- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
You will need a super computer powered soley by the tears of unicorns gathered by virgins from Venus. The computer will take you a million years to build, just in time for the release of Halo 3 PC. Then you will discover that you can't even run it, because it's an exclusive for the next windows OS and is incompatible with your system.
[Edited on 05.24.2007 10:03 AM PDT]