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Subject: Heaven or Hell?

Let's pretend that November 9th is Judgement day, and God comes to earth to seperate Heaven or Hell. And he gives you 2 choices: To go to hell with Halo 2, or go to Heaven without it, for the rest of eternity.... what would you do?

  • 05.29.2004 7:51 AM PDT
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.... the option to have Halo 2 with you in your grasp, but you never get to play it because your getting lighters stuck up your ass.... or not ever being able to have it but instead you get to relax and laugh at the idiots who chose the ass-lighter while your sitting with beautiful women attending to your every need and want...
I'll let you decide

  • 05.29.2004 7:55 AM PDT
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Hell, the place where people get lighters stuck up their asses.

  • 05.29.2004 7:56 AM PDT

SB-117

Hell could be someones heaven. And Heaven could be another mans hell so if lighters up your ass is your bag then if you choose hell then you'll end up in heaven (your hell) its a very confusing matter?.

So, if it has halo2, its YOUR heaven. And if you pick hell, you'll be taken to heaven which is your hell (because it has no Halo2). Ok, does anybody under stand what the hell I'm talking about....

  • 05.29.2004 8:00 AM PDT
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Yes we understand. If hell is where you want to be then fine, but just remember, your getting torchered the whole time and you can't play Halo 2....

Ass-Lighters Rule!!

  • 05.29.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Halo 2. It sounds tempting [Haha... wording], and I really don't have much concern over how I am treated in death, as long as it's fitting.

  • 05.29.2004 8:07 AM PDT

SB-117

Yes they rule. Id pick heaven because it wouldnt be heaven without halo2..

  • 05.29.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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I'm an atheist so there is no heaven or hell, but a world in life or death without halo 2 is hell or as close as i feel we will ever come to it

  • 05.29.2004 8:23 PM PDT
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its better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven

lol, i would probably choose heaven

  • 05.29.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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since halo 2 is something that my life revolves i would go to hell to play halo 2, for free tooo!

  • 05.29.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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How could god hate halo 2 oh the whole killing thing and the fact that a lot of people will skip church to play it.

  • 05.29.2004 8:27 PM PDT
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here's an interesting theory, by the way, I too am an atheist.

BUT, using the Roman catholic reasoning for heaven and hell, and some basic logic (which in my opinion religion is very lacking, but I am not here to flame religion, to each their own)

Think about the seven deadly sins: Lust, gluttony, sloth, envy, anger, greed, and that other one I can never remember. THOSE ARE ALL FUN!!! Those are also lacking in heaven because if you were to commit them, you would go to hell. So, to rephrase the first question:

If you could have HALO 2, get to sleep with whoever you want whenever you want and not have to worry about any diseases or pregnancy, if you could sit around all day and do nothing EVER, if you could eat all you want and not care about what others get, but be in a firey inferno, would you choose that over besically not being able to do any of those things, have lovely scenery surrounded by a bunch of people who appologize and beg forgiveness for everything they did wrong?

I choose hell sinse that's where I'm goin anyway.

(P.S. this post was not meant to insult the beliefs of anyone or to insult them personally. The topic of religion erk's me and I have to give my 2 cents on the topic. Keeping this in mind, I am all for diversity and differnt cultures and beliefs and stuff.)

  • 05.29.2004 8:56 PM PDT
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From a purely flesh and blood standpoint, Halo 2 all the way.

From a theological standpoint... im baptist, what do you think.

  • 05.29.2004 9:14 PM PDT
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no hell is like imagin the worst situation possible then multiply it times 100 and thats hell. heaven is the opposite.

  • 05.29.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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heaven definently cus of hot women at my every freaking call!

  • 05.29.2004 10:07 PM PDT
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well heaven think about it you will know the whole plot and know how the game played, you know all and worry about nothing in heaven!

  • 05.29.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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you will know the whole plot, you will see the maps, weapons, and all the extra goodies, BUT FOR GODS SAKE YOU WONT GET TO PLAY IT! WHAT GOOD IS THAT! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • 05.29.2004 10:19 PM PDT
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Hell all the way cause of Halo 2 and plus it will have tons of chicks who did Naughty stuff when they were alive. Heaven on the other hand would just have women who were good all there lives and never did anything and have no experience what so ever.

  • 05.29.2004 10:52 PM PDT
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any god that would provide that kind of choice is worth rebelling against.

  • 05.29.2004 11:05 PM PDT
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Ok this is turning into a religious thread instead of a comedic relief thread, i suggest that we leave theology out of it unless you wish it to be closed by morning.

  • 05.29.2004 11:07 PM PDT

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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

I would want to be with my loved ones in the after life.. If that's Hell, then so be it.

[Edited on 5/29/2004 11:09:47 PM]

  • 05.29.2004 11:09 PM PDT