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Subject: Corniest Trashtalk Heard in Halo 2

So I was in matchmaking a while ago, playing in Tombstone, and one player killed another played, and I hear the victor yell over my headset "What would you like on your Tombstone?" I promptly wanted to smack the kid for ever playing halo 2.

What are some other corny trashtalking moments anybody has heard over Live in halo 2?

  • 05.16.2007 7:39 AM PDT
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I just can't stand the ones that like to run around with the plasma pistol/BR combo, then when they EASILY kill you, call you a noob. They still don't realize that what they're doing is actually called the NOOB COMBO!

  • 05.16.2007 7:42 AM PDT

ironic isn't it

  • 05.16.2007 8:08 AM PDT
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There's just too much to put down. People don't usually think after they've made a kill....They say the first thing that comes to their head.


That's why I have a premade reply ready....(and I just love how mad it makes people) "Thanks for boosting my confidence for me!"

  • 05.16.2007 8:25 AM PDT

I love to say "what are you.. 13?" If they aren't they get pissed for being called 13, if they are they become defensive about being 13 (ie "yea i'm 13, and i can pwn you any day of the week"), it always makes me laugh...

  • 05.16.2007 8:32 AM PDT

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
Kevin's post = breath of fresh air.
Take it from this guy people, he knows what he's talking about.

Second accounts are NOT cheating:
http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?cid=13824

Posted by: Raoul21186
I just can't stand the ones that like to run around with the plasma pistol/BR combo, then when they EASILY kill you, call you a noob. They still don't realize that what they're doing is actually called the NOOB COMBO!



Its called the Noob combo because it kills Noobs...that and noobs refuse to use whats at hand to get the easiest kill possible. Would you pass up the sword or sniper? Go watch old VoD games and notice that even the pros used to use the thing. While it dosent take alot of skill to use, it can even things out in a game for a team that knows how to use it properly. If I killed you with the combo and still had full shileds and your teammate runs around the corner to shoot me guess what happens? Now I turned a double team into mismatch in my favor. Its the smartest thing to do.

  • 05.16.2007 9:01 AM PDT
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i was playin some guys who were trash-talkin like crazy in an 4 on 3 assualt game. all my team quit so it was me against 4 trash-talkers and i tied em anyways lol. http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo2.aspx?gameid=702725 748&player=ZUKAS

  • 05.16.2007 11:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: Raoul21186
I just can't stand the ones that like to run around with the plasma pistol/BR combo, then when they EASILY kill you, call you a noob. They still don't realize that what they're doing is actually called the NOOB COMBO!



Its called the Noob combo because it kills Noobs...that and noobs refuse to use whats at hand to get the easiest kill possible. Would you pass up the sword or sniper? Go watch old VoD games and notice that even the pros used to use the thing. While it dosent take alot of skill to use, it can even things out in a game for a team that knows how to use it properly. If I killed you with the combo and still had full shileds and your teammate runs around the corner to shoot me guess what happens? Now I turned a double team into mismatch in my favor. Its the smartest thing to do.
lol its called the "noob combo" cause it takes no skill to use and people that use it have no skill to use anything else

  • 05.16.2007 11:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Raoul21186
I just can't stand the ones that like to run around with the plasma pistol/BR combo, then when they EASILY kill you, call you a noob. They still don't realize that what they're doing is actually called the NOOB COMBO!


Those kids have problems....possibly too many hits on the head when they were toddlers?

[Edited on 05.16.2007 11:51 AM PDT]

  • 05.16.2007 11:50 AM PDT
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ive been called a rubber buda

  • 05.16.2007 12:13 PM PDT
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I've been called a 'wanker'

  • 05.16.2007 12:13 PM PDT
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ive called people tropical flowers

  • 05.16.2007 12:15 PM PDT

You were born Guilty

[quote]Posted by: DJ Caru
So I was in matchmaking a while ago, playing in Tombstone, and one player killed another played, and I hear the victor yell over my headset "What would you like on your Tombstone?...."

Oh c'mon, that's a good one. I wish I had thought of it, of course when i kill people in dramatic fashion I usually say "GUILTY" so i might not have any room to talk.

  • 05.16.2007 12:17 PM PDT
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if i talk crap ill be like..... awww come on kid your garbage..... ocasionally ill be screwing around with my friends and say off teh wall stuff....... or ill just be a jerk cuz i owned teh kid..... ill be like ok ill let u get teh kill cuz u tried so hard and chuck a grenade at teh wall and blow up so he gets teh kill.... lol.... FTW!!!!!!

  • 05.16.2007 12:20 PM PDT
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"Bad Kid" is commonlu used. I only say it because people laugh at it.

  • 05.16.2007 12:21 PM PDT

People who talk trash over a video game (of all things) sound like idiots to me. That's why I don't talk trash =)

I think "noob" is pretty corny, but a classic nevertheless.

  • 05.16.2007 12:21 PM PDT
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'Bad Kid' is probably the nerdiest term I have ever heard next to the word 'Uber'

  • 05.16.2007 12:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
People who talk trash over a video game (of all things) sound like idiots to me. That's why I don't talk trash =)

I think "noob" is pretty corny, but a classic nevertheless.

no real need to be mean... trash talking is fun... u do it when u play people that have less skill then u..... what kills me is when u go into match making and start a game.... they get teh first five kills and they talk about how much they are owning u..... then u start playing... wipe teh floor with them with like a disgraceful 50-30 win.... and they are still talking about how garbage u are.... thats what kills me... oh we just lost miserably to u and im stilll gonna call u garbage...its sad really sad

  • 05.16.2007 12:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: RL King
'Bad Kid' is probably the nerdiest term I have ever heard next to the word 'Uber'

i use uber.... whats wrong with it...... i dont call ppl bks...... i usually tell them they are terrible or garbage... and stick with those 2

  • 05.16.2007 12:29 PM PDT
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It's nerdy, no offense, but I guess it is better than saying 'super' because people would make fun of you for saying that

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  • 05.16.2007 12:30 PM PDT
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yea ill say someone raped someone uber har or jumped uber high... bleh... to each its own

  • 05.16.2007 12:35 PM PDT
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We own and the other team says we suck.

  • 05.16.2007 5:56 PM PDT
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I was called leet, whatever the hell that means.

  • 05.16.2007 6:13 PM PDT

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