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Subject: Britain versus Zanzibar
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Britain vs Zanzibar was the shortest war ever recorded and lasted 38 minutes.

  • 05.29.2004 10:22 AM PDT
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It was the shortest Human vs Human war, yes.

I waged war on the ants in my backyard this morning. It was the bloodiest 15 minutes of my life.

I won, obviously. The ants may beat me in numbers, but I have a hose.

  • 05.29.2004 10:26 AM PDT
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Now wouldn't that just make you feel patriotic all day long....If you were from Britain, that is.

  • 05.29.2004 10:27 AM PDT
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30 hornets beat 30,000 bees, i had a video somewhere and willl send a link as soon as i can find my brother and ask him. oh and by the way its real...

  • 05.29.2004 10:28 AM PDT
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Did anyone besides me find it amazingly fun as a child to cover the ant hill with lighter fluid then strike a match?

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Ha! when I waged war with my toenails it only took me five minutes. Sure, it was bloody, but I'll never have to clip them again!

  • 05.29.2004 10:30 AM PDT
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u like to go for an all out destruction approach, i like to use a magnifying glass

  • 05.29.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: NightmareXIII
30 hornets beat 30,000 bees, i had a video somewhere and willl send a link as soon as i can find my brother and ask him. oh and by the way its real...


I have that saved on my computer, and yes it is real. It happens all the time.

  • 05.29.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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Try waging war on plants. They always grow back stronger than ever and with a vengeance.

  • 05.29.2004 10:32 AM PDT
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they just bite the bee's head's off.

  • 05.29.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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anyone know the longest (human vs human) war ever?

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Posted by: NightmareXIII
30 hornets beat 30,000 bees, i had a video somewhere and willl send a link as soon as i can find my brother and ask him. oh and by the way its real...


that was the frickinest cool thing ive ever SEEN!!!!!! i saw it at school the other day. my lord it was awesome!

  • 05.29.2004 10:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: NightmareXIII
anyone know the longest (human vs human) war ever?


You mean like continuous fighting, day after day, or more like until there was an agreement between the two (or more) parties that were involved?

  • 05.29.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Indeed, it was very awesome.

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from first battle to treaty ya

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Posted by: NightmareXIII
from first battle to treaty ya


Then I think that the Franco-English war from 1339 untill 1453, has a shot at being the longest...However there have been periods of war that took longer (e.g. some periods during the existance of the Roman Empire), but seeing how this one revolves about one continuous conflict it deserves the title.


[Edited on 5/29/2004 10:55:17 AM]

  • 05.29.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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It is funny as Zanzibar is a Halo 2 multiplayer map. Does anyone have the bees video for me?


This is not bumping, I'm bored and I want some people to see cool topics.

  • 12.29.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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Not the townsfolk. By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?
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This is not bumping, I'm bored and I want some people to see cool topics.

It might not be bumping, but it IS grave-robbing. The townsfolk will be gathering their torches and pitchforks any moment.

Not the townsfolk! By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?

  • 12.29.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
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Did anyone besides me find it amazingly fun as a child to cover the ant hill with lighter fluid then strike a match?

you and me and about 30000 other children

That was fun.

  • 12.29.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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Can somebody send a link to the bees video it sounds awesome

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Not the townsfolk. By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: zekeisthemc
This is not bumping, I'm bored and I want some people to see cool topics.

It might not be bumping, but it IS grave-robbing. The townsfolk will be gathering their torches and pitchforks any moment.

Not the townsfolk! By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?

I would imagine peasants.

  • 12.29.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Not the townsfolk. By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: zekeisthemc
This is not bumping, I'm bored and I want some people to see cool topics.

It might not be bumping, but it IS grave-robbing. The townsfolk will be gathering their torches and pitchforks any moment.

Not the townsfolk! By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?

I would imagine peasants.

Ninja peasants? On fire?

[Edited on 12/29/2004 5:41:00 PM]

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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: zekeisthemc
Not the townsfolk. By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: zekeisthemc
This is not bumping, I'm bored and I want some people to see cool topics.

It might not be bumping, but it IS grave-robbing. The townsfolk will be gathering their torches and pitchforks any moment.

Not the townsfolk! By the way, are they ninja townsfolk?

I would imagine peasants.

Ninja peasants? On fire?

With moustaches and peg legs.

  • 12.29.2004 5:42 PM PDT

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