- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I have romantic meals for one, one day I went to the shops to buy my food, put all the stuff in my basket and went to the till (Thats checkout for all you Americans!) - The girl scanned through all the items, Meal for 1, soup for 1, bread for 1, 1 pint of milk, 1 pack of biscuits, small jar of coffee and a few other small items.
She looked at me and said "You're single aren't you?"
Sarcastically I said "How did you guess, did the shopping give it away?"
Without blinking she says "Nope, you are an ugly git"
*I just thought this was fitting for this thread, I'll go away and hide now!*