 05.31.2004 8:59 PM PDT
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I'd keep him as a friend and invite Him and My friends over to play Halo 2 (When it comes out);

P.S. What do you think of my Quotes?

[Edited on 5/31/2004 9:10:34 PM]

  • 05.31.2004 9:08 PM PDT
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For those of you who think the grunt is cute go here. I'm not sure if it's real or not but it is freaky looking. http://gk.bidou.info/prot/halo2_xbg/4.jpg

  • 05.31.2004 9:33 PM PDT